URL Slug: comics/2002-01-21
Date: 2002-01-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-21
Archival ID: Story 1
Ookii database ID: 4
Appearance 1 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Hello, I'm Elliot. This thing to my left is named Tedd.
Tedd: Sup.
Elliot: As you are probably aware, this is our first comic, and as you know, first comics always suck.
Tedd: Always.
Elliot: And of course, our first comic will be no exception.
Tedd: Yup.
Elliot: Oh, and in case you can't tell, Tedd's a guy.
Tedd: Hey!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Hello, I'm Elliot. This thing to me left is named Tedd.
Tedd: Sup.
Elliot: As you are probably aware, this is our first comic, and as you know, first comics _always_ suck.
Tedd: _Always._
Elliot: And of course, our first comic will be no exception.
Tedd: Yup.
Elliot (Points to Tedd): Oh, and in case you can't tell, Tedd's a guy.
Tedd: Hey!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-22
Date: 2002-01-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-22
Archival ID: Story 2
Ookii database ID: 5
Appearance 2 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: As you are painfully aware, we are still in the introductory stages of this comic.
Tedd: Which sucks.
Elliot: So to make things more interesting, we will now have bikini-clad women randomly in the background of our comics!!!!
Tedd: Hell yeah!
[[The two thrust their fists into the air, then there is an awkward pause as they stand waiting for something.]]
Elliot: C'mon, Sarah, that was your cue!
[[Sarah answers loudly from off-panel.]]
Sarah: I am not coming out like this, you pigs!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: As you are painfully aware, we are still in the introductory stages of this comic
Tedd: Which sucks.
Elliot: So to make things more interesting, we will now have bikini-clad women randomly in the background of the comics!!!
Tedd: ''Hell Yeah!''
Elliot: C'mon, Sarah that was your cue!
Sarah (Out of frame): '''''I am not coming out like this, you pigs!!!'''''
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-23
Date: 2002-01-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-23
Archival ID: Story 3
Ookii database ID: 6
Appearance 3 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Hey. This is Sarah, the prude.
Sarah: Oh, I'm not a prude!
Tedd: Oh yeah?!?! Then STRIP!!!
Elliot: Oh crap...
<<POW>>
Sarah: Call me when the first story starts.
Tedd: Story?
Elliot: I knew we forgot something...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Hey. This is Sarah, the prude.
Sarah: Oh, I'm not a prude!
Tedd: '''Oh Yeah?!?! Then''' ***Strip!!!***
Elliot (Quietly): Oh crap...
Narrative: '''***POW***'''
Sarah: Call me when the first story starts.
Tedd (Out of frame): Story?
Elliot: I knew we forgot something.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-24
Date: 2002-01-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-24
Archival ID: Story 4
Ookii database ID: 7
Appearance 4 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Bad news: The first story won't be ready to start until next week.
Tedd: What do we do until then?
Elliot: The one thing we can do, my friend...
Sign: The Get Sarah To Wear A Bikini Fund
Narrator: God speed, lads...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Bad news: The first story won't be ready to start until next week.
Tedd: What do we do until then?
Elliot: The one thing we can do, my friend...
Narrative: There is a sign. The sign reads: '''The Get Sarah To Wear A Bikini Fund'''
Yellow: God speed, lads...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-25
Date: 2002-01-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-25
Archival ID: Story 5
Ookii database ID: 8
Appearance 5 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: The Get Sarah To Wear A Bikini Fund?!?!
Elliot: Well, you weren't doing it for free.
Tedd: So we figured we'd raise fifty bucks and see what happened.
Sign: The Get Sarah To Wear A Bikini Fund
Sarah: ...Do you know what time it is?
Elliot: Bikini time?
Sarah: Time to die...
Elliot: Where the hell did that hammer come from?!?!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: '''''The Get Sarah To Wear A Bikini Fund?!?!'''''
Elliot: Well you weren't doing it for free.
Tedd: So we figured we'd raise fifty bucks and see what happened.
Sarah: ...Do you know what time it is?
Elliot: Bikini time?
Narrative: A hammer appears in Sarah's hands
Sarah: Time to die...
Elliot: Where the hell did that hammer come from?!?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-26
Date: 2002-01-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-26
Archival ID: Story 6
Ookii database ID: 9
Appearance 1 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot, tweaked by HarJIT. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
DrGermahn: Guten tag. I am a stereotypical German scientist. Many of you have wondered where the hell that hammer came from yesterday. The answer? Quite simple.
DrGermahn: You see, when a woman is offended, she can make a hammer appear out of nowhere to use in the task of pounding the offender. There is proof of this in several manga and anime. Allow me to demonstrate.
[[Redaction in original.]]
DrGermahn: Assistant, could you [CENSORED] my [CENSORED] with your [CENSORED]?
Amanda: Sure!
DrGermahn: Although one could call this demonstration a failure, I can definitely see it as a success.
[[The matter discussed in this strip was later seemingly retconned over. While there is no direct contradiction due to the lack of explicit explanation here, do not try to read one into here. Instead, patiently wait until Hammerchlorians.]]
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Dr. Germahn: Guten Tag. I am a stereotypical German scientist. Many of you have wondered where the hell that hammer came from yesterday. The Answer? Quite simple.
Dr. Germahn: You see. When a woman is offended, she can make a hammer appear out of nowhere to use in the task of pounding the offender. There is proof of this in several manga and anime. Allow me to demonstrate.
Dr. Germahn: Assistant, Could you '''''censored''''' my '''''censored''''' with your '''''censored'''''?
Amanda: Sure!
Dr. Germahn: Although one could call this demonstration a failure. I can definitely see it as a success.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-27
Date: 2002-01-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-27
Archival ID: Story 7
Ookii database ID: 10
Appearance 2 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot, with own descriptive commentary added. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[School entrance, bearing a distinct, almost exact resemblance (as noted by fans) to *Naperville* North.]]
Sign: Moperville North
Elliot: Is it just me, or does the school look like it was made by tracing an image of Dan's old school in order to compensate for his inability to draw perspective well?
Tedd: It's you. Shut up.
Elliot: This is our school, Moperville North. We're juniors here, and...
Tedd: Why are we here?! It's a Sunday?!?!
Elliot: We're still taking care of intro stuff, Tedd.
Tedd: But that sucks!!! Isn't there anything better to do?
Elliot: Well, I suppose we could try to figure out what that German scientist said yesterday...
Tedd: "Assistant, could you [CENSORED] my [CENSORED] with your [CENSORED]?"
Elliot: Wow... Dude... That's just disturbing...
Tedd: Oh yeah? Well why don't you tell me some of your theories then!
Dr. Germahn: Actually, if you really want to know, I just asked her to clean my desk with her tooth brush.
Elliot: Now why the--
Tedd: You mean your assistant is cleaning your desk with a tooth brush?! Like right now?! Can I watch?!
<<SHOVE!>>
Dr. Germahn: Sure.
<<THWUMP!!!>>
Elliot: Ow...
Elliot: I suppose whether or not Tedd takes interest in something is a good way to determine whether or not it should be censored...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Is it just me, or does the school look like it was made by tracing an image of Dan's old school in order to compensate for his inability to draw perspective well?
Tedd: It's you. Shut up
Elliot: This is our school, Moperville North. We're juniors here, and...
Tedd: '''''WHY ARE WE HERE?! IT'S A SUNDAY'''''
Elliot: We're still taking care of intro stuff, Tedd.
Tedd: But that sucks!!! Isn't there anything better to do?
Elliot: Well, I suppose we ''could'' try to figure out what that German scientist said yesterday...
Tedd: "Assistant, Could you '''''censored''''' my '''''censored''''' with your '''''censored'''''?"
Elliot: Wow...dude...that's just disturbing...
Tedd: Oh yeah? Well why don't you tell me some of your theories then!
Dr. Germahn: Actually, if you really want to know. I just asked her to clean my desk with her toothbrush.
Elliot: Now why the...
Tedd: ''You mean your assistant is cleaning your desk with a tooth brush?! Like right now?! Can i watch?!''
Dr. Germahn: Sure.
Narrative: '''Shove!'''
Narrative: '''Thump!!!'''
Elliot: Ow...
Elliot: I suppose whether or not Tedd takes interest in something is a good way to determine whether or not it should be censored...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-28
Date: 2002-01-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-28
Archival ID: Story 8
Ookii database ID: 11
Appearance 1 of Science Teacher in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Teacher: Now remember, class... The creation of goo is very important to all of your futures!!!
Tedd (off panel): Um, teach?
Teacher (thinking): Uh oh...
Teacher: Yes, tedd?
Tedd (off panel): Our goo kinda of came to life and slithered away... Is that bad?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Science Teacher: Now remember, class... the creation of goo is very important to all of your futures!!!
Tedd (Out of frame): Um, teach?
Science Teacher (thinking): Uh Oh... {{Directive: speaking): Yes, Tedd?
Tedd (Out of frame): Our good kinda came to life and slithered away... Is that bad?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-29
Date: 2002-01-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-29
Archival ID: Story 9
Ookii database ID: 12
Appearance 7 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: I can't believe we're hunting goo...
Elliot: Well, it's your fault it's alive so keep looking
(off panel, could be Tedd or Elliot): Hey, there it is!!!
<<splip>> <<splorp>>
Elliot: Huh-?! Hey it oozed right through the net!
<<swoosh>>
<<sploot>> <<splat>>
Elliot: I suppose we were foolish to try to capture goo using nets...
Tedd: Blasphemy! We just need larger nets!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: I can't believe we're hunting goo...): {{Elliot: Well, it's your fault it's alive so keep looking!): : bgcolor=#9A349C style="border:2px solid #886B00;" width="100px": '''<font color=white>Tedd</font>''': : rowspan="2" (Out of frame): ***Hey, there it is!!!*** : bgcolor=#7C541D style="border:2px solid blue;" width="100px": '''<font color=white>Elliot</font>''' {{Narrative: The Goo makes noises like "splip" and "splorp".
Narrative: Elliot's net sweeps through the air with a "***swoosh***".
Narrative: The Goo makes noises like "sploot" and "splat".
Elliot: Huh-?! Hey! It oozed right through the net!
Elliot: I suppose we were foolish to try to capture goo using nets...): {{Tedd: Blasphemy! We just need larger nets!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-30
Date: 2002-01-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-30
Archival ID: Story 10
Ookii database ID: 13
Appearance 8 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Damn! Where did it escape to so quickly?!?!
[[The goo is getting in to a can of "steroids"]]
Elliot: I sense a disturbance in the goo...
Tedd: I thought i found it, but it turned out to be a sponge.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Damn! Where did it escape to so quickly?!?!
Narrative: The Goo makes noises like "splorp" and "splat" and "splip" while eating out of a steroids jar.
Elliot: I sense a disturbance in the goo...): : - {{Tedd: I thought I found it, but it turned out to be a sponge.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-01-31
Date: 2002-01-31
Date given in browser title: 2002-01-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-01-31
Archival ID: Story 11
Ookii database ID: 14
Appearance 9 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: This sucks! Everyone else has already gone home!
Elliot: We should split up; we'll find it faster that way.
Tedd: Split up?! Are you mad?! There's goo out there! Going alone is suicide!
Elliot: Oh, c'mon! It's goo! What are you afraid of?
Tedd: Um... er... goo makes me puke?
Elliot: Sure it does. Feh! It's just goo! How dangerous can it possibly be?
[[the goo is shown growing from a tiny blob with no facial features to a blob monster with eyes and teeth]]
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: This sucks! Everyone else has already gone home!
Elliot: We should split up; we'll find it faster that way.
Tedd: Split up?! Are you mad?! There's goo out there! Going alone is suicide!
Elliot: Oh, c'mon! It's goo! What are you afraid of?
Tedd: Um... Er... Goo makes me puke?
Elliot: Sure it does. Feh! It's just goo! How dangerous can it possibly be?
Narrative: The goo is seen growing along the bottom panel until it shows eyes and teeth out of a gaping mouth.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-01
Date: 2002-02-01
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-01
Archival ID: Story 12
Ookii database ID: 15
Appearance 10 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot (thinking): Where is this goo?! I wonder if it dried up or something...
Elliot (thinking): Maybe it ended up in the cafeteria-- HOLY CRAP!!!
Elliot: Um... hello, Mr. giant goo monster... any chance of me just leaving safely?
Goo: GRRRRR...
Elliot: Crud.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Where is this goo?! I wonder if it dried up or something...
Elliot: Maybe it ended up in the cafeteria-- HOLY CRAP!!!
Narrative: The goo appears around the corner with large teeth and holding something in one of it's many "arms".
Elliot: Um... Hello, Mr. Giant Goo Monster... Any chance of me just leaving safely?
The Goo: GRRRRR
Elliot: Crud.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-02
Date: 2002-02-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-02
Archival ID: Story 13
Ookii database ID: 16
Appearance 11 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
(Goo) VS (Elliot, holding sign: 'Elliot')
Be sure to place your potentially illegal and morally objectionable bets now 'cause once this one gets started it won't be over till it's over!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Yellow: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!
Narrative: A big "VS" is displayed between The Goo and Elliot. Elliot holds a sign with his name on it
Yellow: Be sure to place your potentially illegal and morally objectionable bets now 'cause once this one gets started it won't be over till it's over!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-03
Date: 2002-02-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-03
Archival ID: Story 21
Ookii database ID: 17
Appearance 12 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Bring it on...
Goo: HSSSSS...!!!
[[the goo slams a large "fist" down; Elliot dodges]]
<<BOOM>>
Elliot (thinking): Damn! I barely dodged that!!!
Elliot: Hmm...?
Elliot (off panel): A fork that someone dropped earlier? Yes! Advantage: Elliot!
Elliot: TOGATEIRU FOHKU KOHGEKI*!!!
[[*Pointy Fork Attack]]
<<Splorp!>>
[[Fork going into goo]]
<<Sploop!>>
[[Fork coming out of goo]]
Goo: <<HEHEHE...>>
Elliot (thinking): It didn't do anything to it... how the hell do you harm goo?!?!
Goo: <<GRRAARR!!!>>
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrative: Elliot charges the goo and thrusts his fist in one of it's eyes while lighting the lighter
The Goo: SKREEE!!!
Narrative: Elliot pulls his fist out of the eye and thrusts the lit lighter into it
The Goo: SKREEEEEEEEE!!!
Narrative: The goo catches on fire
The Goo: SKREEEEE!!!
Narrative: The goo explodes with a "BOOM"
Tedd: Ok, I don't care if you did use the lighter to set it on fire: It blowing up is just ridiculous.
Narrative: Elliot land head first on the ground with a "Thwump"
Elliot (Off screen except for raised fist): YES!!! I am the MAN!!!
Elliot: I can't believe I pulled that off so perfectly!
Tedd: Except you didn't give any of your attacks pointless Japanese names.
Elliot: Aigh! God Dammit! Son of a... Ergh!!! Can I get a do-over?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-04
Date: 2002-02-04
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-04
Archival ID: Story 14
Ookii database ID: 18
Appearance 13 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: There you are, Tedd! Listen, I found the goo, but...
Tedd: No I was not in the girls locker room!!!
Elliot: Um... what?
Tedd: OK maybe I was but it's not like anyone was in there!!!!
<<Scratch scratch>>
[[Elliot scratching his head]]
Tedd: Oh, it's just you, Elliot. Sup?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Bring it on...
Narrative: The goo punches at Elliot.
The Goo: HSSSSS...!!!
Narrative: Elliot dodges the fist and it hits the floor in front of him with a "BOOM"
Elliot (Thinking): Damn! I barely dodged that!!!
Elliot: Hmm...?
Elliot (Thinking): A fork that someone dropped earlier? Yes! Advantage: Elliot!
Elliot: ***Togateiru Fohku Kohgeki*!!!***
Yellow (Translation): *Pointy Fork Attack
Narrative: Elliot throws the fork at the goo
Narrative: The fork is seen entering and exiting cleanly through the goo making a "Splorp! sound on entry and a "Sploop" sound on exit.
The Goo: HEHEHE...
Elliot (Thinking): It didn't do anything to it... How the hell do you harm goo?!?!
The Goo: ***GRRAARR!!!***
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-05
Date: 2002-02-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-05
Archival ID: Story 15
Ookii database ID: 19
Appearance 14 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Hmm... so it's become a giant monster... how did you escape?
Elliot: Simple! I told it a hero from Dragon Warrior was behind it and ran when its back was turned!
Tedd: Of course! Any monster that is anything like a slime would naturally fear a dragon warrior hero!
Elliot: I don't think that will work twice, though. I bet it's pretty pissed off right about now...
Tedd: Worry not, comrade, for I have a plan!
Elliot: That worries me...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: There you are. Tedd! Listen, I fouind the goo, but...
Tedd: No I was not in the girls locker room!!!
Elliot: Um.... What?
Tedd: OK maybe I was but it's not like anyone was in there!!!!
Narrative: Elliot scratches his head
Tedd: Oh, it's just you, Elliot. Sup?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-06
Date: 2002-02-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-06
Archival ID: Story 16
Ookii database ID: 20
Appearance 15 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Silent Bob in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Outside of the school. Elliot is moving away from an unidentified person]]
Elliot: Thanks for the lighter!
Elliot: Ok Tedd, I got the lighter! Now what?
Tedd: Well, as we're already outside, why not go home?
Elliot: Home?! We're not leaving that goo in there!!!
Tedd: It was just a suggestion.
Elliot: Feh. So what are we going to do, burn it?
Tedd: Actually, Elliot, just the opposite...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Hmm... So it's become a giant monster... How did yo escape?
Elliot: Simple! I told it a hero from Dragn Warrior was behind it and ran when its back was turned!
Tedd: Of course! Any monster that is anything like a slime would naturally fear a Dragon Warrior hero
Elliot: I don't thionk that will work twice, though. I bet it's pretty pissed off right about now...
Tedd: Worry not, comrade, for I have a plan!
Elliot: That worries me...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-07
Date: 2002-02-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-07
Archival ID: Story 17
Ookii database ID: 21
Appearance 16 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: The Goo is only able to maintain its current form due to a delicate balance of liquids and solids. It is absorbent, so if we drench it with water the balance should be undone and all we'll have to do is clean up a puddle! Of course, not every area of the school has sprinklers so we should wait for it to come to us.
Elliot: OK, just one question...
Elliot: Is that close enough for ya?
Goo: GGRRRRRAARRRR...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot (To Silent Bob): Thanks for the lighter.
Elliot: Ok Tedd, I got the lighter! Now What?
Tedd: Well, as we're already outside, why not go home?
Elliot: Home?! We're not leaving that goo in there!!!
Tedd: It was just a suggestion.
Elliot: Feh. So what are we going to do, burn it?
Tedd: Actually, Elliot, just the opposite...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-08
Date: 2002-02-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-08
Archival ID: Story 18
Ookii database ID: 22
Appearance 17 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Principal Verrückt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Science Teacher in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Now Elliot, now! Use fire from the lighter to activate the sprinkler system!!!
Elliot: It's not working! Something's wrong with the sprinklers!!!
Tedd: WHAT?!
[[Several years ago...]]
Science Teacher: Sir, we really should get the sprinklers fixed.
Principal Verrückt: NEIN! The school budget is to be spent on murals! Murals I say!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: The Goo is only able to maintain its current form due to a delicate balance of liquids and solids. It is absorbent, so if we drench it with water the balance should be undone and all we'll have to do is clean up a puddle! Of course, not every area of the school has sprinklers so we should wait for it to come to us.
Elliot: Ok, just one question...
Narrative: The goo is seen approaching them
Elliot: Is that close enought for ya?
The Goo: GGRRRRRAARRRR...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-09
Date: 2002-02-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-09
Archival ID: Story 19
Ookii database ID: 23
Appearance 18 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Tedd on one side, the goo on the other]]
Ted: Um... Elliot? Any ideas?
Elliot: Only one... And I really hate to do it, but...
Ted: Um, you ok...?
Elliot: AAAAAAAAA!!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Now Elliot, now use fire from the lighter to activate the sprinkler system!!!
Elliot: It's not working! Something's wrong with the sprinklers!!!
Tedd (Off Screen): WHAT?!
Narrative: Several years ago...
Science Teacher: Sir, we really should get the sprinklers fixed.
Principal Verrückt: NEIN! The school budget is to be spent on murals!!! MURALS I SAY!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-10
Date: 2002-02-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-10
Archival ID: Story 20
Ookii database ID: 24
Appearance 19 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Goo: <<SKREEE!!!>>
<<*click* FWOOSH!!>>
[[Elliot punches through Goo's eyes while lighting the lighter]]
<<FWOOSH!>>
<<SPLORP!>>
Goo: <<SKREEEEEEEEE!!!>>
[[Elliot pulls out his arm, then uses the lighter to set the Goo's punched eye on fire]]
Goo: SKREEEEE!!!
<<BOOM>>
[[Elliot is sent flying]]
Tedd: OK, I don't care if you did use the lighter to set it on fire; it blowing up is just ridiculous.
<<THWUMP>>
[[Elliot falls down next to Tedd]]
Elliot (off-panel except one goo-covered fist): YES!!! I am the MAN!!!
Elliot: I can't believe I pulled that off so perfectly!
Tedd: Except you didn't give any of your attacks pointless Japanese names.
Elliot: AIGH! God Dammit! Son of a... ERGH!!!! Can I get a do-over?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Um... Elliot? Any ideas??
Elliot: Only one... And I really hate to do it, but...
Tedd: Um, you OK...?
Elliot: AAAAAAAAA!!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-11
Date: 2002-02-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-11
Archival ID: Story 22
Ookii database ID: 25
Appearance 20 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Saturday, 2 PM]]
[[Elliot picks up the phone, still in bed]]
Elliot: *snort* Hello?
Phone: Elliot! It's Sarah! You and Tedd are in todays paper!
Sarah: It talks about how Tedd brought goo to life and how you destroyed it!
Phone (Elliot): Well, yeah, some guys interviewed us. I guess to some people anything is news...
Sarah, off-panel: You don't consider goo coming to life news?!
Elliot, off-panel: Not after some of the stuff I've seen at Tedd's house...
[[Shady Figure holding a paper]]
Shady figure (thinking): Could it be? Could... could this "Tedd" help me???
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Yellow: Saturday, 2PM
Elliot: ''*snort*'' Hello?
Sarah (from a phone, to Elliot): Elliot! It's Sarah! You and Tedd are in todays paper!
Narrative: Cut to Sarah reading a newspaper
Sarah: It talks about how Tedd brought goo to life and how you destroyed it!
Elliot (phone): Well, yeah, some guys interviewed us. I guess to some people _anything_ is news...
Narrative: Cut to Grace reading a newspaper
Sarah (phone): You don't consider goo coming to life news?!
Elliot (phone): Not after some of the stuff I've seen at Tedd's house...
Grace (thinking): Could it be? Could... Could this "Tedd" help me???
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-12
Date: 2002-02-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-12
Archival ID: Story 23
Ookii database ID: 26
Appearance 21 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: So um, Elliot... I was thinking maybe we should see a movie tonight...
Phone (Elliot): Cool! I'll call Tedd.
Sarah: T-Tedd? A-Actually, I was thinking just the two of us would go to a movie, together...
Phone (Elliot): But Tedd will get lonely! We really should include him.
Sarah: He can watch TV! Look, you goon, I'm trying to ask you to go out with me!
Phone (Elliot): Well, yeah, I figured you wanted to go to the theater and not rent...
Sarah: What? That's not--
Phone (Elliot): Alright, I've got Tedd online. He's interested in "Bionic Lesbians from Mars: Episode VIII". What do you wanna see?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: So um, Elliot… I was thinking maybe we should see a movie tonight…
Elliot (phone): Cool! I’ll call Tedd.
Sarah: T-Tedd? A-Actually, I was thinking just the two of us would go to a movie, together…
Elliot (phone): But Tedd will get lonely! We should include him.
Sarah: He can watch TV! Look, you goon, I’m trying to ask you to go out with me!
Elliot (phone): Well, yeah, I figured you wanted to go to the theater and not rent…
Sarah: What? That’s not --
Elliot (phone): Alright, I’ve got Tedd online. He’s interested in “Bionic Lesbians From Mars: Episode VIII”. What do you want to see?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-13
Date: 2002-02-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-13
Archival ID: Story 24
Ookii database ID: 27
Appearance 22 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[outside of the movie theater]]
Elliot: So many movies... Alright, what should we see?
Sarah: Anything but a "chick flick".
Tedd (shaking from the cold): B-But y-you a-are a ch-chick...
Sarah: So?! My movie preferences are not defined by my gender!
[[Elliot has put his coat over his head]]
Elliot (thinking): Nothing can penetrate the coat of solitude...
Tedd (still shaking): O-oh, I-I get it! Y-You're a L-Lesbian! Gotcha!
Sarah (thinking): He's getting the beating of a life-time once he takes off that thick winter coat....
Elliot (thinking): I am invincible...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: So many movies… Alright, what should we see?
Sarah: Anything but a “chick flick”.
Tedd: B-But y-you a-are a ch-chick…
Sarah: So?! My movie preferences are not defined by my gender!
Tedd: O-Oh, I-I get it! Y-You’re a l-lesbian! Gotcha!
Elliot (thinking): Nothing can penetrate the coat of solitude…
Sarah (thinking): He’s getting the beating of a lifetime once he takes off that thick winter coat….
Elliot (thinking, off screen): I am invincible…
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-14
Date: 2002-02-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-14
Archival ID: Story 25
Ookii database ID: 28
Appearance 23 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: 3 students for Attack of the Frozen Waffle.
TC: You are the MAN!
Elliot: Huh?
TC: Those two fine ladies are with you, right? Way to go, playah!
Elliot: What? First of all, only one-- Wait, this is too much change...
TC: Now, I can't charge full price to a fellow playah like yourself. Buy your women some diet soda! They'll "thank" you later...
Elliot: Follow me, ladies.
Tedd: What?!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: 3 students for “Attack of the Frozen Waffle”.
Theater Clerk: You are the MAN!
Elliot: Huh?
Theater Clerk: Those two fine ladies are with you, right? Way to go, Playah!!!
Elliot: What? First of all, only one—Wait, this is too much change…
Theater Clerk: Now I can’t charge full price to a fellow playah like yourself! Buy your women some diet soda! They’ll “thank” you later…
Elliot: Follow me, ladies.
Tedd: What?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-15
Date: 2002-02-15
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-15
Archival ID: Story 26
Ookii database ID: 29
Appearance 24 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Sarah next to each other in the theater, watching the movie:]]
<<"What is it I'm looking at here?">>
<<"Well, General, it's... a frozen waffle.">>
<<"This is what destroyed an entire city?!">>
<<"It is more dangerous than it appears!">>
[[Sarah looking at Elliot]]
<<"You, Dr. German, are a loon. We have nothing to fear from such a simple thing!">>
[[Sarah laying her head on Elliot's shoulder watching forward, Elliot looking at Sarah]]
<<"Nothing at all!">>
[[Elliot watching forward again]]
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrative: Elliot and Sarah next to each other in the theater, watching the movie): : bgcolor="#554422" style="border:2px solid #282211;": <font color=white>'''General'''</font>: (in the movie): What is it I'm looking at here? : bgcolor="#554422" style="border:2px solid #282211;": <font color=white>'''Dr. German'''</font>: (movie): Well, General, it's... a frozen waffle. {{Narrative: Sarah looks at Elliot, Tedd is visible sitting beside her): : bgcolor="#554422" style="border:2px solid #282211;": <font color=white>'''General'''</font>: (movie): This is what destroyed an entire city?! : bgcolor="#554422" style="border:2px solid #282211;": <font color=white>'''Dr. German'''</font>: (movie): It is more dangerous than it appears! {{Narrative: Sarah lays her head on Elliot's shoulder watching forward, Elliot looks at Sarah): : bgcolor="#554422" style="border:2px solid #282211;": <font color=white>'''General'''</font>: (movie): You, Dr. German, are a loon. We have nothing to fear from such a simple thing! {{Narrative: Elliot watches forward again): : bgcolor="#554422" style="border:2px solid #282211;": <font color=white>'''General'''</font>: (movie): Nothing at all!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-16
Date: 2002-02-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-16
Archival ID: Story 27
Ookii database ID: 30
Appearance 25 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot driving his car back home, Sarah next to him, Tedd in the back]]
Tedd: That was the worst movie ever. Ever I say!
Sarah: Oh, and the Bionic Lesbians would've been better?
Tedd: Ebort gave it two thumbs up!
Elliot: Your house, Tedd.
[[Tedd outside]]
Tedd (thinking): Waffles versus lesbians... there just isn't any contest!
From off-panel: Are you Tedd?!
Tedd: ?!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: That was the worst movie ever. Ever I say!
Sarah: Oh, and the bionic lesbians would’ve been better?
Tedd: Ebort gave it two thumbs up!
Elliot: Your house, Tedd
Tedd (thinking): Waffles versus lesbians… there just isn’t any contest!
Grace (off screen): Are you Tedd?!
Tedd: ***?!***
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-17
Date: 2002-02-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-17
Archival ID: Story 48
Ookii database ID: 31
Appearance 2 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Girl in trench coat: A-Are you Tedd? That guy who made goo come to life?
Tedd: Um, yeah, that's me. But who are you?
Girl: I'm Grace. Can we, um, go inside? I'm cold.
Tedd: Now wait a minute... I've never met you before, and--
Um, what are you wearing underneath that trench coat?
Grace: Well, nothing, but--
Tedd: WelcometothewonderfulhouseofTeddTedd'shouseisyourhousepleasefeelfreetostayaslongasyoulikeandletitbeknownifyourhavingnightmaresit'sokforyoutosleepinmybedwelcome!!!
Grace: Thanks for letting me in, and I want you to know that the reason I'm only wearing this coat isn't sexualin any way.
Tedd: Dammit. I mean, uh... listen, putting clothes onto a girl goes against all my instincts, but if ya want you can wear some of my clothes for now so you won't be stuck wearing that.
Grace: Thanks, Tedd. I--
From off-panel: TEDD! WHO'S DOWN THERE?!
Tedd: Aw crap, my dad's home!
Mr. Verres: Tedd, you know you're supposed to call ahead before bringing anyone into this house unless it's Elliot!
Grace: I don't believe this! How can he be Tedd's father?!
Mr. Verres: Is that-- Shade Tail?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-18
Date: 2002-02-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-18
Archival ID: Story 28
Ookii database ID: 32
Appearance 3 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[On panel: Grace as seen in the previous comic]]
[[Narrator: Just WHO is this young woman? She claims to be named Grace, and for some reason wants some sort of help from Tedd as a result of his goo exploits.]]
[[On panel: Tedd's father, Mr. Verres, as seen in the previous comic]]
[[Narrator: And who is this? Why, Tedd's father! He seems to believe that Grace is someone named "Shade Tail". But how would he know her? Could it be that they both go to the same barber, or could it be something more sinister?]]
[[On panel: a lot of small faces]]
[[Narrator: And why? Why this stupid recap? Everyone who read the comic yesterday knows all this already! BAH! The author thinks he can be lazy just because it's his birthday, that's what it is! Stupid piece of-- wait, I AM the author. DAMMIT! Um... all hail the author named Dan?]]
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: A-are you Tedd? That guy who made goo came to life?
Tedd: Um, yeah, that’s me. But who are you?
Grace: I’m Grace. Can we, um, go inside? I’m cold.
Tedd: Now wait a minute… I’ve never met you before, and --
Tedd: Um, what are you wearing underneath that trench coat?
Grace: Well, nothing, but --
Tedd: Welcometothewonderfulhouseof teddtedd’shouseisyourhouseplease feelfreetostayaslongasyoulikeand letitbeknownifyou’rehavingnightmares it’sokforyoutosleepinmybedwelcome!!!
Grace: Thanks for letting me in, and I want you to know that the reason I’m only wearing this coat isn’t sexual in any way.
Tedd: Dammit. I mean, uh… Listen, putting clothes _onto_ a girl goes against all my instincts, but if ya want you can wear some of my clothes for now so you won’t be stuck just wearing that.
Grace: Thanks, Tedd. I --
Mr. Verres (off screen): ***Tedd?! Who’s down there?!***
Tedd: Aw crap, my dad’s home!
Mr. Verres: Tedd, you know you’re supposed to call ahead before bringing anyone into this house unless it’s Elliot!
Grace (thinking): I don’t believe this! How can _he_ be Tedd’s father?!
Mr. Verres: Is that-- Shade Tail?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-19
Date: 2002-02-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-19
Archival ID: Story 29
Ookii database ID: 33
Appearance 4 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Mr. Verres: Shade... does anyone in your family know that you're here?
Tedd: "Shade"...?
Grace: No, they don't.
Mr. Verres: Good, let's hope it remains that way. Tedd, make up the guest room. Shade here will be staying with us. See if you can get that girl Sarah to help get her some decent clothes tomorrow, as well. Other than Elliot and Sarah, tell no one that Shade is here, got that?
Grace: Are you serious? You're going to protect me?
Tedd: ... What the hell is going on...?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrative: Grace, as seen in the last comic): {{Yellow: Just WHO is this young woman? She claims to be named Grace, and for some reason wants some sort of help from Tedd as a result of his goo exploits.
Narrative: Tedd's father, Mr. Verres, as seen in the last comic): {{Yellow: And who is this? Why, Tedd's father! He seems to believe that Grace is someone named "Shade Tail". But how would he know her? Could it be that they both go to the same barber, or could it be something more sinister?
Yellow: And why? Why this stupid recap? Everyone who read the comic yesterday knows all this already! BAH! The author thinks he can be lazy just because it's his birthday, that's what it is! Stupid piece of-- wait, I AM the author. DAMMIT! Um... all hail the author named Dan?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-20
Date: 2002-02-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-20
Archival ID: Story 30
Ookii database ID: 34
Appearance 5 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 23 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: OK dad, while Grace is changing her clothes tell me what's going on! Aren't we going to get in trouble for keeping her from her family? How do you know her? Why do you call her Shade?
Mr. Verres: DGB.
[[Grace is standing behind Tedd, wearing his clothes]]
Tedd: How is Grace "Dad's Government Business"?
Grace: It's a long story, Tedd. Thanks for the clothes.
They fit surprisingly well...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Mr. Verres: Shade… Does anyone in your family know that you’re here?
Tedd (wisper): ”Shade”…?
Grace: No, they don’t.
Mr. Verres: Good. Let’s hope it remains that way. Tedd, make up the guest room. Shade here will be staying with us. See if you can get that girl Sarah to help get her some decent clothes tomorrow, as well. Other than Elliot and Sarah, tell no one that Shade is here, got that?
Grace: Are you serious? You’re going to protect me?
Tedd: … What the hell is going on…?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-21
Date: 2002-02-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-21
Archival ID: Story 31
Ookii database ID: 35
Appearance 6 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 24 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Listen, Grace, I don't mean to sound rude, but why are you here?
Grace: ...You called me Grace.
Tedd: Huh? Um, well yeah. That is your name, isn't it?
Grace: Tedd, I came here to get help from you... but first I want you to get to know me as Grace, and not as Shade or anything else! ...Can you do that for me?
Tedd: You're confusing the hell out of me, but I suppose I can do that...
Grace: Thank you.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: OK Dad, While Grace is changing her clothes tell me what’s going on! Aren’t we going to get in trouble for keeping her from her family? How do you know her? Why do you call her Shade?!?
Mr. Verres: ***DGB.***
Tedd: How is Grace “***D***ad’s ***G***overnment ***B***usiness”?
Grace: It’s a long story Tedd. Thanks for the clothes.
Grace: They fit surprisingly well…
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-22
Date: 2002-02-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-22
Archival ID: Story 32
Ookii database ID: 36
Appearance 7 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedd and Grace are sitting on a sofa]]
Tedd: Man, there's nothing good on TV. Wanna do something else?
Grace: I dunno. Anything "normal" would be good.
Tedd: Really? Cause ya know, it's technically normal for people to sleep together...
Grace: Ah, but not if they've just met and aren't in a relationship.
Tedd: (Thinking) Don't fall for it, stay on your guard... Just wait for the hammer... Any second now...
Grace: ...Um, are you feeling OK? You look kinda frozen...
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Listen, Grace, I don’t mean to sound rude, but why are you here?
Grace: … You called me Grace.
Tedd: Huh? Um, well yeah, that is your name, isn’t it?
Grace: Tedd, I came here to get help from you… But first I want you to get to know me as Grace, and not as Shade or anything else! … Can you do that for me?
Tedd: You’re confusing the hell out of me, but I suppose I can do that …
Grace: Thank you.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-23
Date: 2002-02-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-23
Archival ID: Story 33
Ookii database ID: 37
Appearance 1 of Damien in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Vlad in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Vlad: Did you find her?
Damien: No.
Vlad: Dammit, Shade! Why have you left us?!
Damien: Shall I look again?
Vlad: ...No, we have more pressing concerns at the moment.
Damien: Enjoy your time off, Shade... it will not last.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Man, there’s nothing good on TV. Wanna do something else?
Grace: I dunno. Anything “normal” would be good.
Tedd: Really? Cause ya know, it’s technically normal for people to sleep together…
Grace: Ah, but not if they’ve just me and aren’t in a relationship.
Tedd (thinking): Don’t fall for it, stay on guard… Just wait for the hammer… Any second now…
Grace: … Um, are you feeling Ok? You look kinda frozen…
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-24
Date: 2002-02-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-24
Archival ID: Story 47
Ookii database ID: 38
Appearance 26 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 26 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Today I toss aside the standard Sunday format to bring you the second comic I made for my school newspaper. Originally it was planned that the first comic I'd have in the paper would be made just for it, but due to a tight deadline the first three comics that were posted online were used and supposedly caused some controversy thanks to Tedd telling Sarah to strip along with a couple of minor swear words being tossed in, not to mention the whole bikini thing.
[[Elliot and Tedd. Tedd is puffing on a novelty bubble pipe.]]
Elliot: Hello, I'm Elliot. If Tedd wasn't so busy testing out his experimental super novelty bubble pipe, he's join me in apologizing for our first three comics.
Elliot: Apparently some people were offended, but we honestly didn't think anyone would be! Material similar to what we had is on TV all the time, be it on network, cable, premium channel...it's always there! The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Looney Tunes...it's everywhere you look!
[[Tedd looks astonished as the bubbles turn menacing. Elliot is oblivious]]
Elliot: Yessir, violence is bad and Sarah should be ashamed of hitting Tedd as violence is most certainly not the answer! We are very sorry you had to witness such a display of gratuitous violence, even if she was provoked by Tedd's behavior!
[[Tedd is hidden by clouds of violence as the bubbles savage him. Elliot still hasn't noticed and is making a "peace" sign]]
Elliot: But don't worry folks! From now on, no more violence! Just peace and relaxation El Goonish Shive style!
<<SHRED *CHOMP* SLASH!>>
[[Tedd has collapsed, hidden below the bottom of the panel. Elliot has noticed.]]
<<THWUMP>>
Elliot: Why must you ruin everything?
Tedd: *whimper*
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-25
Date: 2002-02-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-25
Archival ID: Story 34
Ookii database ID: 39
Appearance 27 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
{{Sunday, 2 PM}
[[Tedd is talking to Elliot on the telephone]]
Tedd: Hey Elliot, it's...
Elliot (phone): No way! It's my day off! Get Randal to do it!
{{This is a reference to the View Askew movie "Clerks"; there is no actual character named Randal at this point.}}
Tedd: ...huh?
Elliot (phone): What? Oh... Uh, sorry about that. What's up, Tedd?
[[Tedd looks off-panel]]
Tedd: Listen, I want you to come over. Something crazy happened last night and-- uh, hold on for a second.
Tedd: Yeah Dad?
[[Elliot in bed, still on phone]]
Tedd (phone): OK, apparently odds are good that your phone is tapped so I can't get into the details just now. Can ya come over?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Damien: Did you find her?
Vlad: No.
Damien: Dammit, Shade! Why have you left us?!
Vlad: Shall I look again?
Damien: …No, we have more pressing concerns at the moment.
Damien: Enjoy your time off, Shade… It will not last.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-26
Date: 2002-02-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-26
Archival ID: Story 35
Ookii database ID: 40
Appearance 28 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Mr. Verres are talking]]
Mr. Verres: Ah, hello Elliot! Now, let's see... Tedd was either upstairs studying or downstairs working in that lab I gave him...
<<BOOM>>
Tedd: AAAA!!! MY EYES!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
Elliot: Basement it is then.
Mr. Verres: Try not to get injured this time.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Yellow: Today I toss aside the standard Sunday format to bring you the second comic I made for my school newspaper. Originally it was planned that the first comic I’d have in the paper would be made just for it, but due to a tight deadline the first three comics that were posted online were used and supposedly caused some controversy thanks to Tedd telling Sarah to strip along with a couple of minor swear words being tossed in, not to mention the whole bikini thing.
Elliot: Hello, I’m Elliot. If Tedd wasn’t so busy testing out his experimental super novelty bubble pipe, he’d join me in apologizing for our first three comics.
Elliot: Apparently some people were offended, but we honestly didn’t think anyone would be! Material similar to what we had is on TV all the time, be it on network, cable, premium channel… It’s always there! The Simpsons, The Sopranos, Looney Tunes… It’s everywhere you look!
Elliot: Yessir, violence is bad and Sarah should be ashamed of hitting Tedd as violence is most certainly not the answer! We are very sorry you had to witness such a display of gratuitous violence, even if she was provoked by Tedd’s behavior!
Elliot: But don’t worry folks! From now on, no more violence! Just peace and relaxation El Goonish Shive style!
Narrative: The bubbles attack Tedd making noises such as “Shred”, “*Chomp*”, and “Slash!”
Narrative: Tedd hits the floor with a “THWUMP”
Elliot: Why must you ruin everything?
Tedd (off screen): <small>*whimper*</small>
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-27
Date: 2002-02-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-27
Archival ID: Story 36
Ookii database ID: 41
Appearance 29 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot is petting Jeremy]]
Elliot: Ah Jeremy... What's it like being a creature nature never intended?
Jeremy: Merow?
[[Grace walks up and offers hand]]
Grace: Oh hi! You must be Elliot!
Elliot: And you must be a robot as there's no way a hot chick like you would be in Tedd's lab!
Grace: What?! I'm not a robot!!!
Elliot: Aw man, I'm sorry... He didn't kidnap you, did he?
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Hey Elliot, it’s…
Elliot (phone): No way! It’s my day off! Get Randal to do it!
Elliot (phone): …Huh?
Elliot (phone): What? Oh… Uh, sorry about that. What’s up, Tedd?
Tedd: Listen, I want you to come over. Something crazy happened last night and – Uh, hold on a second…
Tedd: Yeah Dad?
Tedd (phone): Ok, apparently odds are good that your phone is tapped so I can’t get into the details just now. Can ya come over?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-02-28
Date: 2002-02-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-02-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-02-28
Archival ID: Story 37
Ookii database ID: 42
Appearance 30 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 29 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Tedd... after all I've seen, there is one question I must ask...
Grace: Do you enjoy playing God?!
[[Tedd is playing a game on the computer, with Elliot and Grace standing nearby]]
Tedd: Why yes, yes I do.
Elliot: Hey, that village doesn't believe in you.
Grace: When do I get a turn?
Tedd: After I burn this village to the ground.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Mr. Verres: Ah, hello Elliot! Now, let’s see… Tedd was either upstairs studying or downstairs working in that lab I gave him…
Narrative: ***BOOM***
Tedd (off screen): AAAA!!! MY EYES!!! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!!
Elliot: Basement it is then.
Mr. Verres: Try not to get injured this time.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-01
Date: 2002-03-01
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-01
Archival ID: Story 38
Ookii database ID: 43
Appearance 31 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 30 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Tedd are talking]]
Elliot: So that's how you two met? Twisted.
Ted: Yup.
Elliot: And you want me to convince Sarah to help get Grace some clothes of her own?
Tedd: I'd do it, but no fashion sense and I'm banned from that area of the mall.
[[Grace is playing games on the computer]]
Elliot: We'll need to know what size clothes she wears.
Tedd: Could be a while; I think she's addicted.
Grace: No! Bad cow! Stop eating all of my villagers!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Ah Jeremy… What’s it like being a creature nature never intended?
Jeremy: Merow?
Grace: Oh Hi! You must be Elliot!
Elliot: Any ***you*** must be a robot as there’s no way a hot chick like you would be in Tedd’s lab!
Grace: What?! I’m not a robot!!!
Elliot: Aw man, I’m sorry… He didn’t kidnap you, did he?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-02
Date: 2002-03-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-02
Archival ID: Story 39
Ookii database ID: 44
Appearance 32 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 31 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Tedd are talking]]
Elliot: Ok, it took some convincing and a whole lot of complimenting of her artistic skill and fashion sense, but she's on her way.
Tedd: Why is she coming here? We just need her to get clothes.
Elliot: Eh, I think my compliments went to her head. She said something about needing to see Grace to know what to get her.
Tedd: I never thought Sarah would come back to my house...
Elliot: Hey, you turned her back to normal. She's got no reason to hold a grudge.
<<Insert obnoxious doorbell noise here>>
Tedd: That must be her.
[[Sarah enters wearing a beret and sunglasses]]
Tedd: Sup-- Sarah?!
Sarah: Hello Tedd. Take me to the girl: I have work to do.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Tedd… After all I’ve seen, there is one question I must ask…
Grace: Do you _enjoy_ playing _God_?!
Tedd: Why yes, yes I do.
Elliot: Hey, that village doesn’t believe in you.
Grace: When do I get a turn?
Tedd: After I burn this village to the ground.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-03
Date: 2002-03-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-03
Archival ID: Story 46
Ookii database ID: 45
Appearance 33 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Sarah and Elliot are talking]]
Sarah: So where is this girl "Grace"?
Elliot: Well, I believe at the moment Tedd is trying to drag her away from his computer....
[[Tedd is pulling Grace by the arm]]
Tedd: C'mon Grace, Sarah needs to see you if she'd going to get you stuff!
Grace: But... but I was about to trade in my cow for a sheep!
Tedd: In that case, I'm doing you a huge favor!
Tedd: Here ya go.
Sarah: You're resorting to wearing Tedd's clothes? This is an emergency!
Sarah: Wait... the reason you need me to do this for you is because someone dangerous might see and recognize you?
Grace; um... sorta...
Sarah: Join me in the next room, Grace. I have an idea...
Tedd: You see that?! Sarah wants to be alone with Grace! Man, I knew she was a lesbian!!!
Elliot: Right... that would explain her wanting to go out with me.
Tedd: She wants to go out with you?! Since when?!
Elliot: Woah!
[[Sarah and Grace return. Grace's hairstyle is now changed, and she is wearing glasses]]
Sarah: TA-DA!!!
Grace: I look ridiculous.
Sarah: Well, this look is just so you can go out without someone recognizing you!
Tedd: Just think of it like normally you're Super man and this is Clark Kent.
Elliot (thinking) : She didn't look ridiculous before?
Sarah: And now that you're disguised, to the mall!
Grace: Noooo my villagers need me!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-04
Date: 2002-03-04
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-04
Archival ID: Story 40
Ookii database ID: 46
Appearance 12 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[The mall]]
Sarah: Let's see, probably the first thing we should get you is a decent coat to wear...
Grace: VIDEO GAMES!!!
Sarah: Now hold on, that money Tedd's dad gave us is meant only to be spent on--
<<ZOOOOM!!!>>
[[Grace speeds off]]
Sarah: --clothes...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-05
Date: 2002-03-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-05
Archival ID: Story 41
Ookii database ID: 47
Appearance 13 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Man, the sheep really does suck...
Sarah: C'mon Grace, we're supposed to be getting you some clothes.
Sarah: The mall is only open until five on Sundays. At this rate you'll wind up playing those games without any clothes!
Grace: You think Tedd would mind?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-06
Date: 2002-03-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-06
Archival ID: Story 42
Ookii database ID: 48
Appearance 14 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace is holding a shirt]]
Sarah: Found any clothes you like?
Grace: Yeah, but none of them are stretchy enough.
Sarah: Well you know, that wouldn't be a problem if the clothes you looked at weren't so small...
Grace: They're small on me now, but when I'm small they'll fit well.
Sarah: Oh what, you plan to lose some weight? C'mon, you look fine already!
Grace: That's not what I meant, but maybe I should. 160 pounds is pretty heavy.
Sarah: Y-You weigh a hundred and s-sixty....?!?!
Grace: Last I checked. Ooh, those clothes look good!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-07
Date: 2002-03-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-07
Archival ID: Story 43
Ookii database ID: 49
Appearance 15 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: Teenage girl, average height, almost no visible fat, 160 lbs... it boggles the mind!
Grace: We've finished shopping and you're still stuck on that?
Sarah: I'm sorry, it's just that I find it a little--
Grace: Weird? That's OK. I'm a weird person.
Sarah: ...Dude, where's my car?
Grace: Um, I think we went through the wrong exit...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-08
Date: 2002-03-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-08
Archival ID: Story 44
Ookii database ID: 50
Appearance 16 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: Oh great, we did take the wrong exit! And with the mall being closed we're going to have to go all the way around!
Grace: Why not go through that gap between the buildings?
Sarah: Hmmmm... dark alley.... night... two unarmed teenage girls... screams wouldn't be heard over nearby traffic...
Sarah: Sounds good; let's go!
Grace: Um, wait a second...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-09
Date: 2002-03-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-09
Archival ID: Story 45
Ookii database ID: 51
Appearance 1 of Anonymous Mugger in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Let's turn back...
Sarah: This was your idea, you know.
Grace: It was a stupid one.
Anonymous Mugger: HAND OVER ALL YOUR MONEY!!! DO IT NOW!!!
Sarah: O-OK, we don't want any trouble! We'll give it to you!
Anonymous Mugger: HURRY UP!!!!
Sarah: Grace, calm down! You have the money, just give it to him and we'll--
Grace: <<GRRRR...>>
[[Grace's antennae come up and her glasses fall off, tears fall from her eyes]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-10
Date: 2002-03-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-10
Archival ID: Story 49
Ookii database ID: 52
Appearance 2 of Anonymous Mugger in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 18 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace, with glowing red eyes, transforms into squirrel form]]
[[half-animal transformation]]
Anonymous Mugger: I don't know what the hell you are, but I'm going to mess you up good little girl!
<<VWOOM...>>
[[Mugger's knife glows purple and floats up]]
Anonymous Mugger: AAAAAAAA!!! DEMON GIRL!!! REPENT!!! REPENT I SAY!!! AAAAAAA!!!
<<VWOOSH...>>
[[Mugger's knife stops glowing and falls back down]]
Sarah: Grace...?!
Grace: Please...
Grace: Catch... Me..
Sarah: Oof!
Sarah: Ugh! How are you so heavy?!
Sarah (thinking): Tedd... I'm going to kill you for this...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-11
Date: 2002-03-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-11
Archival ID: Story 50
Ookii database ID: 53
Appearance 2 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Dr. Germahn: Guten Tag. I am the stereotypical German scientist. My assistant and I are here to answer many questions you readers have had, and to kill time till Sunday so as to allow Dan to--
[[Dr. Germahn's assistant, Amanda, rolls in rollerblading on one leg in the background]]
Amanda: AAAAAAAA!!! Rollerblading is hard!!!
[[Amanda rolls out of the panel]]
Amanda: I'll be with you in a second doctor....!!!
Dr. Germahn: Back off. She types 120 words a minute.
<<CRASH!>>
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-12
Date: 2002-03-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-12
Archival ID: Story 51
Ookii database ID: 54
Appearance 3 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Dr. Germahn: At least a couple of you have wondered why Grace was still so heavy after becoming smaller due to her transformation. The answer is simply that mass doesn't just disappear.
[[Amanda is seen drinking a soda]]
Dr. Germahn: Therefore, her overall weight remained the same but her size got smaller resulting in a greater density, so technically it would be even harder to carry her when she's small.
[[Amanda looks forward with a strange look, her clothes loose, being just a bit smaller than Dr. Germahn while she was a bit longer at first]]
[[shrinking transformation]]
Dr. Germahn: I personally have succeeded at designing methods to in effect reduce mass without actually getting rid of it, as my assistant just accidentally demonstrated by foolishly drinking a shrink potion of my own design.
<<*Sha-rink!*>>
[[Amanda shrinks really fast, leaving her clothes falling after her]]
Dr. Germahn: You'd think she'd know not to drink just anything she finds around the lab by now.
Amanda (small script, from off-panel): Hey! You told me it was soda!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-13
Date: 2002-03-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-13
Archival ID: Story 52
Ookii database ID: 55
Appearance 4 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Dr. Germahn: Question: why didn't Sarah use her hammer on the mugger. Answer: the hammers women can use in this comic are meant only for comedic purposes. If the situation is serious in any way, they cannot be used. Besides, they can only be used against men who have said or done something offensive towards women.
<<BOOM!!!>>
[[Hammer is swung down onto Dr. Germahn, showing cracks, making Dr. Germahn drop to the ground]]
[[Amanda is shown holding the hammer]]
Amanda: He's had that coming for at least a couple of months.
Dr. Germahn (off panel): Ow...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-14
Date: 2002-03-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-14
Archival ID: Story 53
Ookii database ID: 56
Appearance 5 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Amanda: Dr. Germahn, is that really the last question we get to answer?
Dr. Germahn: I'm afraid so, Amanda. Let's hope for a good one.
[[Dr. Germahn reads the note]]
Dr. Germahn: "Dear German scientist... what is your real name? And also, what is the name of your assistant?"
Dr. Germahn: Dammit.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-15
Date: 2002-03-15
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-15
Archival ID: Story 54
Ookii database ID: 57
Appearance 34 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Tedd are sitting at a table playing Scrabble]]
Tedd: Could it be that Scrabble is the greatest game ever?
Elliot: Damn straight!
Sarah: ALRIGHT TEDD, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO GRACE?!?!
Tedd: Dammit, don't you knock? What if I was naked?
Elliot: Why the hell would you be naked?
Tedd: I dunno. Strip Scrabble?
Elliot: Ew!
Sarah: COULD WE FOCUS PLEASE?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-16
Date: 2002-03-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-16
Archival ID: Story 55
Ookii database ID: 58
Appearance 35 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 6 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 34 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Tedd are looking at Grace in squirrel form, laying unconscious on the couch]]
Elliot: What did you do to her, man?!
Tedd: I didn't do anything!
Sarah: Bull! I haven't forgotten what you did to me that one time!
Tedd: GOD DAMMIT, I DIDN'T DO THIS TO HER!!!
Mr. Verres: You should believe him, you know. I've met those responsible and my son isn't one of them.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-17
Date: 2002-03-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-17
Archival ID: Story 62
Ookii database ID: 59
Appearance 20 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 1 of Guineas in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Vlad in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Mr. Verres: Shade is the end result of a series of experiments conducted illegally by a group of scientists working under false pretenses. They got funding by making claims that they were working on vaccines and other beneficial medical treatments. They actually did do some work in that area so as to seem legitimate, but in actuality they were working on a project of a completely different nature.
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): That project was what we have dubbed the Lycanthrope Project. The general idea was to breed and train people who appeared to be normal humans, but could transform into panic causing monsters at will. It has been theorized that they were meant to act as untraceable assassins on account of their being able to do their dirty work in animal form which would result in confusion for any crime lab attempting to discover the identity of the assassin.
[[A silhouette of some sort of beast is shown in the background, with glowing red eyes]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): The first attempt at this was the creation of a man who could transform into a guinea pig. What resulted was a slow-witted creature named Guineas that preferred to remain in animal form at all times to avoid the pain of transformation. As you can imagine, one's body being restructured in a matter of seconds isn't a pleasant process.
[[A similar silhouette with glowing red eyes is shown, presumably Guineas]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): So they attempted to improve on the basic design by using a hedgehog. This hedgehog man, or Hedge, proved to be better equipped in almost every way. Perhaps not due to choice of animal but rather improved technique by the scientists. While the pain experienced during transformation was still a factor, the hedgehog was able to handle this well enough for the scientists to be briefly satisfied.
[[Another silhouette, this time resembling a hedgehog, presumably Hedge]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): Soon they decided to design a vampire bat, one who could fly and drain the blood out of its target. The result was Vlad, a deadly creature but one who was considered a failure. While he could indeed fly and drain blood, the transformation was so elaborate that Vlad ran the risk of killing himself every time he transformed. He remained in half-bat form at all times as a result.
[[Again a silhouette is shown, presumably Vlad]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): After Vlad, they decided to address the issue of the pain caused by transformation. To this end they made Shade Tail, the first and last creation to naturally release painkillers when transforming. She was considered a failure; the painkillers had side effects that made her ineffective as a killer. Not only that, but she herself hated violence and could not be trained in any form of combat.
[[Grace, a.k.a. Shade Tail, is shown in squirrel form]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): Eventually the company fell under suspicion, and it became my duty to infiltrate it. Shade was about 13 at the time, and my job was to keep track of her health. Thanks to me, she got taken out of those horrendous combat training exercises meant to make her into a killing machine like her "brothers".
[[2 silhouettes are shown, most resembling the ones presumably Hedge and Vlad, as well as Grace sitting in the background]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): It took some time for me to be able to leave safely with the information I had gathered. Right before a team was put together to put an end to the company, something happened that ended it for us. Someone else's pet project apparently broke into the facility, killed all the scientists inside and took their creations with it. No images exist of this creature.
[[Nothing shown except 2 glowing red eyes]]
Mr. Verres (from off-panel): However, Shade and I talked earlier while Tedd was still sleeping. As far as she knows, this creature is not a creature at all but a really powerful human: at the very least she has never seen him transform. His name is Damien, and he has cared for her and her "brothers" for some time but is a threat to everyone else on the planet.
[[Yet another silhouette with glowing red eyes, this time presumably resembling Damien]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-18
Date: 2002-03-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-18
Archival ID: Story 56
Ookii database ID: 60
Appearance 21 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 21 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[A horned skull looking creepy stares straight at the screen]]
Skull: Time to wake up, Shade Tail...
Grace: EEEEEEEK!!!
[[Grace sitting upright looking afraid, holding a blanket, just woken up from a nightmare]]
[[Sarah and Grace looking at eachother, Grace still holding the blanket]]
Sarah: Hello.
Grace: Hi.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-19
Date: 2002-03-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-19
Archival ID: Story 57
Ookii database ID: 61
Appearance 36 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 8 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace (still in Squirrel form): So... where is everyone else? Did I scare them away?
Sarah: What? No! They're in Tedd's Dad's storage closet looking for information that might help them help you!
Grace: Really?! So they'll be back soon?!
Sarah: Um, sure...
[[Elliot, Tedd and Mr. Verres stand in a sea of top secret documents]]
Elliot: Hell yeah! Area 51 fact sheets!
Mr. Verres: Forget you ever saw that!!!
Tedd: No way! Those are so going online later!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-20
Date: 2002-03-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-20
Archival ID: Story 58
Ookii database ID: 62
Appearance 23 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 23 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Sarah... you caught me and brought me back here, didn't you?
Sarah: Yeah, you collapsed after you scared that mugger away.
Grace (off panel): But weren't you afraid of me after I just sorta turned into a monster?
Sarah (off panel): You're not a monster, Grace. Don't let anyone tell you that you are one, either.
[[Grace is shown as she was during the confrontation with the Mugger, looking scary]]
Grace: ...you're the coolest person I've ever met.
Sarah: Thanks, but I'm really not that cool. I just have some experience with this sort of thing...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-21
Date: 2002-03-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-21
Archival ID: Story 59
Ookii database ID: 63
Appearance 24 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 24 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Experience? What are you talking about?
Sarah: Well, the whole incident started a few months ago when Tedd and I were assigned to work on a project for school together...
(From off-panel): We're back!
Sarah: Oh good! I'll tell you about that later, Grace.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-22
Date: 2002-03-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-22
Archival ID: Story 60
Ookii database ID: 64
Appearance 37 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 25 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah (off panel): So Tedd, you got the files on Grace?
Tedd (off panel): Yeah, they were hard to find but--
[[Elliot is looking at Grace suspiciously, Grace looks back]]
Elliot: Before we do our furry friend here any more favors, I think we should find out just why the hell she came here to begin with.
Sarah: Elliot!
Elliot: She's more dangerous than you might think, Sarah. I can feel it.
Grace: I'm not dangerous... I don't even know how to fight! But... I really should tell you why I came here.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-23
Date: 2002-03-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-23
Archival ID: Story 61
Ookii database ID: 65
Appearance 38 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 26 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 3 of Vlad in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: We already know about Vlad, Damien, etc. We just need to know why you felt the need to get into contact with Tedd.
Grace: My "brothers" are a threat to everyone. They are very aggressive, which is probably why the scientists decided I would be female... ya know, less testosterone?
Grace (from off-panel): Vlad is particularly dangerous. His lust for blood makes him no better than a vampire.
The only thing keeping him from killing people on a daily basis is a promise I made him make to get blood only from farm stock, such as cows.
[[Silhouette of presumably Vlad is shown]]
Grace: I'm here because it's not their fault. They were made this way, I want to save them by finding a way to make it so both them and myself can't transform.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-24
Date: 2002-03-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-24
Archival ID: Story 63
Ookii database ID: 66
Appearance 39 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 26 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: So you want to protect people without resorting to violence... that's good, but there's still one more thing!
Grace: Really? Like what?
Elliot: Like why were you basically naked when you first came to this house?
<<BOOM>>
[[Hammer smacks Elliot on the head]]
Sarah: I know it was a legitimate question, but I didn't like his tone...
Grace (from off-panel): When I found the article about Tedd and the Goo, I figured he was my best chance for making my "brothers" and I normal. You know, it's strange... I don't normally faint when I change. I usually just get dizzy... but oh well.
[[Grace is shown holding a paper, similar to the sillouette shown in an earlier comic but filled in this time]]
Grace (from off-panel): I'm currently only partially transformed. In order to escape, I completely transformed into a small squirrel which is why I didn't have any clothes to wear.
[[A dark-brown squirrel with something green tied around it's tail is shown]]
Grace (from off-panel): Once I was far enough away, I turned back to normal. I was freezing though, and knew I wouldn't make it to Tedd's house unnoticed without covering myself so I kinda stole that coat... I'd like to return it someday.
[[Grace is shown in the trench coat she wore before]]
Tedd: Well, I'll do what I can to help you Grace, as much as I like your squirrel form... and I'll try to find out why you fainted as well.
Elliot: I bet he'll be able to pull it off, Grace, so stick with him. Sorry if I was pushy earlier, but I like to be safe rather than sorry. Anyway, it's time I got out of here. See ya.
[[Elliot walks off, Sarah running after him]]
Sarah: Hey! Elliot! Wait up!
Tedd: Elliot was acting pretty strange... maybe I should go find out why.
[[Grace holds Tedd in her arms and tail]]
Grace: Stay.
Tedd: ... that also works...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-25
Date: 2002-03-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-25
Archival ID: Story 64
Ookii database ID: 67
Appearance 40 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: Elliot, what's wrong? Why are you leaving so suddenly? I'm sorry about the hammer... you don't need to leave so early...
Sarah: Elliot...?
Elliot: Someone tried to mug you. You should visit my martial arts class, maybe even join. I have class at seven tomorrow. I could pick you up at 6:45. Sound good?
Sarah: Um, sure, I guess that would--
Elliot: Great. See you tomorrow then.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-26
Date: 2002-03-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-26
Archival ID: Story 65
Ookii database ID: 68
Appearance 41 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 38 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Monday, school: lunch]]
Tedd: What are you doing, sleeping? This is lunch, fool... eat something!
Elliot: Where have you been all day? I thought you were sick or something!
Tedd: I fell asleep on the couch and there's no alarm clock in that room so I overslept.
Elliot: Why did you fall asleep there?
Tedd: Things just sorta ended up that way... so how you doing? Good? Super good?
[[Elliot drops his head onto his folded arms on the table]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-27
Date: 2002-03-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-27
Archival ID: Story 66
Ookii database ID: 69
Appearance 42 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: ... and that, my friend, is how I saved Christmas.
Elliot: Uh-oh! Here comes Sarah! I gotta hide!
[[Elliot put his coat over his head]]
[[Sarah stands next to Elliot, looking at him]]
Sarah: I can still see you, you know.
Elliot: Liar.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-28
Date: 2002-03-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-28
Archival ID: Story 67
Ookii database ID: 70
Appearance 43 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 29 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 40 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: Elliot, you've been avoiding me all day. Why don't you want to talk to me?
Elliot: Well, it's complicated. I want to talk, but I find that I--
<<BRRRRIIIIIIIIIIING!!!*>>
[[*End of lunch period bell]]
[[Elliot runs off making Tedd and Sarah's hair fly]]
Elliot (from off-panel): Oh ye gods I'm going to be late for study hall gotta go see you around 6:45 bye!
<<ZOOOOOM!!!>>
[[Tedd and Sarah are looking confused with their hair in a mess]]
Sarah (thinking): Wow... if he's already acting this strange around me maybe it's a good thing he's totally clueless about me wanting to date him.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-29
Date: 2002-03-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-29
Archival ID: Story 68
Ookii database ID: 71
Appearance 28 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 41 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Dad? Grace? I'm home!
<<POUNCE>>
<<POW>>
<<CRASH>>
[[Grace is sitting on top of Tedd]]
Grace: Hello!
Tedd: H-Hi... I appreciate your affection, but you're crushing me. Get off please???
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-30
Date: 2002-03-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-30
Archival ID: Story 69
Ookii database ID: 72
Appearance 29 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 42 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Ah, air is good. So, why are you still in squirrel form?
Grace: Well, two reasons. One, I passed out the last time I transformed so when I turn back I want someone around and two...
Grace: ...you said you like this form.
Tedd: You like me, don't you?
[[Grace's tail is curled around Tedd]]
Grace: Totally! What gave me away?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-03-31
Date: 2002-03-31
Date given in browser title: 2002-03-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-03-31
Archival ID: Story 70
Ookii database ID: 73
Appearance 44 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 30 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 30 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 43 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace transforms back into human form]]
[[back-to-normal transformation]]
Tedd: How do you feel?
Grace: Dizzy, a little out of it... but that's normal, I guess.
Grace: Heh, at least I didn't pass out, eh? So how was school? I'm hoping if we can take care of the risk my brothers pose I'll be able to go myself someday.
Tedd: OK, I guess. Elliot was acting weird though, something to do with him and Sarah going to his martial arts class I'm guessing based on him saying he'd see her at 6:45 when he has class at 7.
Grace: Martial arts? Huh. What kind?
Tedd: Your guess is as good as mine. He doesn't talk about it much.
Tedd: Maybe his being weird has something to do with him knowing that Sarah wants to date him...
Grace: Wait, she wants to date him?! Ugh, I wonder why...
Grace: Hey wait... he knows she likes him... and if she doesn't know he knows and he's acting all weird because he's taking her tot his martial arts class...
Tedd: What is it?
Grace: I really hope I'm wrong about this, because if I'm not...
Grace (from off-panel): ...he's going to break her heart...
[[Sarah looking out the window]]
<<HONK HONK>>
[[Elliot looking out of his car]]
[[Sarah waving at Elliot, smiling]]
[[Elliot looking down]]
Elliot: <<*Sigh*>>
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-01
Date: 2002-04-01
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-01
Archival ID: Story 71
Ookii database ID: 74
Appearance 31 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 44 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Sarah, my love, these are for you though they pale in comparison to your beauty.
[[Tedd: *blush*]]
Sarah: Oh, Tedd!!!
[[Sarah looks love-stricken with hearts all around]]
Tedd: Kiss me, beloved.
Sarah: I shall do such at the very least, my love!
[[Narrator in white over a black background: We're sorry, but the final panel of today's comic was never completed. Only the previous two panels were found, along with Dan, the author, who was apparently beaten severely with some sort of giant hammer. We apologize for the inconvenience and wish you a happy first of April.]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-02
Date: 2002-04-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-02
Archival ID: Story 72
Ookii database ID: 75
Appearance 31 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: What the--?! Hey, why am I a weresquirrel?!
Grace: Why Sarah, you've always been the squirrel-girl!
Sarah: No, you are!
Grace: Ok, maybe I am. Just go with it though! This is April Fools Week; it's tradition for strange things to happen.
Sarah: How can it be tradition?! This strip is less than a year old!!!
Grace: Gotta start somewhere.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-03
Date: 2002-04-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-03
Archival ID: Story 73
Ookii database ID: 76
Appearance 2 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Jeremy sitting, facing the reader]]
Narrator: And now, by popular demand, Jeremy, the creature nature never intended IN HIS OWN COMIC!!!!!!!!
[[no text, Jeremy has not moved]]
Jeremy: GRRRRRR....
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-04
Date: 2002-04-04
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-04
Archival ID: Story 74
Ookii database ID: 77
Appearance 45 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 45 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[no images, only text]]
Tedd: Um, Elliot?
Elliot: Yeah Tedd?
Tedd: Why is there only text? Where are we?
Elliot: Dan was so out of it after not eating for most of the day that he ate his only pencil.
Tedd: That's messed up. Why didn't he just use his pen for today?
Elliot: He had that for dessert.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-05
Date: 2002-04-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-05
Archival ID: Story 75
Ookii database ID: 78
Appearance 46 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Text only]]
Sarah: The hell . . . ? Why aren't there pictures still? I thought Dan was buying pencils today!
Elliot: He did. He ate them all.
Sarah: What?! Oh, that's just great! What are we supposed to do for the comic then?!
Elliot: Hey, since the readers can't actually see us, why not just say stuff like Sarah is running around naked?
Sarah: Dammit, Elliot, I am Sarah!
Elliot: What? Oh crap, curse the lack of drawings --
<<*Thwack*>>
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-06
Date: 2002-04-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-06
Archival ID: Story 76
Ookii database ID: 79
Appearance 47 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 32 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 34 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 46 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Sarah, Grace, Elliot, and Tedd Normal forms]]
Sarah: Is this stupid week done yet? I don't even want to think what might be done to us next.
Elliot: Technically, no, but Dan has got to be out of ideas by now.
<<Dramatic Poof!!!>>
[[They are all in squirrel form now]]
[[half-animal transformation]]
Sarah: Rrrr . . . Not this again!!!
Elliot: Frankly, I think this supports my theory.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-07
Date: 2002-04-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-07
Archival ID: Story 104
Ookii database ID: 80
Appearance 48 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: This is where you train?
Elliot: Yee-yup.
Sign: ANIME-STYLE MARTIAL ARTS
Sarah: Ok... well, let's go on in then.
[[The dojo. It's rather big, with one mirror wall. There is one person visible.]]
Sarah: It looks bigger once inside...
Elliot: Hey Justin! Quit meditating and get over here!
Justin: But I'm about to obtain inner peace!
Elliot: Screw inner peace! I got a friend for you to meet!
Sarah: He's not your teacher, is he?
Elliot: Him? Nah! He's just another student.
Elliot: Sarah, Justin. Justin, Sarah.
Sarah: Hello.
Justin: Hey.
[[Someone calls from an adjoining room.]]
Guy: Elliot! I need your advice! Get in here now!
Elliot: Dammit. That's my teacher. I'll be back. Justin, entertain Sarah for a minute.
Justin: But what about my inner peace?
Elliot: None for you. Back soon, Sarah.
Sarah: Ok.
Sarah: Was that the teacher asking Elliot's advice? Elliot must be really good!
Justin: Yeah, he is. Only one student here is higher-ranking than he is.
Sarah: Really? Who's better than Elliot?
Justin: She's right over there: she just got dressed.
Sarah: "She"?
[[Close-up of a red-haired girl. She looks impassive, and stares straight at the reader.]]
[[Half-body shot of the same girl. She's wearing black pants, a black open vest with torn sleeves and red trimming over a red sports bra, and red wristbands. She's well-build, and in the muscular sense too.]]
Sarah: Who the hell is that?!
Justin: She's Nanase. She's the only student here who can beat Elliot.
Sarah: Why is she dressed like that?
Justin: Black belts wear what they want.
Sarah: Is that a rule?
Justin: Sorta; nobody is brave enough to tell them no.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-08
Date: 2002-04-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-08
Archival ID: Story 77
Ookii database ID: 81
Appearance 49 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: I wonder what your teacher wanted help with?
Justin: I dunno, but Sensei Greg works in strange and mysterious ways . . .
Sensei Greg: Well?! Is my hair golden and spiky yet?
Elliot: Um, no sir.
Sensei Greg: What about now?
Elliot: Um, no. I don't think it's possible to go "super", sir.
Sensei Greg: Ergh! Maybe . . . But what if it is and my archival Carrot Top achieves it before I do?!
Elliot: He's not your archival, sir; he's a bad comedian. Can I get ready for class now?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-09
Date: 2002-04-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-09
Archival ID: Story 78
Ookii database ID: 82
Appearance 3 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Sarah and Justin are talking]]
Sarah: So... What exactly is the deal with this school? I've never heard of Anime Style Martial Arts before.
Justin: I'm not surprised. Far as I know, Sensei Greg is the only guy who teaches it. In fact, he designed the discipline himself!
Justin: Legend has it that after getting dumped by his girlfriend a few years back, he watched 168 hours straight of anime. Already a black belt in three disciplines, he was able to decipher the key to accessing the awesome power of a person's "Ki"!!!
Sarah: And how exactly does someone do that?
Justin: By participating in difficult, overly complex and fairly ridiculous activities that shouldn't yield such fantastic results and yet somehow do.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-10
Date: 2002-04-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-10
Archival ID: Story 79
Ookii database ID: 83
Appearance 50 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 38 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase is focusing her Ki]]
Sarah: Um... what the heck is she doing?
Justing: She is focusing her ki... I pity the poor fool who has to spar with her tonight.
Greg: So you brought a friend and potential student with you tonight? How about giving her a demonstration by going up against Nanase tonight?
Elliot: Certainly, Sir.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-11
Date: 2002-04-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-11
Archival ID: Story 80
Ookii database ID: 84
Appearance 51 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot walks past Sarah]]
Elliot: Aw man sorry I was in there for so long Sarah I really need to get dressed for class I'll talk to you afterwards Ok?
Sarah (thinking): 3... 2... 1...
Elliot: Uniform's in the car. Going to go get it and come back. We'll pretend this never happened. Talk after class.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-12
Date: 2002-04-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-12
Archival ID: Story 81
Ookii database ID: 85
Appearance 52 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase Is focusing her Ki]]
Nanase: AAAAAAAA!!!
[[Elliot walks by, Nanase stops]]
Elliot: Looking good, Nanase!
Nanase: Why thank you, Elliot. The same can be said for you...
Elliot: Hehe... Thanks!
[[Nanase resumes focusing her ki]]
Nanase: RRGGAARR!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-13
Date: 2002-04-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-13
Archival ID: Story 82
Ookii database ID: 86
Appearance 40 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sensei Greg: Take off your shoes.
Sarah: Nee?
Sensei Greg: There's going to be a demonstration match I'd like you to see, but you'll see better on the mat and shoes aren't allowed on it.
Sarah: Oh. Hehe... Ok.
Sensei Greg: Hehe! ... Seriously, though, take off your shoes.
Sarah: Y-yes sir! [[removes shoes]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-14
Date: 2002-04-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-14
Archival ID: Story 83
Ookii database ID: 87
Appearance 53 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 41 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Sarah is sitting next to Justin]]
Sarah: Erk!
Sarah: Curse you and your flexible legs!
Justin: Hm?
Greg: Alright, you know the rules! First to be held or down for 3 seconds, to give up or leave the mat loses! Elliot, no summoning inner demons and stay away from her breasts!
Elliot: Damn.
Greg: I want a clean fight! Nanase, no magic and stay above the belt!
Nanase: Damn.
Sarah: Magic and summoning inner demons?!
Justin: Scrub.
Greg: Start on 3! One, two...
<<zoom!!!>>
Greg: Three!
Nanase: Don't you dare go easy on me!
Elliot: I wouldn't worry about that!!!
Narrator: Nanase VS. Elliot
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-15
Date: 2002-04-15
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-15
Archival ID: Story 84
Ookii database ID: 88
Appearance 54 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase Versus Elliot Start]]
<<Whoosh Whoosh>>
[[Nanase evades]]
<<ping>>
Elliot: What?!
<<voosh>>
[[Nanase evades]]
Elliot: Dammit!!!
<<fwoom>>
[[Nanase counter-attacks]]
Elliot: Gah!!!
Nanase: Hai~!
<<cra~ack!!>>
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-16
Date: 2002-04-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-16
Archival ID: Story 85
Ookii database ID: 89
Appearance 55 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[Nanase is posing on one leg with her arms in the air, facing away from Elliot, who's laying on the ground.]
Elliot: Ugh...
[Elliot sits up.]
Elliot: Dammit Nanase! Get out of your "Look at me, I just kicked Elliot" victory pose and attack already!
<<*twinkle*>> [Nanase casts a spell. Hey, didn't Sensei Greg say no magic?]
<<*vwoom*>> [There are now three Nanases--red, green and blue. Their hair changes color as well as the trim on their clothing.]
Elliot: Dammit, I hate these trendy "which one is real" illusion attacks!!!
[The Nanases get ready to attack.]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-17
Date: 2002-04-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-17
Archival ID: Story 86
Ookii database ID: 90
Appearance 56 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot (thinking): Eenie meenie miney moe, catch Nanase by the toe, if she hollers...
[The three Nanases attack together, flipping toward Elliot.]
Elliot (thinking): Mid-air flips? Maybe she's going to go behind me again and attack from there? Or...
Elliot (thinking): She's trying to throw me off guard... the direct assault is the real! She's the green one!
[Elliot punches the green Nanase, who disappears.]
Elliot: Aw crap, she was the--
[Elliot elbows the blue Nanase, who also disappears.]
Elliot: Blu--AAUGH!!!
[The red Nanase, the real one, comes up from behind Elliot and punches him in the back.]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-18
Date: 2002-04-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-18
Archival ID: Story 87
Ookii database ID: 91
Appearance 57 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: Elliot! I dont believe this... you're going easy on me!!!
Elliot (from the floor): My back has redefined the word pain...
Nanase: You said you wouldn't go easy on me! I can sense your power, Elliot... you're toying with me!!!
[Elliot pops his spine back into alignment]
<<snap>>
Elliot: Erk!
[Nanase grabs Elliot by his shirt]
Nanase: Why don't you ever fight me for real? Is it because we've been--
[Elliot's eyes start to glow]
Elliot: --sorry to interrupt, but--
Eliiot: TAMASHII GEKIDO!!!
<<BOOM>>
[Elliot's ki attack throws Nanase across the room]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-19
Date: 2002-04-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-19
Archival ID: Story 88
Ookii database ID: 92
Appearance 58 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase lands sprawled upside down against a wall]]
Nanase: Ow.
[[Elliot takes off the top of his gi (karate outfit), leaving a skintight tank top]]
Elliot: Sorry about that. Anyway, I go easy on everyone because I'm a coward.
[[Elliot ties a strip of cloth around his head like a sweatband. The cloth's like two feet long, so it dangles down behind his back.]]
Elliot: I'm afraid I'll really hurt someone. I even fear that my power will corrupt me.
Elliot: Please just accept the power I use here to be what I feel safe with, and enjoy the battle. I am ready.
Sensei Greg: A change in appearance and overly dramatic dialogue?! X-tra credit!
Elliot: Extra credit? Since when do we have grades?
Sensei Greg: ...Get back to fighting, drama queen!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-20
Date: 2002-04-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-20
Archival ID: Story 89
Ookii database ID: 93
Appearance 59 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 42 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: I see... your power is so great that you fear what you might do with it.
Nanase: And since your reasoning is out of concern for the safety of others, I should simply accept your logic.
Nanase: But I don't.
Nanase: I've been given the title of best in the class, Elliot! I'm not worthy of that title unless it's true!!! You WILL fight me using your full power!!!
Elliot (thinking: Nanase...
Sarah (thinking): How is this all possible?!
Justin (thinking): Why can't Elliot always dress like that?
Sensei Greg (thinking): Full power?! My insurance doesn't cover that!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-21
Date: 2002-04-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-21
Archival ID: Story 90
Ookii database ID: 94
Appearance 60 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 43 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Travis in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Unusagi in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sensei Greg: What are you two doing?! Full power?! This is a demonstration match for God's sake!!!
Nanase: Oh, we know that! That's why we're tossing in all the drama, to make things more interesting!
Sensei Greg: Good, except you're scaring away the person we're tryind to get to join!
[[Cut to Sarah; her eyes are, if this is possible, bigger than her head.]]
Nanase: She does seem a little frightened...
Sensei Greg: See?!
Sensei Greg: Ok, here's how we change things...
[[Sensei Greg's thought bubble shows Nanase dressed up like a Playboy bunny and holding a large die; Elliot in a futuristic-looking outfit with a cape, gun and sunglasses; strange-looking green rocket ship]]
Sensei Greg: Nanase, you become the bunny-goddess of luck. Elliot, you take the role of a jinxed bounty hunter, and together you'll travel the universe searching for fame and fortune!!!
Sensei Greg: WAAA WHY DID THEY EVER CANCEL THE "LUCKY BOUNTY BUNNY SHOW"?!?!
[[Sensei Greg is crying]]
Elliot: He's lost it. Wanna leave early?
Nanase: After we finish the match.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-22
Date: 2002-04-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-22
Archival ID: Story 91
Ookii database ID: 95
Appearance 1 of Demonic Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 61 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: Greg's right; if we don't want to scare her away, we need a simple finish.
Elliot: But that won't work! We've hyped up the finish too much!
Nanase: Well, we've gotta do something--and fast! We look ridiculous just standing here!!!
Elliot: Hmmm...
Nanase [[points]]: Hey, is that a demonic duck of some sort?!
Elliot: A demon duck?!
[Nanase sweeps her leg under Elliot's tripping him.]
Elliot: What the--?!
[Elliot crashes to the ground.]
Elliot: Agh!
Demon duck: I feel so used.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-23
Date: 2002-04-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-23
Archival ID: Story 92
Ookii database ID: 96
Appearance 62 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 44 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot is down on the ground; Nanase is on top of him pinning him.]]
Sensei Greg [from off-panel]: Elliot is down! 1!!!
Elliot (thinking): Crap! I forgot about our little "tradition"!
[[Nanase leans in closer and pulls Elliot's head up.]]
Sensei Greg [off-panel]: 2!!!
Elliot: Nanase-I-know-we-normally-do-this-after-every-fight-but-maybe--
[[Nanase kisses Elliot.]]
Sensei Greg [off panel]: 3!!! NANASE WINS!!!
Elliot: Mmph...!
[[Cut to Sarah as she realizes Elliot and Nanase are together.]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-24
Date: 2002-04-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-24
Archival ID: Story 93
Ookii database ID: 97
Appearance 63 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: Nani?!
Sensei Greg: The winner!
Nanase: Put. Me. Down.
Sensei Greg: Hey you know I'm just kidding!
Sensei Greg: Wait... Elliot, where did that friend of yours go?!
Nanase: Gah!
Elliot: She...left.
Sensei Greg: What?! but... new student... more money... more anime DVD's... Aargh!
Elliot (thinking): Sarah...
Nanase (thinking): That was a friend of Elliot? and she ran out after I kissed him... oh dear...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-25
Date: 2002-04-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-25
Archival ID: Story 94
Ookii database ID: 98
Appearance 64 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sensei Greg(off-panel): Ok people, Elliot and Nanase get to rest a bit but as for the rest of you* it's time to start your training!!!
Nanase: What is your friend's name?
Elliot: Eh? Oh... Sarah.
Author's note: *yes, There are more students than Elliot, Nanase and Justin. I'm just far too lazy to draw any of them.
Nanase: How long have the two of you been friends?
Elliot: As long as I can remember.
Nanase: And she's attracted to you?
Elliot: ...yes.
Nanase: And does she know you're aware of that?
Elliot: I don't think she does.
Nanase: And she didn't know about me before tonight, did she?
Elliot: No
Nanase: So she didn't know we were together until she saw us kiss?
Elliot: Yes.
<<Pow!>>
[[Nanase slaps Elliot.]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-26
Date: 2002-04-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-26
Archival ID: Story 95
Ookii database ID: 99
Appearance 65 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: You've known this girl all your life, and yet instead of talking about the feelings you know she has you decide to show her that you're in a relationship by making her witness it in person without any sort of warning?!
Elliot: Look, I had a plan, it just went wrong! I knew she'd be upset no matter what, but I figured it would be easier on her if she was under the impression that I was just stupid and oblivious to her attraction, so that in a way I wouldn't be rejecting her! So I planned to introduce you to her but greg wanted to see me in his office and I was running late for class so I thought I'd try afterwards but--
Nanase: Oh please, you chickened out at every opportunity. Not only that, but did you ever think about the consequences of you being oblivious to her, what that must have done to her self-esteem? If she made an effort to get you to notice her in a different way and you just ignored it entirely. Well, dammit that couldn't have felt good, Elliot!
Elliot: ...I didn't consider that...
Nanase: Why are you even still here?! Go after her, you jerk! You need to talk to her and tell her the truth!
Elliot: Right! ...Wait, aren't you worried about your boyfriend talking to a girl who is attracted to him and known him for years?
Nanase: You saying I've got reason to be worried?!
Elliot: ...Um... Well, gotta go!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-27
Date: 2002-04-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-27
Archival ID: Story 96
Ookii database ID: 100
Appearance 66 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 47 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot (thinking): I need to fix this... I'll never forgive myself if I lose her...
Elliot (thinking): Let's see, where could she have gone? There's the strip club, the cigarette store, the adult book store, the abortion clinic, or the ice cream place...
Elliot (thinking): Note to self: Never ask Greg why he chose this particular location for his school
[[In the title bar]]Tedd (Yelling): Curses! When do I get to do stuff again?!?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-28
Date: 2002-04-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-28
Archival ID: Story 97
Ookii database ID: 101
Appearance 67 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 45 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
{{The ice cream place}}
[[Sarah sits alone at a booth, with a sundae.]]
[[Elliot walks up and sits down.]]
Elliot: Hey.
Sarah: Hello.
Elliot: You, um, left rather suddenly...
Sarah: Well, you know how it is; sometimes you just HAVE to have an ice cream sundae.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot (thinking): I need to fix this... I'll never forgive myself if I lose her...
Elliot (thinking): Let's see, where could she have gone? there's the strip club, the cigarette store, that adult book store, the abortion clinic or the ice cream place...
Elliot (thinking): Note to self: never ask Greg why he chose this particular location for his school...
yellow: At the bottom
Tedd: Curses! When do I get to do stuff again?!?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-29
Date: 2002-04-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-29
Archival ID: Story 98
Ookii database ID: 102
Appearance 68 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 46 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Sarah sit on opposite sides of a table. In the background are salt, pepper and a menu in front of a window. Sarah has an ice cream sundae.]]
Elliot: Sarah, I know how you feel about me. I've... known for a while now...
Sarah: But... but if you knew, why... why did you...
Elliot: Ever since I first found out about how you felt, I've been afraid.
I was already dating Nanase at the time. I never talked about it because... well... the thing is, we've been friends all of our lives and I was afraid that would end all because of your crush--
Sarah: A CRUSH?! Oh god... Elliot, this isn't just some crush... I... I love you...
Elliot: What did you just say?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-04-30
Date: 2002-04-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-04-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-04-30
Archival ID: Story 99
Ookii database ID: 103
Appearance 1 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 69 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 3 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 47 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 48 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Greg, Justin, Jeremy, Tedd, Grace, Nanase and a totally shaded character are hanging out for a filler.]]
Shaded character: Yes! 100 comics!
Justin: Um, yeah... who are you and why are you darkened?
Shaded character: 1. It's a secret, and 2. I don't exist yet! Duh!
Nanase (thinking): I suddenly feel over-dressed...
[[Elliot and Sarah are coming in from off-screen.]]
Elliot: Hey! Not that any of you care, but Sarah and I were kinda in the middle of something!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-01
Date: 2002-05-01
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-01
Archival ID: Story 100
Ookii database ID: 104
Appearance 70 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 48 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot and Sarah are at the ice cream parlor, Elliot in shock, tears streaming down Sarah's face.]]
Sarah: I... I shouldn't of said that... you're in a relationship... you don't need this...
[[Sarah gets up and leaves.]]
Sarah: Forget I ever said anything... I think I'll just walk home now...
Elliot (thinking): She loves me...?
[[He gets up to chase after her.]]
Elliot: Sarah, wait!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-02
Date: 2002-05-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-02
Archival ID: Story 101
Ookii database ID: 105
Appearance 71 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
{{Outside}}
Elliot: Sarah!!!
Elliot (thinking): I can't believe she loves me...
Elliot: Sarah! I didn't plan on you finding out in that way!!!
Elliot (thinking): I just thought she was attracted to me, just some crush... Wait, her saying that doesn't mean anything!!! It could still just be some confused attraction...
Elliot: Sarah?! Where are you?!
Elliot (thinking): ...But what if it's true? What if she really is in love with me?
Elliot (thinking): *sigh* It doesn't matter. Even if she was in love with me before, she can't possibly be now. I've made the biggest mistake of my life...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-03
Date: 2002-05-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-03
Archival ID: Story 102
Ookii database ID: 106
Appearance 72 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 34 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 18 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase hovers in.]]
Nanase: I heard you yelling! Is everything ok?
Elliot: Technically, yeah, but not really...
Elliot: I can't believe I messed up this badly... she ran off after we talked a little and now I can't find her! I don't know what to do...
Nanase: Elliot, I'll help you with the first thing you should've done... I'm breaking up with you.
Elliot: WHAT?!
{{In the black bar on the bottom of the strip, Squirrel Grace is sleeping.}}
Grace: Zzzzz...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-04
Date: 2002-05-04
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-04
Archival ID: Story 103
Ookii database ID: 107
Appearance 73 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: I'm not going to be in a relationship with someone who is in love with someone else.
Elliot: What are you talking--
Nanase: Don't even try, Elliot. I can see it in your eyes how you feel about her, and I know how your mind works. You're afraid of dating her because you think she'll eventually dump you and the two of you won't have any further contact.
Elliot: How do you get that from anything I've said or done?!
Nanase: Well, your actions just label you as a coward, but the fact that we've actually discussed how you feel about relationships before kinda helps my synopsis. I just didn't realize you were talking about a specific person until now.
Elliot: Nanase, I... I'm sorry...
Nanase: Don't be sorry for me, be sorry for her. She's the dope who loves you or whatever. Besides, both you and I know this relationship was little more than two good friends giving each-other privileges.
Elliot: I never liked to think about it that way.
Nanase: But that's what it was. Name ONE romantic thing we ever did together.
Elliot: Does making out in the car outside the movie theater count?
Nanase: Nope.
Elliot: *sigh* I do want to be with her... but I've been so stupid!
Nanase: Yeah, but if she really loves ya, that won't matter.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-05
Date: 2002-05-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-05
Archival ID: Story 105
Ookii database ID: 108
Appearance 35 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 9 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 49 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 49 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedd's house
living room]]
Mr. Verres: Grace? She's with Tedd in the living room watching bad television.
Sarah: Thanks
Sarah: Grace? You in here?
Sarah (thought bubble): Why does this place smell so minty???
[[Grace is a half-cat, asleep on Tedd.]]
Sarah: What the hell!
Tedd: zzzzzz...
Grace: Purrrr....
[[Grace is starting to wake up.]]
Sarah: You ever get the feeling you're missing something???
Tedd: zzzzzz...
Grace: Merow?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-06
Date: 2002-05-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-06
Archival ID: Story 106
Ookii database ID: 109
Appearance 36 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 50 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 50 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedds house
living room]]
[[Tedd and grace are on the couch having just woken up, talking to sarah]]
[[Grace is still a half-cat]]
Grace: *Yawn*
Tedd: Yeesh, did we fall asleep on the couch again?
Sarah: "Again"? Damn, why are all my friends attracted to freaks?
Tedd: Hey, are you calling grace a freak?
Sarah: Nope.
Grace: So Sarah, what's up?
Sarah: Oh, well I wanted to talk to you about--
Sarah: About... uh...
Sarah: Forget about it. Now, just what the hell have you two been doing, and what is that minty smell?!
Tedd: That would be the catnip.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-07
Date: 2002-05-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-07
Archival ID: Story 107
Ookii database ID: 110
Appearance 37 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 51 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
{{Earlier...}}
Tedd: "He's going to break her heart?" Sorry, but that sounds like something out of some bad comic strip soap opera that no one in their right mind would want to read.
[[Grace stands up, cracking her back.]]
Grace: Ok... well anyway, I got an idea about how to make my brothers less threatening.
You know that half-animal transformation ray gun thingie of yours?*
{{*It hasn't been in the comic at all yet, so no you didn't miss anything.}}
Tedd: Yeah... hehe. Sarah hates that thing.
Grace: I was thinking that maybe if it was used on my brothers, it might mess up their ability to transform leaving them stuck in less dangerous forms of our choosing! Not a permanent solution, but it could keep people safe for a while!
Tedd: That might work-- but who could we possibly test that theory on?
Grace: Oh, as if you don't know.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-08
Date: 2002-05-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-08
Archival ID: Story 108
Ookii database ID: 111
Appearance 38 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
Appearance 52 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Oh woe is me, a fair maiden about to be turned into a horrible cat monster by the evil wizard Teddimus!!!
Tedd: Hehe... um... I'm not sure we should be doing this ...
Grace: Why not? You love transformation stuff!
Tedd: I know, but this might work differently on you...
Tedd: I've tested it on myself before, but it might not work the same way on you as a side effect of your abilities. You might get permanently stuck as a cat-person or--
Tedd: GRACE?!
<<click>>
<<ZA-AP>>
[[Half-cat transformation]] [[Half-animal transformation]]
Grace: Merow?
Tedd: Bad Kitty!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-09
Date: 2002-05-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-09
Archival ID: Story 109
Ookii database ID: 112
Appearance 39 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 53 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Ooh, stripes! This is all being recorded, right? I want to be able to watch this later!
Tedd: Yeah, I got the camera set up.
Grace: You sound awfully annoyed for a guy with a furry fetish and a half-cat girlfriend.
Tedd: I'm concerned. I know it was kind of the point, but what if you can't turn back to normal?
Tedd: The ray gun might not even work on you in that regard!
Grace: You worry too much. Look I'll use my abilities to turn back to normal right now.
[[nothing happens]]
Grace: Uh-oh.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-10
Date: 2002-05-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-10
Archival ID: Story 110
Ookii database ID: 113
Appearance 40 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 54 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Well, um, I guess I was right. The Transformation Gun can force my brothers and I into forms we can't just transform out of...
Grace: Ok, see if the gun can turn me back now, please?
Tedd: ...No.
Grace: W-what?! Tedd, turn me back to normal!
Tedd: No!
Grace: Please!!! W-why won't you even try?!
Tedd: Because, Grace, I think you can turn back to normal on your own.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-11
Date: 2002-05-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-11
Archival ID: Story 111
Ookii database ID: 114
Appearance 41 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat, squirrel
Appearance 55 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ted: Grace, how do you normally transform?
Grace: Um, I just kinda do. When human I become half squirrel, and when half squirrel I become human.
Tedd: what about your third form, when you become a complete squirrel?
Grace: ...well, ah, I need to concentrate specifically on that form to become that instead of the half-squirrel...
Tedd: It sounds like you could transform on a whim unless you wanted to become a full squirrel, but I suspect that's not the case anymore. Just concentrate on becoming human the same way you would concentrate to turn into a squirrel.
Grace: You might be right... I'll give it a shot.
[[half-squirrel-to-human transformation]]
Grace: *phew*
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-12
Date: 2002-05-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-12
Archival ID: Story 112
Ookii database ID: 115
Appearance 42 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat, squirrel
Appearance 56 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace: Huh... I'm not even dizzy. I wonder...
[[Over the next eight panels, Grace transforms herself into a half-squirrel, then back to human, then to half-cat.]]
Grace: I can transform into either one?!
Tedd (thinking): I'm so going to watch that in slow motion once we're done recording...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-13
Date: 2002-05-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-13
Archival ID: Story 113
Ookii database ID: 116
Appearance 43 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 4 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 57 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Well, it was an interesting idea, but seeing as using the transformation gun on you basically gave you a new form that you can access at will, it's probably safe to say that we can't use the gun against your brothers...
[[Grace looks down at her sharp claws.]]
Grace: ...No, we can... indirectly.
Tedd: Huh?
Grace: Tedd, of all the animals that gun can mix me with, which form is the best when it comes to combat?
[[Tedd points offscreen.]]
Tedd: That would be his.
Grace: Huh?
[[Cut to Jeremy, swatting a ball of yarn.]]
<<Swat!>>
Jeremy: Me-reow!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-14
Date: 2002-05-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-14
Archival ID: Story 114
Ookii database ID: 117
Appearance 44 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 5 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 58 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace and Tedd are seen talking to each other with Jeremy sitting on Tedd's arm kinda like a parrot.]]
Grace: Is the, um, "Half-Jeremy" form really the best for combat that you have?
Tedd: Hell yeah! Just look at him! But I'm confused . . . don't you hate violence?
[[Same basic scene with Jeremy jumping off of Tedd's arm and Grace holding and looking down at the transformation gun.]]
Grace: I do, but . . . well, my brothers might leave me no other options. Hmm . . . what all forms do you have programmed into this . . . ?
Tedd: Uh, I could just tell you, you don't need to - -
[[Grace is seen looking down at the TF gun like she's reading off of a screen]]
Grace: Cat, hedgehog, dog, chipmunk, mouse, raccoon, Jeremy, fox, squirrel . . .
[[Same as last panel with Grace looking a bit surprised about something]]
[[Same as last 2 panels this time Grace is looking to the side towards where Tedd was last seen standing]]
Grace: Male and female forms . . .?
Tedd: I have no idea how those got there!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-15
Date: 2002-05-15
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-15
Archival ID: Story 115
Ookii database ID: 118
Appearance 45 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, jeremy
Appearance 59 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd : Ready to see what it's like to be Jeremy? Well, sorta anyway...
Grace : Bring it on, Tedd.
[[Tedd pulls the trigger]]
<<ZA~AP!!!>>
[[The beam from the transformation gun hits Grace, who is shocked by it]]
<<BOOM>>
Grace : Urk- !
[[Grace slowly transforms from her human form to a human
Jeremy hybrid]]
<<ERRRRRAAAAAUG~ growl!!!>>
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-16
Date: 2002-05-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-16
Archival ID: Story 116
Ookii database ID: 119
Appearance 46 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): jeremy
Appearance 6 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[We see a fullshot of half-Jeremy Grace.]]
[[Jeremy leaps at her, appearing to attack.]]
Jeremy: MEREOW!!!
[[Grace panics.]]
[[Black panel.]]
Grace: AAAAA!!!
[[We see Jeremy sitting calmly in Grace's arms.]]
Jeremy: Meow!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-17
Date: 2002-05-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-17
Archival ID: Story 117
Ookii database ID: 120
Appearance 47 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 60 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
{{Title: Striptease}}
{{Story Arc: Catnip}}
[[Tedd is to the right of Grace looking at her with Grace looking over her shoulder and down her back.]]
Tedd: What, back to human form already?
Grace: Yeah, that Jeremy form is creepy . . . and I need to change shirts apparently.
[[Tedd is still looking at Grace as she begins to take off her shirt.]]
Tedd: Yeah, those spines - - Woah! Grace, what are you doing?!
Grace: I said I was going to change shirts; don't you pay attention?
[[We see Tedd firmly in the foreground looking away from Grace who is in the background, back turned towards us because she has no shirt on]]
Tedd: Uh . . . wouldn't you like some privacy? The cameras are still on, too . . .
Grace: Oh, it's fine. I really don't care if somebody sees me without clothes.
[[Scene is the same except Grace is now in the foreground, with shoulders and up visable, and Tedd is still looking away]]
Grace: I said I don't care, you know. You don't have to look away.
Tedd: I'm being polite!!!
[[We now see just Tedd, whose head is still looking to the side, but now has sweat drops and a frustrated look on his face.]]
Tedd(thinking): Must not look . . . must respect here as more than just eye candy . . . must not look must not - - ARGH! I can't take it! I gotta look!!!
[[We now see both Tedd and Grace, this time with Grace fully clothed and Tedd with a very disappointed look on his face.]]
Tedd: AW, DAMMIT!!!
Grace: Hm?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-18
Date: 2002-05-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-18
Archival ID: Story 118
Ookii database ID: 121
Appearance 48 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 61 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Well, this has certainly been an interesting evening...
Grace: It certainly has, but what do we do now?
[[thinking]]
Tedd: Good Question... What would be a good way to wrap up this evening? Let's see...
[[cheering]]
Tedd: CATNIP!!!
Grace: Yay catnip!!! ...What's catnip?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-19
Date: 2002-05-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-19
Archival ID: Story 119
Ookii database ID: 122
Appearance 49 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 51 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 62 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[A TV on a stand is shown to us with the following text:
What Grace and Tedd were doing.
A Tedd and Grace Joint
Cast
Tedd . . . Tedd
Grace . . . Grace
Directed by
Motion Follow Capture Program #67]]
[[Sarah is sitting on the couch with Grace sitting to her left]]
Sarah: . . . Right . . . So basically you spent the eveninv zapping Grace with a gun and driving here wild with catnip?
[[Scene shifts to the left as we see Sarah to the right of Grace and Tedd who are in each others arms.]]
Grace: Yeah, but it sucks! We didn't record me with the catnip!
Tedd: And let me tell you, it was hilarious.
[[The whole couch is now seen. Sarah is on the right side of the couch with Grace and Tedd on the left side, still in each others arms. Sarah has a questioning look on her face]]
Sarah: No problem here; as it is I think you recorded too much. And you could've fast-forwarded through the part when Grace was toppless, you know.
Tedd: I tried, remember? Grace wouldn't let me!
[[Same scene as the last one. This time Sarah has a "why me?" look on here face]]
Grace: It was important to the plot! What I want to know is what is so wrong with my body that nobody wants to see it?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-20
Date: 2002-05-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-20
Archival ID: Story 120
Ookii database ID: 123
Appearance 50 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 52 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 63 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[The front of Tedd's house is seen with Grace in the front door and Sarah walking away from the house]]
Grace: Goodnight, Sarah! Are you sure there's nothing you want to talk about?
Sarah: I'm sure! G'night!
[[Grace is lying in her bed asleep, as seen from above her.]]
[[The guest room, later . . .]]
Thoughts: No Family . . .
Thoughts: No Father . . .
Thoughts: No Mother . . .
Thoughts: No Brother . . .
Thoughts: No Sister . . .
Thoughts: No Past . . .
Thoughts: No Future . . .
Grace: nnn. . .
[[Still Grace in bed, this time from a side view]]
Thoughts: Not Human . . .
Thoughts: Just A Beast . . .
Thoughts: Worthless . . .
Grace: N-No . . .
Thoughts: Waste of space . . .
[[Shift to Tedd's room, who is seen sitting up in bed, his glasses are on the table]]
[[Tedd's Room]]
Grace: EEEEEK!!!
Tedd: zz - - * The Hell? Was that Grace?!
[[Still Tedd's room with him now out of bed and running out of the room]]
Grace: No! *SOB* Leave me alone!!!
Tedd: Grace!!!
[[Still Tedd's room, this time zoomed in on his glasses which are sitting on the table]]
Tedd: Grace?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-21
Date: 2002-05-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-21
Archival ID: Story 121
Ookii database ID: 124
Appearance 51 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 64 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace's bedroom with Grace in bed and Tedd kneeling next to her bed]]
Grace: nn . . .
Tedd: Grace! Grace, wake up! You're having a nightmare!
[[Same as before except from Tedd's POV. Grace is waking up with tears in here eyes]]
Grace: . . . wha . . . ? Tedd?
[[Same viewpoint except Grace is now fully awake]]
Grace: . . . Tedd?!
[[We now see just Tedd, still kneeling next to the bed, without his glasses]]
Tedd: What is it? What's wrong?
[[We now see both Tedd and Grace. Grace has a wondering look on here face and Tedd seems defensive]]
Tedd: What? Why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?
[[Same as before except with a more direct look at Tedd's face.]]
Tedd: Wait a second . . . Oh crap, I'm not wearing my glasses . . . Uh . . . Oh no! I'm . . . blind?
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-22
Date: 2002-05-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-22
Archival ID: Story 122
Ookii database ID: 125
Appearance 52 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 65 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedd, sans glasses, quickly gets up to leave.]]
Tedd: You know what? Darnedest thing, I just realized I can't see a thing without my glasses. I'll just go--
[[Grace grabs Tedd's wrist.]]
Grace: No! ...Please don't leave me alone...
[[Grace embraces Tedd.]]
Grace: Just stay here with me, please...
Tedd: ...I'd be happy to, but you can't be too comfortable in that position...
[[Grace lifts up the blanket of her bed.]]
Grace: Well then get in the bed already!!
[[Tedd and Grace are lying in bed together.]]
Tedd: I doubt my dad would be too happy to see me here...
Grace: Why? It's not like we're doing anything dirty.
Tedd: We're not going to? Aw, dammit!
Grace: Hehe...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-23
Date: 2002-05-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-23
Archival ID: Story 123
Ookii database ID: 126
Appearance 53 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 66 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: So Grace--
Grace: Why do you wear glasses?
Tedd: Huh? People wear them to correct vision problems...
Grace: That's not what I meant and you know it. You obviously don't need them to see, so why do you wear them? And don't they actually mess up your vision if you don't need them?
Tedd: ...No. My glasses are special. But as for why I wear them, you might of noticed I don't exactly look very masculine...
Tedd: Back in elementary school I got picked on a lot for looking like a girl...
Tedd: ...But then I came across some special glasses my dad made: they made me look more like a boy and the bullies became powerless against me!
Grace: Really?
Tedd: Well, no. They still picked on my...But I felt better about looking in the mirror at least...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-24
Date: 2002-05-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-24
Archival ID: Story 124
Ookii database ID: 127
Appearance 74 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 54 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 67 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedd and Grace are lying together in Tedd's bed, both fully dressed in nightclothes, with the blanket up to their waists. Grace is lying on Tedd's right arm, which is in turn around her shoulders.]]
GRACE: But wait, why keep wearing them if the bullies still bullied you?
TEDD: Well two reasons . . . one of which is the "special features" . . .
GRACE: "Special features"?
TEDD: Infra-red, night vision, zoom, video recording, X-ray . . .
GRACE: X-ray?
TEDD: I haven't used that feature in years, I swear!!!
GRACE (wryly): Shows discipline . . . Those sound pretty nice, but what's the second reason?
TEDD: Well, I was wearing them when I met Elliot back in elementary school, and I guess I worry how he'd react . . .
GRACE: I doubt he'd care . . . hey, how did you two meet anyway?
[[Flashback to meeting. Tedd is lying on the ground in distress. Elliot is punching another boy (Tony?) in the chest]]
NARRATOR: 4th Grade . . .
ELLIOT: Leave her alone, asshole!!!
TONY(?): Agh~*
Sound FX: POW!
[[Cut back to Tedd's bedroom]]
TEDD: Oh, we just met on the playground . . .
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-25
Date: 2002-05-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-25
Archival ID: Story 125
Ookii database ID: 128
Appearance 55 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 68 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace and Tedd are lying in bed together. Their eyes are closed and the caption reads: "Tuesday morning..."]]
Mr. Verres(off-panel): Tedd! Would you please wake up and turn off your alarm clock already?!
[[Mr. Verres is standing in the hall with a newspaper. Two doors are behind him, the left one is open.]]
Mr. Verres: Huh. That's odd... He's not in his room.
[[Tedd runs from the left room (Grace's room) to the right room.
Mr. Verres is facing the other way, oblivious.]]
Mr.Verres: He better not have fallen asleep with Shade on the couch again.
Tedd: Why Father, I have been in this bathroom all along and not sleeping with the squirrel girl as previously suggested.
Mr. Verres: Ok then, that's good to hear.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-26
Date: 2002-05-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-26
Archival ID: Story 126
Ookii database ID: 129
Appearance 2 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 75 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 56 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 7 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 53 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 69 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[A beginning of a story arc comic.]]
[[Seven characters are shown in different poses with one in shadow in the middle of the frame.]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-27
Date: 2002-05-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-27
Archival ID: Story 127
Ookii database ID: 130
Appearance 11 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 70 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot, adjusted by HarJIT to better represent the orignal strip and conform to EgsRefer. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Going to school; bye.
MrVerres: Hold it son. I must inform you that I am to be away on business for a few days.
Tedd: Really?
MrVerres: Yes. And while I am gone I want there to be no fooling around between you and Shade Tail!
Tedd: What?! are you talking about-- Dad, we've never had--
MrVerres: Nor should you! Fool around with her in her human form and she could get pregnant! That and you're too young anyway for such--
Tedd: Wait, back up. Why specify her "human form"?
MrVerres: Oh, well the scientists who made her worried about what would result if she got pregnant while half- squirrel so they designed her so she couldn't get pregnant when transformed.
[[Tedd is grinning broadly. Mr Verres freezes his hand gestures.]]
MrVerres: *Stop smiling like that!!!*
Tedd: I'd like to, but I can't.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Going to school;bye.
Mr. Verres: Hold it son. I must inform you that I am to be away on business for a few days.
Tedd: Really?
Mr. Verres: Yes, and while I'm gone I want there to be no fooling around between you and Shade Tail!
Tedd: What?! Are you talking about--Dad, we've never had--
Mr. Verres: Nor should you! Fool around with her in human form and she could get pregnant! That and you're too young anyway for such--
Tedd: Wait, back up. Why specify her "human form"?
Mr. Verres: Oh, well the scientists who made her worried about that would result if she got pregnant while half- squirrel so they designed her so she couldn't get pregnant when transformed.
Mr. Verres: ''Stop smiling like that!!!''
Tedd: I'd like to, but I can't.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-28
Date: 2002-05-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-28
Archival ID: Story 128
Ookii database ID: 131
Appearance 57 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 71 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: HarJIT. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[Strip break]
1st Period: Drawing Intro Class
Tedd (thinking): I wonder where Elliot is ... he's never late...
[Panel break]
Tony: Yo girl, wassup?! Where's your boyfriend at?!
Tedd: I'm not a girl and Elliot's not my boyfriend, Tony.
[Panel break]
Tony: Yeah right, lady. Ooh, whatcha drawing?
Tedd: None of your business!
[Panel break]
[[Tedd is drawing, of course, Grace.]]
Tony (off-panel): What the hell is that? Some animal girl? You attracted to animals, woman?
Tedd (off-panel): No! She's not an animal!
Tony (off-panel): Oh sorry, my bad... she's just some furry person with a tail, is that all?
[Panel break]
Tedd: There's a huge difference, you... you...
Tony: Don't hurt yourself, lady! Sure there's a difference... hehe... freak.
[Panel break]
Tedd (thinking): Just you wait, buddy. We'll see how quick you are to call me a girl after you become one...!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Yellow: 1st Period: Drawing Intro Class
Tedd: I wonder where Elliot is...he's never late...
Tony: Yo girl, Wassup?! Where's your boyfriend at?!
Tedd: I'm not a girl and Elliot's not my boyfriend, Tony.
Tony: Yeah right, lady, ooh, whatcha drawing?
Tedd: None of your business!!!
Tony: What the hell is that? Some animal girl? You attracted to animals, woman?
Tedd: No! She's not an animal!
Tony: Oh sorry, my bad...She's just some furry person with a tail, is that all?
Tedd: There's a huge difference, you...you...
Tony: Don't hurt yourself, lady! Sure there's a difference...hehe...freak.
Tedd: Just you wait, buddy. we'll see how quick you are to call me a girl after you become one...!!!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-29
Date: 2002-05-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-29
Archival ID: Story 129
Ookii database ID: 132
Appearance 54 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: HarJIT. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[Strip break]
Susan: You have a talent for being sad when you should be mad, Sarah.
Sarah: Hey, it's not his fault if he likes someone else.
[Panel break]
Susan: Oh please, he was deceitful and cowardly. Typical male behavior.
Sarah: It's not typical for Elliot! This was really out of the ordinary for him!
Passing Period between 1st and 2nd
[Panel break]
Susan: And now you defend him... Love makes you stupid, you do know this?
Sarah: Ergh! I don't know why I talk to you about things, Susan!
[Panel break]
"TC": Hey baby, how'd you like to swing with _this_ sexy cat come Friday night? Eh? Sexiness? Swing? Friday? Meow? Anything?
[Panel break]
<<THWACK>> <<THWACK>>
[Panel break]
[[Susan is holding two stun-hammers.]]
Susan: You talk to me because I taught you how to use the hammers, and because you know I'm your hero.
"TC" (off-panel): ow...
Sarah: Sure you are.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: You have a talent for being sad when you should be mad, Sarah.
Sarah: Hey, it's not his fault if he likes someone else.
Susan: Oh please, he was deceitful and cowardly. Typical male behavior
Sarah: It's not typical for Elliot! This was really out of the ordinary for him!
Sarah: Ergh! I don't know why I talk to you about things, Susan!
Theater Clerk: Hey baby, how'd you like to swing with _this_ sexy cat come Friday night? Eh? Sexiness? Swing? Friday? Meow? Anything?
Narrative: '''***Thwack Thwack***'''
Susan: You talk to me because I taught you how to use the hammers, and because you know I'm your hero.
Sarah: Sure you are.
Theater Clerk: ow...
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-30
Date: 2002-05-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-30
Archival ID: Story 130
Ookii database ID: 133
Appearance 1 of Matt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Rat in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 55 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 72 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: HarJIT. Story itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[Strip break]
LUNCH!!!
Sarah: Hey Tedd, what are _you_ so mad about?
Tedd: *grumble* *grumble* Tony sucks *grumble*
[Panel break]
Tedd: Oh, ah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sup?
Sarah: Well, um, do you know ehre Elliot is? I haven't seen him all day,
[Panel break]
Tedd: Actually, I just got got off the pay phone with him. That wuss is at home after breaking up with some chick I've never heard of and claims to be trying to think of a way to make things up to this other girl he truly loves and frankly I question if either of these women actually exist.
[Panel break]
Sarah: What _exactly_ did he say?
Tedd: Huh? Why do you care?
[Panel break]
Rat (off-panel): AH-HAH!!!
Sarah: What the hell...?
[Panel break]
[[Matt and Rat enter the panel.]]
Rat: I'm Rat; to my left is Matt. So, you're the hacks who are the stars of the comic that is rightfully ours?!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: *grumble grumble* Tony sucks *grumble*
Sarah: Hey Tedd. What are _you_ so mad about?
Tedd: Oh, ah, nothing. Nothing at all. Sup?
Sarah: Well, um, do you know where Elliot is? I haven't seen him all day.
Tedd: Actually, I just got off the pay phone with him. That wuss is at home after breaking up with some chick I've never heard of and claims to be trying to think of a way to make things up to this other girl he truly loves and frankly I question if either of these women actually exist.
Sarah: What _exactly/u> did he say?!
Tedd: Huh? why do you care?
Rat: '''''AH-HAH!!!'''''
Sarah: What the hell...?
Rat: I'm Rat; to my left is Matt. So, you're the hacks who are the stars of the comic that is rightfully ours?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-05-31
Date: 2002-05-31
Date given in browser title: 2002-05-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-05-31
Archival ID: Story 131
Ookii database ID: 134
Appearance 1 of Mark in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Matt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Rat in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 56 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 73 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: HarJIT. Story itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[Strip break]
Tedd: Comic? What comic?
Rat: Oh, I'm sorry; you're in the middle of some over-hyped, overly complex storyline and couldn't _possibly_ acknowlege the fact that this is a comic!
[Panel break]
[[Sarah summons a hammer and brandishes it at Matt. Rat continues to lecture Tedd.]]
Rat: Well listen here, buddy. Matt and I were around long before you as the stars of Dan's comic in his junior high school's paper! My sidekick and I are therefore the rightful stars of any comic made thereafter!
[Panel break]
[[Closeup on Matt and Rat.]]
Matt: Wait, "sidekick"?! Dude, the title was "Matt and Rat"! I had top billing!
Rat: Oh please, you the star?! With your denim jacket?! _Flannel_ is the way to go!
[Panel break]
Matt: Well _you_ have a big nose!!
Rat: _You're_ a chubby little punk!!!
[Panel break]
Rat: Wait a minute-- Dammit! Where'd they go?!
Matt: *NOOOO!!! ARE WE DOOMED TO SPEND OUR DAYS AS CHEESY MINOR CHARACTERS?!*
[Panel break]
[[Mark the rat enters the panel.]]
Mark: Oh, quit complaining! At least _you_ guys _get_ to be minor characters... _I_ probably won't even make the character chart!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-01
Date: 2002-06-01
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-01
Archival ID: Story 132
Ookii database ID: 135
Appearance 2 of Principal Verrückt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 57 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 74 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: HarJIT. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[Strip break]
Tedd: Those guys were weird.
Sarah: Very.
TEDD, PLEASE REPORT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE <-- (Intercom)
[Panel break]
[[Tedd whistling]]
[Panel break]
Sarah: Um, shouldn't you be going to the principal's office?
Tedd: Nah, I bet they were calling for some other Tedd.
[Panel break]
THERE ARE NO OTHER TEDDS. NOW GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE.
Tedd: Dammit.
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: Those guys were weird.
Sarah: Very.
Principal Verrückt (On the intercom): Tedd, please report to the principal's office.
Yellow (An arrow points to the principal's line): (Intercom)
Tedd: ♪
Sarah: Um, shouldn't you being going to the principal's office.
Tedd: Nah, I bet they were calling for some other Tedd.
Principal Verrückt (On the intercom): There are no other Tedds. Now get your ass down here!!
Tedd: Dammit.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-02
Date: 2002-06-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-02
Archival ID: Story 133
Ookii database ID: 136
Appearance 3 of Principal Verrückt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 75 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript source: HarJIT. Text and story itself is by Dan Shive.>
PrincipalVerrucht: Tedd, I have called you here to discuss that horrid goo that you brought to life...
Tedd: *sigh* look, like i keep trying to tell people, i did _not_ bring that goo to life! i was following the instructions given to me. whatever it was that brought the goo to life, it _wasn't me!_
PrincipalVerrucht: ... || so... does that mean you _can't_ make me an army of goo-based hall monitors?
Tedd: even if i could, i would not give in to the dark side so easliy.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-03
Date: 2002-06-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-03
Archival ID: Story 134
Ookii database ID: 137
Appearance 8 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrator: Meanwhile, Justin & Nanase at Moperville South
Justin: Man, Nanase, I still can't believe you broke up with Elliot.
Nanase: Well, I was going to break up with him anyway...
Justin: Really? Why? You seemed so good together.
Nanase: Yeah, I know, but I'm just not physically attracted to him!
Justin: What?! but you were all over him!
Nanase: Well... you know how normally when you kiss a guy it's because you're attracted to him?
Justin: I might be ably to find out if I could actually find any other gay guys...
Nanase: Oh yeah. Sorry... Anyway, it was more like I thought we'd be good together as boy and girlfriend, so I was making an effort to become attracted to him...?
Justin: Wait-- you did everything you did with Elliot as a method of trying to become attracted to him, it never worked?!
Nanase: I wanted him to be the right guy, but I guess he wasn't...
Justin: Maybe guys aren't for you?
Nanase:WHAT?!
justin: Nothing! I said nothing!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-04
Date: 2002-06-04
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-04
Archival ID: Story 135
Ookii database ID: 138
Appearance 9 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot, tweaked by HarJIT. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: I can't believe this! Just because I wasn't physically attracted to one guy you think I'm gay!
Justin: Look, you guys kissed and made out so much. Don't you find it odd that you weren't the least bit turned on?
Nanase: We weren't right for each other! I'll find Mr. Right someday, and then you'll see! I'll get married and have kids just as I've always planned and I'll be happy with my husband! You just want someone else you is gay to talk to, but I'm straight as a line pal!
Justin: Nanase, what's with you?! This isn't like you at all! Look, I know it's not what you want but you need to at least consider the possibility! Are you really so homophobic that you won't even consider it?
Nanase: I'm not homophobic; I'm friends with you, aren't I? But this is me we're talking about, and I am not gay. Don't try to tell me I am.
Justin: You might not be, but if you are and you refuse to accept it you'll be miserable!!
Nanase: Not a Problem. I'm not gay. End of discussion, Justin.
Justin: ...Maybe we should just drop this and get to class.
Nanase: Lets.
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-05
Date: 2002-06-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-05
Archival ID: Story 136
Ookii database ID: 139
Appearance 76 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 76 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): female
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
5Pm (school ended at 3:10). Elliot's house
Elliot (thinking): Alright... Ok, I finally kinda sorta know what I want to say to Sarah. I just need to call her and say we need to talk, then...
<<INSERT RATHER ORDINARY DOOR BELL SOUND HERE>>
Elliot: OH, SON OF A...!!!
Elliot: Tedd? What is it? And why do you have the transformation gun with you?
[[the front door is open and Tedd has the tf gun held up over his chest]]
Tedd: SORRY TO IMPOSE ON YOU LIKE THIS BUT I REALLY NEED TO FIX THIS...!!!
[[ Tedd slams the door, tf gun still held over his chest]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-06
Date: 2002-06-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-06
Archival ID: Story 137
Ookii database ID: 140
Appearance 77 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 77 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): female
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd: The gun is stuck on safety and won't fire! I'll work on fixing it in you room, ok?!
Elliot: Wait a sec why do you need to work on it here?!
[[ as Tedd runs up the stiars]]
Tedd: I can't let Grace see me like this! I need to fix this while she's distracted by computer games!
Elliot: See you let what?!
Tedd: ...are you telling me you can't tell?!
Elliot: Well now that you mention it you do sound a little weird, but beyond that I'm Clueless!
Tedd: I'M A GIRL, YOU DOLT!
[[ Tedd lowers the tf gun, showing that he is a girl, Elliot's eyes pop out]]
[[TG]] [[male-to-female]]
Elliot: Ow.. Eyes just weren't meant to pop out like that..
Tedd: Yeah, that was creepy.
El Goonish Shive
copyright 2002 Dan Shive
"Be Afraid... Be Very Afraid"
[[just white text on a black back round]]
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-07
Date: 2002-06-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-07
Archival ID: Story 138
Ookii database ID: 141
Appearance 78 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 78 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): female
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Why in the name of all that is decent and good in this universe did you turn your self into a girl?!
Tedd: Well, i wanted to make sure it the female from variant #1 was ready to be used on Tony so I tested it on myself, but thats when teh safety got stuck so I need to fix it so I can zap my self back to normal.
Elliot: Use it on Tony?! Tedd, I know the guy's a jerk but turning him into a girl isn't right. You'd be tolally messing around with his entire life.
Tedd: What are you talking about? Variant #1 only last about a day, then you're back to normal. Ijust what to teach him some humility.
Elliot: Oh. In that case I want that on film.
Tedd: I thought you would.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4700 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-08
Date: 2002-06-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-08
Archival ID: Story 139
Ookii database ID: 142
Appearance 79 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 79 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): female
<Transcript source: HarJIT. Text and story itself is by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedd->[FV1] is posing before the (off-panel) mirror.]]
Elliot (off-panel): tedd? what're you doing in there?! || you've been in the bathroom for at least ten minutes now! going to the bathroom as a woman shouldn't be that hard to figure out man! || dammit, you better not be just posing in front of the mirror or something!!! || seriously, i as about to do something before you got here! hurry up and finish whatever the hell you're doing in there and fix the tf gun! || c'mon, i'm being nice by letting you work on it here! once you fix the gun you can be a chick anytime you wnat, like on your own time maybe?! || *tedd?!*
[[Tedd removes his jacket.]]
Tedd->[FV1]: *gimme five more minutes, you fascist!*
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-09
Date: 2002-06-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-09
Archival ID: Story 140
Ookii database ID: 143
Appearance 80 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 58 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 80 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, female
<Transcript source: HarJIT. Text and story itself is by Dan Shive.>
Tedd->[FV1]: if it really is just a problem with the safety, i should be able to fix it in just a few minutes.
Elliot: good. i'm going to go make a call.
a few minutes after building the courage to call sarah...
Elliot: hello, sarah? this is elliot. i was thinking maybe we should talk about
Sarah (down phone): i'll be right over!!! *click*
Elliot: ...well, that was... easy?
[[Elliot returns]]
Elliot: tedd! how long do you think it will be until you can make yourself into a guy again?!
[[Tedd fumes]]
Elliot: ...or did you already...?
Tedd: quit suggesting thet i look like a girl!!!
Elliot: hey!!!
[[Tedd zaps Elliot]]
ZAP!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-10
Date: 2002-06-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-10
Archival ID: Story 141
Ookii database ID: 144
Appearance 81 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 59 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 81 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tedd (thinking): ow... my head... What just happened? I remember turning myself back to normal , then... wait, I was angry for some reasin... maybe that's a momentary side effect of turning back to a guy or something? hopefully i didn't do anything bad...
[[TG transformation]] [[male-to-female transformation]] [[V5 transformation]]
Tedd (thinking): oh boy, looks like I zapped Elliot and man does he, er, she look pissed!... Wait did his hair get longer
Tedd (thinking): Crap! this thing was set on variant #5?!
Sarah (thinking): I sense a disturbance in my love love life
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-11
Date: 2002-06-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-11
Archival ID: Story 142
Ookii database ID: 145
Appearance 82 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 82 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Tedd... Care to explain why you've robbed me of my manhood?!
Tedd: I didn't want to, Really! I wasn't myself for a moment after turning back!
Tedd: I think it might of had todo with the sudden testosterone rush, but I'm not certain.
Elliot: Ok, I guess that's understandable. but turn me back into a guy right now!!!
Tedd: That's the plan...
<<snap>>
<<crackle>>
<<ker-plop>>
[[the tf gun breaks]]
Elliot: ...Please tell me that it making funny noises and smoking is a good thing?
Tedd: Well, let me ask you This-- how would feel like about a month-long vacation from yourself
Elliot: I'M STUCK LIKE THIS FOR A MONTH?!
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-12
Date: 2002-06-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-12
Archival ID: Story 143
Ookii database ID: 146
Appearance 83 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 83 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-13
Date: 2002-06-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-13
Archival ID: Story 144
Ookii database ID: 147
Appearance 84 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 60 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 84 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-14
Date: 2002-06-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-14
Archival ID: Story 145
Ookii database ID: 148
Appearance 85 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 61 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 85 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-15
Date: 2002-06-15
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-15
Archival ID: Story 146
Ookii database ID: 149
Appearance 86 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 62 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 86 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-16
Date: 2002-06-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-16
Archival ID: Story 147
Ookii database ID: 150
Appearance 87 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 63 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 87 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-17
Date: 2002-06-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-17
Archival ID: Story 148
Ookii database ID: 151
Appearance 58 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 88 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-18
Date: 2002-06-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-18
Archival ID: Story 149
Ookii database ID: 152
Appearance 88 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 1 of Mr. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-19
Date: 2002-06-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-19
Archival ID: Story 150
Ookii database ID: 153
Appearance 89 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 1 of Female Teacher 1 in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 89 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-20
Date: 2002-06-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-20
Archival ID: Story 151
Ookii database ID: 154
Appearance 90 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 90 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot "Ellen" is meeting up with Tedd at the start of class]]
Elliot: Hi! With that purple hair and glasses, you must be Tedd! I've heard about you from my cousin!
Tedd: Oh have you now, "Ellen"?
Tedd: Um, you do realize that you won't get any credit for any work you do as Ellen...?
Elliot: Sure I will. I told them what's really going on.
Tedd: You what?!
[[Tony enters, his shirt reads "#1"]]
Tony: Hey baby. Don't make the same mistake your demon cousin made by ruining your popularity by hanging out with this dweeb!
Elliot [[thought]]: I hate Tony...
Elliot: "Demon cousin"?
Tony: Yeah, "demon" is what we call your cousin behind his back.
Elliot [[thought]]: That's actually kinda cool...
[[Hammer appears in Elliot's hand]]
Tony: So, how'd you like to make out with a stud like me?
<<vwoom>>
Elliot: Keep your eyes closed and I'll show you...
Tony [[thought]]: Oh yeah, I am one smooth operator...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4931 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-21
Date: 2002-06-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-21
Archival ID: Story 152
Ookii database ID: 155
Appearance 91 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 4 of Principal Verrückt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Elliot in the Principal's office]]
Narrator: Earlier, before first period...
Elliot: ...So as you can see, it would really help me out if you could get the teachers to support my cover story and still give me credit for the work I do.
Principal Verrückt: Hm... Well, normally I wouldn't believe such a story, but you are Tedd's best friend...
Principal Verrückt: However, I may believe you, but I don't like the idea of instructing the teachers to lie to everyone like that. It may be difficult, but the best policy is honesty and I'm afraid you're just going to have to deal with the awkwardness of the situation.
Elliot: I didn't want to do this...
[[Elliot wears a very cutesy expression]]
Elliot: Puh-lease get them to lie for me...???
Principal Verrückt: ...W-well, I suppose dishonesty can be policy just this once...
Elliot: Thank you so much!!!
Elliot [[thought]]: I feel so dirty...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4942 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-22
Date: 2002-06-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-22
Archival ID: Story 153
Ookii database ID: 156
Appearance 92 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 3 of Science Teacher in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 91 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-06-23
Date: 2002-06-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-23
Archival ID: Story 154
Ookii database ID: 157
Appearance 93 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 3 of Matt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Rat in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrator: Look who else is in the science class:
Rat: Man, Elliot's cousin Ellen is amazing...
Matt: What?!
Rat: You can't deny that she is, Matt. When I close my eyes she's all that I see... I'm going to ask her out the first chance I get!!!
Matt: Oh for the love of-- Can't you at least pretend that you're aware that you're in a comic strip?! Look at these complex computations I've made!!!
[[Matt reveals a crudely drawn piece of paper showing Elliot and Ellen with an equals sign]]
Paper: Same classes, bogus story, same seats, hangs with Tedd
Matt: It is fairly obvious that this is all part of some twisted storyline that has Elliot turned into a girl, and that girl is Ellen!
Rat: ...So if I ask her out, I'm potentially asking out someone who is normally a guy and that guy just happens to be my comic rival?
Matt: Probably, yes!
[[Rat tosses aside the paper]]
Rat: Eh, I'll take my chances.
Matt: What?!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4962 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-24
Date: 2002-06-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-24
Archival ID: Story 155
Ookii database ID: 158
Appearance 94 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 4 of Matt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Rat in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 92 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Bah! That class is so pointless! Goo this, rocks that... feh!
[[After Elliot and Tedd leave, Rat and Matt struggle, with Matt attempting to hold Rat back]]
Rat: Let go of me you jerk!
Matt: She's a man, you fool, a man!!!
Rat: Her chest says otherwise!!!
Matt: At least wait until we have observed her some more to be certain!
Rat: But... But I want some action now!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4974 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-25
Date: 2002-06-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-25
Archival ID: Story 156
Ookii database ID: 159
Appearance 95 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 93 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Female Elliot: Oh joy. Lunch. The time of social gatherings with many opportunities for awkward moments.
Tedd Oh boy oh boy, I can't wait!
[[Female Elliot senses some thing black backround]]
Female Elliot: GRRRRRR...
[[Elliot is ready to fight]]
Tedd: What is it girl? Is Timmy trapped in a well?
Female Elliot: I sensed something powerful...
Female Elliot: Whatever it was is gone now... maybe my mind's playing tricks on me...
Tedd: Maybe it was just Pms?
Female Elliot: DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!!!
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia, possibly based upon OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: Oh joy. Lunch, the time of social gatherings with many opportunities for awkward moments.
Tedd: Oh boy oh boy, I can't wait!
Narrative: Elliot senses something
Elliot: *Grrrrrr....*
Tedd: What is it girl? Is Timmy trapped in a well?
Elliot: I sensed something... something powerful...
Elliot: Whatever it was is gone now... Maybe my mind's playing tricks on me...
Tedd: Maybe it was just PMS?
Elliot: ***Don't even joke about that!!!***
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4986 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-26
Date: 2002-06-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-26
Archival ID: Story 157
Ookii database ID: 160
Appearance 96 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 64 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 94 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Tony: Hey, it Susan! Breep! Lesbo alert! Hehehe...
<<THWACK THWACK THWACK>>
Sarah: It's truly amazing how you can juggle three hammers and a full lunch tray.
Susan: What's funny is that I kind of wish I was a lesbian...
Susan: At least that way guys would be all the easier to... ignore...?
[[spot light on female Elliot, Tedd it to the right of Elliot]]
Susan: I'll be be at the table in a second, Sarah; I'm going to ask that girl to sit with us!
Sarah: WHAT?!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4996 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-27
Date: 2002-06-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-27
Archival ID: Story 158
Ookii database ID: 161
Appearance 97 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 3 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 95 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5004 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-28
Date: 2002-06-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-28
Archival ID: Story 159
Ookii database ID: 162
Appearance 98 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 65 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5013 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-29
Date: 2002-06-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-29
Archival ID: Story 160
Ookii database ID: 163
Appearance 99 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 66 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5045 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-06-30
Date: 2002-06-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-06-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-06-30
Archival ID: Story 161
Ookii database ID: 164
Appearance 100 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 67 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5059 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-05
Date: 2002-07-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-05
Archival ID: Story 162
Ookii database ID: 165
Appearance 101 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 59 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 96 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5078 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-06
Date: 2002-07-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-06
Archival ID: Story 163
Ookii database ID: 166
Appearance 102 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 60 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 97 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5083 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-07
Date: 2002-07-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-07
Archival ID: Story 164
Ookii database ID: 167
Appearance 103 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 61 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 98 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace [wearing Tedd's glasses] (thinking): Ooh...heat vision...
Tedd: Ok, before I reveal the amazing plan, I just gotta get details about the girls locker room! Did any of the girls shower? Did -you- shower?!
Elliot: Actually, I didn't really get dressed for gym today...
Grace (thinking): Hm...variant #5...could be interesting with Tedd, perhaps...
Tedd: What?! But...but that's such a waste! Why didn't you?!
Elliot: It wouldn't be right for me to be in the girls locker room. I'm supposed to be a boy, and me being in there wouldn't - - Argh! Just a second, this is driving me nuts...
<<KER-SWAP!>>
[[Elliot snatches the glasses from Grace and puts them on Tedd]]
[[Tedd blushes]]
Elliot: Gah! Grace, please tell me the last setting you had it on wasn't the X-ray specs one?!
Grace: Serves ya right for snatching them from me! Now smile for the glasses!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5090 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-08
Date: 2002-07-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-08
Archival ID: Story 165
Ookii database ID: 168
Appearance 104 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 62 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Grace:Alright. Here We go. As you already know, Tedd's father works for the government. I was able to get access to certain information as a result of that, and I have discovered an interesting little item that is being kept at the government's "paranormal things that are of little use to anyone storage facility", or PTTAPUTASF. There is an artifact kept at the PTTAPUTASF called the dewitchery diamond that dates back to medieval times. The dewitchery diamond is said to be able to separate someone who has been cursed with another form from that curse and return them to normal; all you have to do is touch it. Now, this is such a low priority government building that Tedd here actually has the clearance necessary to get in thanks to his father, but you can't legally accompany him and he can't legally remove the diamond for you to touch. Fortunately, however, the facility is so low priority that there appears to be only one elderly security guard who constantly guards the front of the building so once Tedd is inside he should be able to sneak you in through the back and get you to the diamond. There are only security cameras at the doors, which is good but you'll have to use a window to get in because of this. Afterwards, you just have to make it to the second floor, touch the diamond and get back out. I'll stay back here for a number of reasons including but not limited to the facts that the less people sneaking in the better. If I'm caught I might be taken away for testing or something, and someone needs to stay behind to feed Jeremy. Now PTTAPUTASF is out of town and is estimated to be a three-hour trip by car so it's best you leave ASAP.
[[silence]]
Elliot:No seriously, what's the plan?
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http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58448 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-09
Date: 2002-07-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-09
Archival ID: Story 166
Ookii database ID: 169
Appearance 105 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 99 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-10
Date: 2002-07-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-10
Archival ID: Story 167
Ookii database ID: 170
Appearance 2 of Demonic Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 106 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 63 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 100 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrative: The play was perfect... ok, maybe it wasn't. Elliot objected to the idea of sneaking into a government building, but Grace reminded him that with each passing day as a woman the odds of him experiencing PMS increased. Elliot decided the plan wasn't all that bad.
Narrative: Tedd, while for the plan, did not like the idea of leaving Grace alone at night because of her "brothers". Grace said they don't know where she is and that she'd be fine. Elliot went home to prepare.
Narrative: Jeremy, in a state beyond all reason savagely attacked an innocent ball of yarn. The family of the ball of yarn has yet to be notified.
Narrative: The demon duck's high school reunion turned out to be a blast and it danced 'til dawn.
Narrative: Meanwhile, this thing looks creepy. Isn't it creepy? I think it's creepy. Of course this thing probably is of no importance in any way, but look at it! It's creepy! *shudder*
Narrative: This one time I saw this cow, and it--
Elliot: ***Get on with it!!!
Narrative: ...Meanie...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5120 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-11
Date: 2002-07-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-11
Archival ID: Story 168
Ookii database ID: 171
Appearance 107 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 7 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 101 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Yellow: Eventually, outside Tedd's house...
Elliot: Ok, I'm ready so let's go. You're driving, though, because I have no idea how to get back to this place and my back is killing me.
Tedd: Ok... But what took you so long? I've been waiting an hour for you to get ready!
Elliot: Do you have any idea how difficult it was to convince my parents to let me sleep over at your house on a _school night_ while still a _woman?!_
Tedd: Point... But we're not having a sleep over! We're driving miles out of town to sneak you into a government building!
Elliot: *And do you really think telling my parents that would be a good idea?!
Tedd: Another good point! You're on a roll, lady.
Theater Clerk (In the bottom panel): The Playah appreciates this magical milkshake, Susan! But what makes it magical?
Susan (In the bottom panel): Let's just say in a few minutes you'll have a whole new understanding of women...
Yellow (An arrow points to TC): This doesn't actually happen
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5128 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-12
Date: 2002-07-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-12
Archival ID: Story 169
Ookii database ID: 172
Appearance 108 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 14 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 102 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): female
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-13
Date: 2002-07-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-13
Archival ID: Story 170
Ookii database ID: 173
Appearance 64 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, squirrel
Appearance 15 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5142 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-15
Date: 2002-07-15
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-15
Archival ID: Story 171
Ookii database ID: 174
Appearance 65 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat, squirrel
Appearance 16 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5150 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-16
Date: 2002-07-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-16
Archival ID: Story 172
Ookii database ID: 175
Appearance 66 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): jeremy
Appearance 17 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5177 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-17
Date: 2002-07-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-17
Archival ID: Story 173
Ookii database ID: 176
Appearance 67 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 8 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sensei Greg: *Grace?! Are you ok?! I'm a friend of Elliot's! Can you hear me?!
Yellow: Meanwhile, across the hallway in the doorway to the guest room...
Grace (in full-squirrel form, thinking): A friend of Elliot...?
Sensei Greg (thinking): Oh no... I really hope these clothes on the floor of the bathroom are just a sign that these people need a maid...
Jeremy (off screen): '''''Grrrr...'''''
Sensei Greg: ...Grace?
Jeremy: ***''Growl!!''***
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5209 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-07-18
Date: 2002-07-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-18
Archival ID: Story 174
Ookii database ID: 177
Appearance 68 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 9 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-19
Date: 2002-07-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-19
Archival ID: Story 175
Ookii database ID: 178
Appearance 69 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 10 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-20
Date: 2002-07-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-20
Archival ID: Story 176
Ookii database ID: 179
Appearance 70 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-22
Date: 2002-07-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-22
Archival ID: Story 177
Ookii database ID: 180
Appearance 1 of Beta Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 71 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Travis in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Unusagi in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-23
Date: 2002-07-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-23
Archival ID: Story 178
Ookii database ID: 181
Appearance 1 of Beta Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Beta Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 72 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-24
Date: 2002-07-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-24
Archival ID: Story 179
Ookii database ID: 182
Appearance 2 of Beta Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Beta Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 73 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-25
Date: 2002-07-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-25
Archival ID: Story 180
Ookii database ID: 183
Appearance 3 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 109 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 74 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 68 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 103 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-26
Date: 2002-07-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-26
Archival ID: Story 181
Ookii database ID: 184
Appearance 110 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 104 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-27
Date: 2002-07-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-27
Archival ID: Story 182
Ookii database ID: 185
Appearance 111 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): female
Appearance 105 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-29
Date: 2002-07-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-29
Archival ID: Story 183
Ookii database ID: 186
Appearance 4 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 112 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, female
Appearance 106 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-30
Date: 2002-07-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-30
Archival ID: Story 184
Ookii database ID: 187
Appearance 5 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 113 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 107 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-07-31
Date: 2002-07-31
Date given in browser title: 2002-07-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-07-31
Archival ID: Story 185
Ookii database ID: 188
Appearance 6 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 114 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 108 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-01
Date: 2002-08-01
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-01
Archival ID: Story 186
Ookii database ID: 189
Appearance 7 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 115 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 109 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-02
Date: 2002-08-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-02
Archival ID: Story 187
Ookii database ID: 190
Appearance 8 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 116 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 110 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-03
Date: 2002-08-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-03
Archival ID: Story 188
Ookii database ID: 191
Appearance 9 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 117 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-05
Date: 2002-08-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-05
Archival ID: Story 189
Ookii database ID: 192
Appearance 10 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 118 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-06
Date: 2002-08-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-06
Archival ID: Story 190
Ookii database ID: 193
Appearance 11 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 119 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 111 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-07
Date: 2002-08-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-07
Archival ID: Story 191
Ookii database ID: 194
Appearance 12 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 120 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-08
Date: 2002-08-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-08
Archival ID: Story 192
Ookii database ID: 195
Appearance 13 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-12
Date: 2002-08-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-12
Archival ID: Story 193
Ookii database ID: 196
Appearance 14 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 121 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of PTTAPUTASF Guard in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-14
Date: 2002-08-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-14
Archival ID: Story 194
Ookii database ID: 197
Appearance 122 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 112 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-16
Date: 2002-08-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-16
Archival ID: Story 195
Ookii database ID: 1462
(Ookii character information unavailable)
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URL Slug: comics/2002-08-19
Date: 2002-08-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-19
Archival ID: Story 196
Ookii database ID: 198
Appearance 15 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 123 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Phill in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 113 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5446 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-08-21
Date: 2002-08-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-21
Archival ID: Story 197
Ookii database ID: 199
Appearance 124 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of PTTAPUTASF Guard in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 114 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5452 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-08-23
Date: 2002-08-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-23
Archival ID: Story 198
Ookii database ID: 200
Appearance 125 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
Appearance 115 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5462 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-08-26
Date: 2002-08-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-26
Archival ID: Story 199
Ookii database ID: 201
Appearance 126 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 75 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cow
Appearance 116 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5468 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-08-28
Date: 2002-08-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-28
Archival ID: Story 200
Ookii database ID: 202
Appearance 127 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 117 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5477 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-08-30
Date: 2002-08-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-08-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-08-30
Archival ID: Story 201
Ookii database ID: 203
Appearance 16 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 76 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Yellow: Tedd's house, 6:00AM, Thursday
Grace: ...Come home, Tedd...
Yellow: Moperville North, 7:40AM
Ellen: Time to have a little fun...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5485 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-02
Date: 2002-09-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-02
Archival ID: Story 202
Ookii database ID: 204
Appearance 17 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Liz in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5501 (Classics Thread)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5536 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-04
Date: 2002-09-04
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-04
Archival ID: Story 203
Ookii database ID: 205
Appearance 18 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Science Teacher in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5511 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-06
Date: 2002-09-06
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-06
Archival ID: Story 204
Ookii database ID: 206
Appearance 3 of Demonic Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Female Teacher 2 in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5527 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-09
Date: 2002-09-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-09
Archival ID: Story 205
Ookii database ID: 207
Appearance 128 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 2 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 118 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5536 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-11
Date: 2002-09-11
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-11
Archival ID: Story 206
Ookii database ID: 208
Appearance 77 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 23 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5542 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-13
Date: 2002-09-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-13
Archival ID: Story 207
Ookii database ID: 209
Appearance 78 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 11 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 24 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5551 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-18
Date: 2002-09-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-18
Archival ID: Story 208
Ookii database ID: 210
Appearance 79 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 25 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 119 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5564 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-20
Date: 2002-09-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-20
Archival ID: Story 209
Ookii database ID: 211
Appearance 80 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
Appearance 26 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5571 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-23
Date: 2002-09-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-23
Archival ID: Story 210
Ookii database ID: 212
Appearance 20 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Liz in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Tony's Friend in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5586 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-25
Date: 2002-09-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-25
Archival ID: Story 211
Ookii database ID: 213
Appearance 21 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5596 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-27
Date: 2002-09-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-27
Archival ID: Story 212
Ookii database ID: 214
Appearance 22 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Principal Verrückt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 69 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5604 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-09-30
Date: 2002-09-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-09-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-09-30
Archival ID: Story 213
Ookii database ID: 215
Appearance 23 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 70 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Narrative: Silence
Narrative: Ellen begins to approach Sarah, then loses confidence and dashes past.
Sarah: Elliot...?!
Narrative: Ellen runs away.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5614 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-02
Date: 2002-10-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-02
Archival ID: Story 214
Ookii database ID: 216
Appearance 24 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 71 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5638 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-05
Date: 2002-10-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-05
Archival ID: Story 215
Ookii database ID: 217
Appearance 25 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 72 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5645 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-07
Date: 2002-10-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-07
Archival ID: Story 216
Ookii database ID: 218
Appearance 26 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 73 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5651 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-09
Date: 2002-10-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-09
Archival ID: Story 217
Ookii database ID: 219
Appearance 27 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 74 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sarah: I-Is that the Goo?
Ellen: That ain't how I remember it...
Narrator: Unexpectedly, the behemoth spoke, though the voice came not from any of its many mouths.
Goo: You have changed. So have I. You will not win this time. In the name of the master, you will die...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5661 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-12
Date: 2002-10-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-12
Archival ID: Story 218
Ookii database ID: 220
Appearance 28 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Panicked Schoolgirl in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 75 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5667 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-14
Date: 2002-10-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-14
Archival ID: Story 219
Ookii database ID: 221
Appearance 29 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 76 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5683 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-16
Date: 2002-10-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-16
Archival ID: Story 220
Ookii database ID: 222
Appearance 81 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Liz in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5693 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-18
Date: 2002-10-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-18
Archival ID: Story 221
Ookii database ID: 223
Appearance 82 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 23 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5702 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-22
Date: 2002-10-22
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-22
Archival ID: Story 222
Ookii database ID: 224
Appearance 30 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5713 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-24
Date: 2002-10-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-24
Archival ID: Story 223
Ookii database ID: 225
Appearance 83 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 77 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5725 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-26
Date: 2002-10-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-26
Archival ID: Story 224
Ookii database ID: 226
Appearance 31 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5728 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-29
Date: 2002-10-29
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-29
Archival ID: Story 225
Ookii database ID: 227
Appearance 32 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 84 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 78 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 29 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5734 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-10-31
Date: 2002-10-31
Date given in browser title: 2002-10-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-10-31
Archival ID: Story 226
Ookii database ID: 228
Appearance 33 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 79 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 30 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5743 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-02
Date: 2002-11-02
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-02
Archival ID: Story 227
Ookii database ID: 229
Appearance 34 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 85 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 80 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 31 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5755 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-07
Date: 2002-11-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-07
Archival ID: Story 228
Ookii database ID: 230
Appearance 86 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 81 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: Figures that Ellen would be a woman with a man's mind... Nanase will be here shortly. Until then I suggest we wait.
Narrator: Badass Hair In The Wind Effect With No Wind Is Your Friend.
Sarah: Susan... What...?
Susan: Explanations later; first introductions. I'm Susan. Who are you?
Grace: I'm Clark.
Susan: "Clark"?
Greg: Claire!
Grace: Claire?
Greg: Claire.
Grace: Name's Claire.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5760 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-09
Date: 2002-11-09
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-09
Archival ID: Story 229
Ookii database ID: 231
Appearance 87 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 82 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5766 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-13
Date: 2002-11-13
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-13
Archival ID: Story 230
Ookii database ID: 232
Appearance 35 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5776 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-14
Date: 2002-11-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-14
Archival ID: Story 231
Ookii database ID: 233
Appearance 10 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 24 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 83 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Travis in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Unusagi in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5781 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-16
Date: 2002-11-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-16
Archival ID: Story 232
Ookii database ID: 234
Appearance 36 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 88 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 84 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 34 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5796 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-18
Date: 2002-11-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-18
Archival ID: Story 233
Ookii database ID: 235
Appearance 37 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 26 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5817 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-19
Date: 2002-11-19
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-19
Archival ID: Story 234
Ookii database ID: 236
Appearance 38 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 89 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5834 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-21
Date: 2002-11-21
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-21
Archival ID: Story 235
Ookii database ID: 237
Appearance 39 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 23 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5843 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-26
Date: 2002-11-26
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-26
Archival ID: Story 236
Ookii database ID: 238
Appearance 40 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 24 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 90 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 29 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: Shiveapedia. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Sensei Greg: *I think it's our turn now, people!*
Narrative: ***-vwoom-*** as a sword appears in Susan's hands
Narrative: ****slorp* *sloop**** as the goo attacks with sharp claws
Nanase: *Dammit!*
Ellen: ***Leave her out of this you bastard!!!***
Justin: ***Nanase~!!!***
Narrative: Grace's glasses fall to the ground as her antenna pop out.
Nanase: They stopped?
Narrative: ***-vwoom-*** and the claws glow pink.
Justin: What happened?
Susan: I think she did...
Narrative: Grace's antenna are out and have pink busts at their tips.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5853 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-28
Date: 2002-11-28
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-28
Archival ID: Story 237
Ookii database ID: 239
Appearance 41 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 91 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 85 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5859 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-11-30
Date: 2002-11-30
Date given in browser title: 2002-11-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-11-30
Archival ID: Story 238
Ookii database ID: 240
Appearance 42 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 92 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, legion
Appearance 14 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 30 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 86 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 38 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5864 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-03
Date: 2002-12-03
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-03
Archival ID: Story 239
Ookii database ID: 241
Appearance 1 of General Shade Tail in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 93 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): legion
Appearance 15 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 31 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 87 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5875 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-05
Date: 2002-12-05
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-05
Archival ID: Story 240
Ookii database ID: 242
Appearance 43 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 26 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 40 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5880 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-07
Date: 2002-12-07
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-07
Archival ID: Story 241
Ookii database ID: 243
Appearance 44 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5888 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-08
Date: 2002-12-08
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-08
Archival ID: Story 242
Ookii database ID: 244
Appearance 45 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
Appearance 28 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5894 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-10
Date: 2002-12-10
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-10
Archival ID: Story 243
Ookii database ID: 245
Appearance 46 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
Appearance 29 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 94 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): legion
Appearance 17 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 88 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 41 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5903 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-12
Date: 2002-12-12
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-12
Archival ID: Story 244
Ookii database ID: 246
Appearance 47 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
Appearance 30 of Goo in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Lord Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5923 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-14
Date: 2002-12-14
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-14
Archival ID: Story 245
Ookii database ID: 247
Appearance 6 of Principal Verrückt in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Science Teacher in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5928 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-16
Date: 2002-12-16
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-16
Archival ID: Story 246
Ookii database ID: 248
Appearance 48 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, venus
Appearance 23 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5938 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-17
Date: 2002-12-17
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-17
Archival ID: Story 247
Ookii database ID: 249
Appearance 49 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 129 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 95 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): legion
Appearance 89 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 24 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 120 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5946 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-18
Date: 2002-12-18
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-18
Archival ID: Story 248
Ookii database ID: 250
Appearance 50 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 130 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 96 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): legion
Appearance 3 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 34 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 90 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 42 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 121 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5953 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-20
Date: 2002-12-20
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-20
Archival ID: Story 249
Ookii database ID: 251
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Appearance 97 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 122 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5960 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-23
Date: 2002-12-23
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-23
Archival ID: Story 250
Ookii database ID: 252
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Appearance 13 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 91 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 26 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 123 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5974 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-24
Date: 2002-12-24
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-24
Archival ID: Story 251
Ookii database ID: 253
Appearance 52 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 133 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 99 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, legion
Appearance 14 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 43 of Sensei Greg in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 124 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5981 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-25
Date: 2002-12-25
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-25
Archival ID: Story 252
Ookii database ID: 254
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Appearance 134 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
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Appearance 20 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 92 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 125 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=5992 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2002-12-27
Date: 2002-12-27
Date given in browser title: 2002-12-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2002-12-27
Archival ID: Story 253
Ookii database ID: 255
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Appearance 101 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 126 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6000 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-01
Date: 2003-01-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-01
Archival ID: Story 254
Ookii database ID: 256
Appearance 102 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 93 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 127 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: I think we should see this through, Justin, but before we go to their house, can I get cleaned up at your place? [She's covered in green slime from the neck down.]
Justin: ...Yeah, that may be a good idea...
Mr. Verres: Is that... Nanase?! It's been so long; I didn't even recognize you there!
Sarah (thinking): Dammit, did EVERYONE meet this girl before I did?!
Nanase: H-Hello, Uncle!
Sarah: UNCLE?!
Mr. Verres: Let me guess; my sister in law doesn't know you're dressed like that, does she?
[[Tedd and Grace return. Tedd is wearing the jacket he gave Grace in the last comic; Grace is wearing the T-shirt Tedd had on under his jacket. They are carrying towels.]]
Grace: We have towels!
Tedd: Yes, towels for all!
Mr. Verres: Excellent. Now we can... um... [[notices the shirts]]
[[Grace is smiling, apparently oblivious; Mr. Verres trails off and stares at them angrily.]]
Tedd: ... What??
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6007 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-02
Date: 2003-01-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-02
Archival ID: Story 255
Ookii database ID: 257
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Appearance 135 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 103 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 38 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 94 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 29 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 128 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6014 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-03
Date: 2003-01-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-03
Archival ID: Story 256
Ookii database ID: 258
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Appearance 136 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 104 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Panicked Schoolgirl in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 95 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 30 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 129 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6032 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-06
Date: 2003-01-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-06
Archival ID: Story 257
Ookii database ID: 259
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Appearance 2 of General Shade Tail in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 105 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Lord Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 130 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6055 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-07
Date: 2003-01-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-07
Archival ID: Story 258
Ookii database ID: 260
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Appearance 96 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 31 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6064 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-08
Date: 2003-01-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-08
Archival ID: Story 259
Ookii database ID: 261
Appearance 57 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, venus
Appearance 97 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6068 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-09
Date: 2003-01-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-09
Archival ID: Story 260
Ookii database ID: 262
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Appearance 14 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 23 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 98 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6073 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-10
Date: 2003-01-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-10
Archival ID: Story 261
Ookii database ID: 263
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Appearance 138 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 106 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 40 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 131 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6080 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-13
Date: 2003-01-13
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-13
Archival ID: Story 262
Ookii database ID: 264
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Appearance 139 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 22 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6096 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-14
Date: 2003-01-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-14
Archival ID: Story 263
Ookii database ID: 265
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Appearance 24 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 23 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 41 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 99 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 132 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6104 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-15
Date: 2003-01-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-15
Archival ID: Story 264
Ookii database ID: 266
Appearance 61 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 42 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6110 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-16
Date: 2003-01-16
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-16
Archival ID: Story 265
Ookii database ID: 267
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Appearance 43 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6120 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-22
Date: 2003-01-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-22
Archival ID: Story 266
Ookii database ID: 268
Appearance 63 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 44 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6135 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-23
Date: 2003-01-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-23
Archival ID: Story 267
Ookii database ID: 269
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Appearance 24 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 45 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 100 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6143 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-24
Date: 2003-01-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-24
Archival ID: Story 268
Ookii database ID: 270
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Appearance 141 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 107 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 46 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 133 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6166 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-27
Date: 2003-01-27
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-27
Archival ID: Story 269
Ookii database ID: 271
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Appearance 142 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 108 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 26 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 134 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, venus
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6176 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-28
Date: 2003-01-28
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-28
Archival ID: Story 270
Ookii database ID: 272
Appearance 16 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 25 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 34 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6185 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-29
Date: 2003-01-29
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-29
Archival ID: Story 271
Ookii database ID: 273
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Appearance 143 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 109 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 135 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6193 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-01-31
Date: 2003-01-31
Date given in browser title: 2003-01-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-01-31
Archival ID: Story 272
Ookii database ID: 274
Appearance 26 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 47 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 101 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6201 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-03
Date: 2003-02-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-03
Archival ID: Story 273
Ookii database ID: 275
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Appearance 27 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 27 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 48 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 102 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6207 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-04
Date: 2003-02-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-04
Archival ID: Story 274
Ookii database ID: 276
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Appearance 144 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 110 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 49 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 103 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 136 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6216 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-05
Date: 2003-02-05
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-05
Archival ID: Story 275
Ookii database ID: 277
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Appearance 145 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 111 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 29 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 28 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 50 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 104 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 137 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6223 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-06
Date: 2003-02-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-06
Archival ID: Story 276
Ookii database ID: 278
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Appearance 146 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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Appearance 2 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6232 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-10
Date: 2003-02-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-10
Archival ID: Story 277
Ookii database ID: 279
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Appearance 29 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6240 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-12
Date: 2003-02-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-12
Archival ID: Story 278
Ookii database ID: 280
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Appearance 72 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 147 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6246 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-14
Date: 2003-02-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-14
Archival ID: Story 279
Ookii database ID: 281
Appearance 2 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 73 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6256 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-15
Date: 2003-02-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-15
Archival ID: Story 280
Ookii database ID: 282
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Appearance 148 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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Appearance 30 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6265 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-17
Date: 2003-02-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-17
Archival ID: Story 281
Ookii database ID: 283
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Appearance 5 of Mr. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6271 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-19
Date: 2003-02-19
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-19
Archival ID: Story 282
Ookii database ID: 284
Appearance 75 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 150 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6279 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-02-21
Date: 2003-02-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-02-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-02-21
Archival ID: Story 283
Ookii database ID: 285
Appearance 76 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 151 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6285 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-03
Date: 2003-03-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-03
Archival ID: Story 284
Ookii database ID: 286
Appearance 1 of Bill in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 30 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Salty Crackers Comics Shop in Moperville]]
Kid with Cap: "One Pack of Magical Gathering Cards."
Justin: "That'll be four dollars."
Kid with Cap: "A whole four bucks?! That is so gay..."
[[Justin annoyed]]
Justin: "Enjoy your cards, kid."
Kid with Cap: "Alright! A Malcontent Hyper Minotaur! Now I have two of those!"
Fat Kid: "What're you, gay? That card's restricted now! You can only have one in your deck!"
Kid with Cap: "What?! But that's so totally gay! Why?"
[[Justin Fuming over comic book]]
Fat Kid (off panel): Those gay heads of tournaments said it was being abused by too many players."
Kid with Cap (off panel): That is by far the most gay this I've ever heard."
Fat Kid: "OK, you have two of that card, but you can only use one. Therefore, you oughta trade me that one you just got!"
Kid with Cap: "OK, I'll trade it for your cleavage angel!"
Fat Kid: "I can't trade that! That card's the closest thing I might ever have to a girlfriend!"
Kid with Cap: "...Gay."
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6291 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-04
Date: 2003-03-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-04
Archival ID: Story 285
Ookii database ID: 287
Appearance 31 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 51 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6295 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-05
Date: 2003-03-05
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-05
Archival ID: Story 286
Ookii database ID: 288
Appearance 2 of Bill in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Duck's friend in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 52 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6311 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-06
Date: 2003-03-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-06
Archival ID: Story 287
Ookii database ID: 289
Appearance 3 of Bill in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 53 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: This job is pretty boring, isn't it?
Justin: Eh, it can be. It's not like it's hard work, though.
Justin: And there's the VERY nice bonus that I get a discount on everything in the store because I work here. I got these Yu-Gi-Oh cards 35% off!
Customer: Ha! Yu-Gi-Oh! That's kid stuff! Why not play a MAN'S game?
<<VWOOM>>
[[In an obvious Yu-Gi-Oh reference, Justin grows a third eye and tendrils.]]
Glowing, three eyed Justin: YOU'VE TRESPASSED IN MY SOUL, BITCH!
Customer:AAAAAAAA~!!!
[[Customer runs away]]
[[Justin is back to normal in this scene]]
Nanase: Wow...You've been practicing your illusion techniques, haven't you?
Justin: I gotta do SOMETHING to stay busy on slow days when I'm here alone.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6318 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-07
Date: 2003-03-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-07
Archival ID: Story 288
Ookii database ID: 290
Appearance 2 of Duck's friend in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 34 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Melissa in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 54 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6325 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-10
Date: 2003-03-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-10
Archival ID: Story 289
Ookii database ID: 291
Appearance 3 of Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Melissa in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 55 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6339 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-11
Date: 2003-03-11
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-11
Archival ID: Story 290
Ookii database ID: 292
Appearance 4 of Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 56 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6353 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-12
Date: 2003-03-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-12
Archival ID: Story 291
Ookii database ID: 293
Appearance 5 of Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 57 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6361 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-13
Date: 2003-03-13
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-13
Archival ID: Story 292
Ookii database ID: 294
Appearance 112 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6370 (Classics Thread)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6377 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-14
Date: 2003-03-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-14
Archival ID: Story 293
Ookii database ID: 295
Appearance 1 of Candy Shop Owner in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 113 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6370 (Classics Thread)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6377 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1047611841 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1047611841 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-17
Date: 2003-03-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-17
Archival ID: Story 294
Ookii database ID: 296
Appearance 77 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 114 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6380 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1047875873 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1047875873 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-18
Date: 2003-03-18
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-18
Archival ID: Story 295
Ookii database ID: 297
Appearance 3 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 78 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 115 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6387 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1047965278 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1047965278 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-19
Date: 2003-03-19
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-19
Archival ID: Story 296
Ookii database ID: 298
Appearance 79 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 116 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire, Gillian Anderson
Appearance 31 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 138 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6392 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048078319 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048078319 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-20
Date: 2003-03-20
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-20
Archival ID: Story 297
Ookii database ID: 299
Appearance 4 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 80 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 117 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6402 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048140756 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048140756 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-24
Date: 2003-03-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-24
Archival ID: Story 298
Ookii database ID: 300
Appearance 81 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 118 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6409 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048473948 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048473948 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-25
Date: 2003-03-25
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-25
Archival ID: Story 299
Ookii database ID: 301
Appearance 82 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire
Appearance 119 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 139 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6412 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048566925 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048566925 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-26
Date: 2003-03-26
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-26
Archival ID: Story 300
Ookii database ID: 302
Appearance 83 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 120 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 140 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6433 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048649047 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048649047 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-27
Date: 2003-03-27
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-27
Archival ID: Story 301
Ookii database ID: 303
Appearance 84 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire
Appearance 121 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, jeremy
Appearance 18 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 141 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, female, jeremy
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6439 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048735770 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1048735770 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-03-31
Date: 2003-03-31
Date given in browser title: 2003-03-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-03-31
Archival ID: Story 302
Ookii database ID: 304
Appearance 85 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire
Appearance 152 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 122 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 142 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6446 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049079098 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049079098 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-01
Date: 2003-04-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-01
Archival ID: Story 303
Ookii database ID: 305
Appearance 5 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 86 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6454 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049168105 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049168105 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-02
Date: 2003-04-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-02
Archival ID: Story 304
Ookii database ID: 306
Appearance 6 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): cheerleader, squirrel
Appearance 87 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Minion in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6472 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049257305 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049257305 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-03
Date: 2003-04-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-03
Archival ID: Story 305
Ookii database ID: 307
Appearance 2 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): cheerleader
Appearance 153 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat, fairy, Sarah, squirrel, tail
Appearance 2 of Minion in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 105 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat, Elliot, fairy, squirrel, tail
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6478 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049341565 (Original Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1049341565 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-04
Date: 2003-04-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-04
Archival ID: Story 306
Ookii database ID: 308
Appearance 88 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, tail
Appearance 123 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, tail
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6481 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-07
Date: 2003-04-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-07
Archival ID: Story 307
Ookii database ID: 309
Appearance 154 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 143 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6489 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-08
Date: 2003-04-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-08
Archival ID: Story 308
Ookii database ID: 310
Appearance 155 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 124 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 144 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6500 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-09
Date: 2003-04-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-09
Archival ID: Story 309
Ookii database ID: 311
Appearance 156 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 125 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 145 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6517 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-10
Date: 2003-04-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-10
Archival ID: Story 310
Ookii database ID: 312
Appearance 126 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 146 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6521 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-14
Date: 2003-04-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-14
Archival ID: Story 311
Ookii database ID: 313
Appearance 157 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Random Student in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 106 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 147 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6533 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-15
Date: 2003-04-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-15
Archival ID: Story 312
Ookii database ID: 314
Appearance 158 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 107 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 38 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 148 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Tedd imagining transforming Susan]]
[[Susan imagining hammering Tedd]]
[[whispering]]
Sarah: It's not going well between those two, is it?
Elliot: Doesn't look like it. maybe we should try to get them to open up a little to each other.
Sarah: I doubt that'd work with those two. why don't we sneak off and make out in the janitor's closet instead?
Elliot: ... You've got some weird fantasies...
[[spoken]]
Elliot: Hey guys! I was thinking; now that we're all sitting together, it might help us all get along if we each shared something about ourselves with the group! How does that sound?
[[Tedd and Susan stare at Elliot and Sarah]]
Sarah: well, Elliot and i are going to go make our in the janitor's closet! you two have fun!
Elliot: Sarah...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6538 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-16
Date: 2003-04-16
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-16
Archival ID: Story 313
Ookii database ID: 315
Appearance 159 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 58 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 108 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 149 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6549 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-17
Date: 2003-04-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-17
Archival ID: Story 314
Ookii database ID: 316
Appearance 3 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 160 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 109 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 40 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 150 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6557 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-21
Date: 2003-04-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-21
Archival ID: Story 315
Ookii database ID: 317
Appearance 161 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 41 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 151 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6574 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-22
Date: 2003-04-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-22
Archival ID: Story 316
Ookii database ID: 318
Appearance 162 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 110 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 42 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 152 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Susan is wearing Tedd's glasses, examining them]]
Tedd: There's a small button on the right-side of the glasses; click it to see different ways the glasses can modify vision.
<<click>>
Susan: I see... That's weird.
Tedd: Click again to see more.
<<click>>
Susan: Gah! That's too close!
<<click>>
[[REC. appears along the top of her view]]
Elliot: <<whisper whisper>>
Susan: "Rec"?
[[View shifts to Grace on Tedd's computer with Ellen]]
Narrator: Meanwhile...
Ellen: Why did Sarah suddenly appear on the screen?
Grace: What I wanna know is, why does this sort of thing always happen right when I'm about to rescue the princess???
[[Return to Susan]]
Narrator: Anyway...
<<click>>
Susan: Hey, what gives? Why is there a mode that makes everything pitch-black?
Tedd: Oh, that's all that's left of an unwanted feature that I removed.
Susan: What "feature" was that?
Tedd: Well, if you want a good clue, I have a feeling that Elliot warned Sarah about it a minute ago.
[[Pan to Sarah, covering herself]]
Elliot: Um, Sarah? I think it was a false alarm; you can stop hugging your purse like that.
Sarah: That's easy for you to say, Mr. No-Boobs!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6587 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-23
Date: 2003-04-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-23
Archival ID: Story 317
Ookii database ID: 319
Appearance 111 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 43 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 153 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6596 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-24
Date: 2003-04-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-24
Archival ID: Story 318
Ookii database ID: 320
Appearance 163 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 112 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 44 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 154 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6602 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-25
Date: 2003-04-25
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-25
Archival ID: Story 319
Ookii database ID: 321
Appearance 164 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Junior High Teacher in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 113 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 45 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 155 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6607 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-28
Date: 2003-04-28
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-28
Archival ID: Story 320
Ookii database ID: 322
Appearance 46 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 156 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6609 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-29
Date: 2003-04-29
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-29
Archival ID: Story 321
Ookii database ID: 323
Appearance 165 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 114 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 47 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 157 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6617 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-04-30
Date: 2003-04-30
Date given in browser title: 2003-04-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-04-30
Archival ID: Story 322
Ookii database ID: 324
Appearance 38 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 59 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6628 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-01
Date: 2003-05-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-01
Archival ID: Story 323
Ookii database ID: 325
Appearance 166 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 60 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6635 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-02
Date: 2003-05-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-02
Archival ID: Story 324
Ookii database ID: 326
Appearance 167 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 40 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 61 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, fairy doll
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6644 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-05
Date: 2003-05-05
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-05
Archival ID: Story 325
Ookii database ID: 327
Appearance 7 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 89 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 62 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6649 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-06
Date: 2003-05-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-06
Archival ID: Story 326
Ookii database ID: 328
Appearance 8 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 90 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 63 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6652 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-07
Date: 2003-05-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-07
Archival ID: Story 327
Ookii database ID: 329
Appearance 91 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 64 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, fairy doll
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6659 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-08
Date: 2003-05-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-08
Archival ID: Story 328
Ookii database ID: 330
Appearance 92 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 65 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6668 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-09
Date: 2003-05-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-09
Archival ID: Story 329
Ookii database ID: 331
Appearance 93 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 66 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6675 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-12
Date: 2003-05-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-12
Archival ID: Story 330
Ookii database ID: 332
Appearance 168 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 127 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 115 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 158 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Grace
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6681 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-13
Date: 2003-05-13
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-13
Archival ID: Story 331
Ookii database ID: 333
Appearance 169 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 128 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 19 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 116 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 159 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire, Grace
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6689 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-14
Date: 2003-05-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-14
Archival ID: Story 332
Ookii database ID: 334
Appearance 129 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 117 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 160 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6694 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-15
Date: 2003-05-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-15
Archival ID: Story 333
Ookii database ID: 335
Appearance 170 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 130 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 161 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6698 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-17
Date: 2003-05-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-17
Archival ID: Story 334
Ookii database ID: 336
Appearance 171 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 131 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 118 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 162 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6705 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-19
Date: 2003-05-19
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-19
Archival ID: Story 335
Ookii database ID: 337
Appearance 4 of Bill in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Duck in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 172 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 132 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 3 of Melissa in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 119 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 163 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6711 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-20
Date: 2003-05-20
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-20
Archival ID: Story 336
Ookii database ID: 338
Appearance 133 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 164 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 11 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6716 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-21
Date: 2003-05-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-21
Archival ID: Story 337
Ookii database ID: 339
Appearance 134 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 12 of Tony in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6724 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-22
Date: 2003-05-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-22
Archival ID: Story 338
Ookii database ID: 340
Appearance 173 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 135 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 120 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 165 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=4925 (Classics Thread)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6726 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-23
Date: 2003-05-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-23
Archival ID: Story 339
Ookii database ID: 341
Appearance 174 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 121 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 166 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 8 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6732 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-26
Date: 2003-05-26
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-26
Archival ID: Story 340
Ookii database ID: 342
Appearance 175 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 136 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 122 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 167 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6743 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-27
Date: 2003-05-27
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-27
Archival ID: Story 341
Ookii database ID: 343
Appearance 176 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 137 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 123 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 168 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6750 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-28
Date: 2003-05-28
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-28
Archival ID: Story 342
Ookii database ID: 344
Appearance 177 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 138 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 124 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 169 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6759 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-29
Date: 2003-05-29
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-29
Archival ID: Story 343
Ookii database ID: 345
Appearance 139 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 125 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 48 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 170 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6763 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-05-31
Date: 2003-05-31
Date given in browser title: 2003-05-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-05-31
Archival ID: Story 344
Ookii database ID: 346
Appearance 178 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 140 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 126 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 171 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6766 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-02
Date: 2003-06-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-02
Archival ID: Story 345
Ookii database ID: 347
Appearance 127 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 172 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6769 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-04
Date: 2003-06-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-04
Archival ID: Story 346
Ookii database ID: 348
Appearance 179 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
Appearance 141 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 6 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 128 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 173 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 9 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6778 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-05
Date: 2003-06-05
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-05
Archival ID: Story 347
Ookii database ID: 349
Appearance 142 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 174 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6792 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-06
Date: 2003-06-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-06
Archival ID: Story 348
Ookii database ID: 350
Appearance 9 of Brownie in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 180 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Mr. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 67 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6798 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-07
Date: 2003-06-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-07
Archival ID: Story 349
Ookii database ID: 351
Appearance 94 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 68 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
About six hours earlier...
[[Nanase is using a fairy doll, but it's dressed differently.]]
Nanase: NANI?
Nanase: Why is my fairy avatar dressed like this?!
[[Nanase looks at a snoring Ellen.]]
<<SNORE>>
Nanase: .....
<<*twitch*>>
Nanase: FAIRY TAIL ATTA~~ACK!!!
Nanase: (thinking) Repeated thwacks to the nose with a small tail beats coffee any day...
<<thwack thwack thwack>>
Ellen: zzz-- * what the-- HEY--!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6804 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-09
Date: 2003-06-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-09
Archival ID: Story 350
Ookii database ID: 352
Appearance 95 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 143 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 69 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: It's time for us to go rent a movie, I take it.
Nanase: Yeah, school got out about an hour ago.
Nanase: Justin and I are just driving around at the moment; my real body is riding shotgun.
Nanase: We can pick you up soon, but first, I'd like to know what's up with my outfit?
Ellen: Oh, that... hehehe... that's easy to explain, actually...
Caption: Earlier...
Grace: Dolly!!!
Grace: Can we dress her up? She needs something nicer than this bodysuit.
Ellen: I... guess that would be ok...
[[back to present]]
Nanase: I guess grace had a point... So this was a group effort?
Ellen: I take no credit for the scarf.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6809 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-10
Date: 2003-06-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-10
Archival ID: Story 351
Ookii database ID: 353
Appearance 96 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 181 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 41 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 70 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase and Justin in a car.]]
Nanase: Hey Justin, I'm "back".
Justin: Back from fairy land already, huh?
Nanase: She needs to change, but she should be ready to go by the time we--
[[Nanase notices in the rear view mirror that she's now sporting a ponytail.
Nanase: ....
Nanase: You just can't resist messing around with my hair, can you?
Justin: Nanase, PLEASE! I need to keep my eyes on the road without being distracted by wild accusations!
Nanase: You're lucky this ponytail makes me look hot.
Caption: Meanwhile...
[[Elliot and Ellen's room. Ellen is off-panel.]]
Ellen: I wanna wear something good for tonight. How's this?
Elliot: Well, Ellen, um...
Ellen: Oh! Would this be better?
Elliot: ...sure.
Ellen: Dammit, Elliot, you're not even looking!
Elliot: I would look if you were actually WEARING SOMETHING!
Ellen: Why do you care? You've showered while looking just like me before!
Elliot: It's the principle of the matter!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6821 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-11
Date: 2003-06-11
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-11
Archival ID: Story 352
Ookii database ID: 354
Appearance 97 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 182 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 42 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 71 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: TA-DA! What'ya think, brother?
Elliot: I thing that's the sort of thing you always wear.
Ellen: Yeah, but they haven't seen this outfit yet, so...
<<ding-dong>>
Ellen: They're here! Bye! Have fun on your date!
Caption: Once outside...
Ellen: Hey. Wow, you look great with a ponytail!
Nanase: ...uh... thank you, Ellen...
Justin: Hey Ellen. You're looking good! For a girl, anyway.
Ellen: If you're trying to flatter me into going along with renting a star trek movie, you have failed.
Justin: Aw...
Nanase: ....
[[She's blushing.]]
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6830 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-12
Date: 2003-06-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-12
Archival ID: Story 353
Ookii database ID: 355
Appearance 98 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 43 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Mr. Tensaided in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 72 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 49 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Caption: The video rental store
Susan: Hello, Mr. Tensaided. I'm here for my check.
Mr. Tensaided: Is this about the pizza I ordered?
Susan: No, I'm here for my paycheck.
Mr. Tensaided: BAH! Why would I give you a paycheck?!
Susan: Because I work here.
[[Ellen's crew enters]]
Mr. Tensaided: Oh REALLY?! Then explain why you aren't wearing a store uniform!!!
Susan: I don't work today. I'm just here for my check.
Mr. Tensaided: Well done! You have solved three riddles. Here is your check. And you've gained 50 experience. Get 200 more, and you'll be a level 3 clerk.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6834 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-13
Date: 2003-06-13
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-13
Archival ID: Story 354
Ookii database ID: 356
Appearance 99 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 44 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 73 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 50 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: Susan! Hey!
Susan: Oh-- hello, Ellen, Nanase, and boy-toy.
Justin: Justin.
Ellen: We're here to rent a movie.
Susan: I never would've guessed.
Ellen: Ha ha... you free? Cause you can watch it with us at my house if you want.
[[Justin and Nanase look at each other.]]
<<*shrug*>>
Susan: You're inviting me to hang out with you guys..?
Ellen: Sure!
Susan: ...ok, but only if we can watch the movie at my house.
Nanase: You have TERMS?!
Nanase: You've gotta be kidding! What's so great about YOUR house, anyway?!
Susan: I have a 64" widescreen tv with surround sound and a DVD
VHS player.
Ellen: Sweet!
Justin: The boy-toy humbly accepts your terms.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6838 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-18
Date: 2003-06-18
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-18
Archival ID: Story 355
Ookii database ID: 357
Appearance 100 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Mr. Tensaided in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 74 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Mr. Tensaided: And so, Susan joined the party! The task of selecting a movie, however, had yet to reach a conclusion! Thus, Justin and Susan made their way towards the action movies, as Ellen followed Nanase to the new releases...
Ellen: How about this one? It's got Jason D. Poit!
Ellen: Mmm... Jason D. Poit...
Nanase: Whatever.
Ellen: Are you upset about something?
Nanase: No, it's just... I... Well, it's not your fault...
Ellen: ...What's not my fault?
Nanase: ...nothing... don't worry about it.
[[Ellen thinks it over...]]
[[..and decides to swat Nanase's ponytail.]]
<<*swat*>>
Ellen: Meow!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6847 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-19
Date: 2003-06-19
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-19
Archival ID: Story 356
Ookii database ID: 358
Appearance 101 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 75 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Ellen is swatting at Nanase's ponytail]]
Ellen: Meow!
<<*swat*>>
Nanase: Ellen--
Ellen: Meow!
<<*swat*>>
Nanase: Ellen--
Nanase: ELLEN~!!
Ellen: Mereow?
Nanase: *snicker*
Ellen: Made you smile! Now, promise me that you'll have fun tonight?
Nanase: Ok, but you're making it worse.
Ellen: Za?
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6857 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-20
Date: 2003-06-20
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-20
Archival ID: Story 357
Ookii database ID: 359
Appearance 45 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 51 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Justin: See? This is why I like this rental place. The even numbered star trek movies are kept separate from the odd numbered star trek movies. That's just genius.
Susan: I know. I work here, and it was my idea.
Justin: It was?
Susan: Yup.
Justin: You must like star trek movies then. It's too bad that Ellen is opposed to renting one.
Susan: She should be: it would be stupid for us to rent one.
Justin: Huh? Wait, are you saying you don't like star trek movies.
Susan: No, I'm saying I own them all already.
Justin: All of them?!
Susan: That's what I said.
Justin: Awesome!
Justin: Hey, why isn't there a spot for Star Trek V?
Susan: I put that in the Aisle of Shame next to Highlander II.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6863 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-21
Date: 2003-06-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-21
Archival ID: Story 358
Ookii database ID: 360
Appearance 102 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 144 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): fox
Appearance 76 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 175 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: (thinking) What was I so upset about?
Nanase: (thinking) I mean, it's not my fault that Ellen is the embodiment of female variant #5, and it isn't her fault either!
Nanase: (thinking) I don't need to be all upset just because I feel some attraction! It's totally artificial, and has nothing to do with my actual preferences, and I don't have to act on it! It's ok for me to feel this way!
Nanase: (thinking) I'm not to blame, and neither is she. Now Tedd, on the other hand...
Caption: Tedd's house (well before Elliot and Sarah got there)
[[Tedd is a cat-boy.]]
Tedd: Meow-choo!!!
[[And Grace is a fox.]]
Tedd: *sniff* Why do I have the feeling that sneeze foretells doom?
Grace: Why would a sneeze do that?
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6870 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-22
Date: 2003-06-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-22
Archival ID: Story 359
Ookii database ID: 361
Appearance 103 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 77 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: I've got a couple of movies that I think would be good.
Ellen: Cool, so do I. What movies do ya got there?
Nanase: My first selection is a "Far east meets wild west" action comedy.
Ellen: I reckon that could be good.
Nanase: I could also go for some matrix action.
Ellen: That could be good, though my brother does own that movie.
Nanase: Oh. Hm... what movies are you interested in?
Ellen: My first movie of choice is a college party comedy!
Nanase: I can already hear Susan saying "No".
Ellen: Well, I've also got my eyes on this one jungle movie.
Nanase: A "Jungle movie"?
Ellen: Yeah, check out the back of the box; it sounds great.
Nanase: "Rated 'R' for language, violence, and frequent and gratuitous loincloth removal."
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6875 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-23
Date: 2003-06-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-23
Archival ID: Story 360
Ookii database ID: 362
Appearance 104 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 46 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 78 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 52 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Justin: Well, we don't have anything to suggest as far as renting is concerned.
Susan: It turns out that I own everything either of us would be interested in.
Ellen: So I may yet face the wrath of Kahn?
Nanase: Ellen and I can't decide on one.
Susan: Why don't you just rent all of them?
Nanase: Because eight or more hours of movies is a bit much?
Ellen: Speaking of which, how late can we be over?
Susan: Hell, you guys can spend the night at my house if you want: there are enough guest rooms for all of you.
Ellen: Hey, alright! An all girl slumber party! Well, assuming Justin lets me zap him, of course.
Justin: Point that hand elsewhere, missy!
Susan: Hmmm...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6884 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-24
Date: 2003-06-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-24
Archival ID: Story 361
Ookii database ID: 363
Appearance 105 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 47 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, female
Appearance 79 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 53 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Ellen is imagining Justin as a girl. She's wearing a tube top and skirt.]]
[[tg transformation]] [[male-to-female transformation]] [[V5 transformation]]
Justin (imaginary): Aren't you tired of dressing me up in various girly outfits yet?
Ellen (imaginary): I'm sorry, Justin, but no.
Ellen (imaginary): Hey, Nanase! Bring in the lingerie, will ya?
Ellen: Heheheh...
Justin: You're fantasizing about turning me into a woman, aren't you?
Ellen: No I wasn't! I was... um...
Ellen: ...I was picturing grace as a platypus!!
Nanase: Susan's leading us into the Snoot Creek subdivision? All of the houses in this area are _huge_!
[[Ellen is fantasizing again, this time about turning the entire crew V5.]]
Nanase: I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given the size of that tv she mentioned, and three guest rooms...
Ellen: Wait-- oh dear God, I'm thinking like a Tedd!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6891 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-25
Date: 2003-06-25
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-25
Archival ID: Story 362
Ookii database ID: 364
Appearance 106 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 48 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 80 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 54 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Caption: Susan's house
Justin: I didn't even know they made three-story houses in Moperville...
Ellen: Man, if there's a pool behind that house, I say we skinny dip!
Nanase: I don't think so.
Susan: We've been out here for five minutes now; the house is a lot more interesting from the inside, ya know.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6902 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-26
Date: 2003-06-26
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-26
Archival ID: Story 363
Ookii database ID: 365
Appearance 107 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 49 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 81 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 55 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Inside. Justin is looking at a painting of an angel.]]
Susan: Just a sec-- I need to tell my mom that I'm home with people.
Susan: (through a bullhorn) HEY MA! I'M HOME AND I'VE GOT PEOPLE OVER, AND THEY MIGHT SPEND THE NIGHT!!!
[[Justing rubs his ear.]]
<<*squeek*>>
Justin: You don't have an intercom in a house this large?
Susan: We do, but for some reason we can only get Mexican radio through it.
<<*shrug*>>
Susan: I wonder if the lovebirds found the tv room ok.
Justin: What, you think Ellen and Nanase are into each other?
Susan: Definitely. Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if we walked in on them kissing or something.
Caption: Meanwhile...
[[Ellen is lying on the tv.]]
Nanase: Oh, this can't be good for the tv...
Ellen: Z
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6904 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-27
Date: 2003-06-27
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-27
Archival ID: Story 364
Ookii database ID: 366
Appearance 50 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Mrs. Pompoms in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 56 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Mrs. Pompoms: You've brought boys over, Susan?
Susan: No mother, just this one. The other two are girls; they're checking out our tv.
Justin: Hi.
Mrs. Pompoms: I'm not comfortable with him spending the night here, Susan.
Susan: Don't worry, mother. He's... gay. He's gay, so he won't try anything with me.
Mrs. Pompoms: Ugh... men who like men... pure insanity.
Mrs. Pompoms: Fine. He can stay. Maybe his homosexuality will rub off on you, and you'll find yourself a decent woman.
Susan: Hehe... she bought it...
Justin: So... how'd you know that I'm gay?
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6909 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-06-30
Date: 2003-06-30
Date given in browser title: 2003-06-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-06-30
Archival ID: Story 365
Ookii database ID: 367
Appearance 51 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 57 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Justin: Susan? Is something wrong?
Susan (thinking): ...figures...
Susan: You'd best call your parents and tell them where you are, especially if you're gonna spend the night here.
Justin: Oh, right... parents tend to frown upon not knowing where their kids are sleeping at night...
Susan: We should remind Ellen and Nanase to call their parents as well.
Justin: Yeah, ok... but you haven't answered my question: how'd you know that I 'm gay?
Susan: I didn't.
Justin: ...oh.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6915 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-01
Date: 2003-07-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-01
Archival ID: Story 366
Ookii database ID: 368
Appearance 108 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 82 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 58 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: Man, this sofa is so comfortable! And it's huge! I wonder how many people could sit on this thing all at once?
Nanase: Just be sure not to fall asleep on it, ok?
Ellen: Nanase, as I've said, I wasn't actually sleeping on the tv. I was just joking around!
Nanase: I'd be quicker to laugh if I wasn't worried about the amount of cat-naps that you take.
[[Ellen pictures herself as a curled-up catgirl, purring.]]
Ellen (thinking): Cat-naps, eh?
Ellen: What's there to be worried about?
Nanase: Both times I visited you using the fairy doll spell, you were asleep. You sleep instead of going to martial arts classes, and you sleep in the middle of the afternoon. I'm not supposed to be concerned?
Ellen: You shouldn't worry! Look, the reason I sleep so much is--
Susan: Hey, Nasase? You should go call your parents, and tell them about how you might spend the night here.
Susan: While you do that, I'd appreciate it if Ellen would join me in my room...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6922 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-02
Date: 2003-07-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-02
Archival ID: Story 367
Ookii database ID: 369
Appearance 109 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 59 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: Wow... you room is huge! ...but I guess everything in this house is.
[[Susan is taking her shirt off.]]
Susan: It is a bit excessive, isn't it?
Ellen: Uh...
[[Susan discards the shirt.]]
Ellen: Mmmaybe you should tell me why we're in your bedroom now...
Susan: I want you to use your power to transform me.
Ellen: Really?!
Susan: Yes, I know it's an odd request, and I understand that you may have some objections, but--
<<ZAP!>>
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6929 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-03
Date: 2003-07-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-03
Archival ID: Story 368
Ookii database ID: 370
Appearance 110 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 60 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[V5 Susan. She's lost a few inches and gained a few cup sizes. The most striking thing is her hair. It doubled in length, almost reaching the floor. Also, the top half is blond, while the rest is still dark blue.]]
[[V5 transformation]] [[Venus transformation]]
Susan: ...wow.
Ellen: Hehe... let me guess: you dye your hair, don't you?
Susan: Yes, it has grown long.
Ellen: Huh? Well, your hair is longer, but I was walking about color. And you're not listening to me at all, are you? Hello? Earth to blonde girl???
[[Susan is staring into a full-length mirror.]]
Susan: I'm beautiful...
Ellen: So, I was thinking I might dance naked in your backyard while burning your finest art and furniture.
Susan: Have fun.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6933 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-04
Date: 2003-07-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-04
Archival ID: Story 369
Ookii database ID: 371
Appearance 111 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 52 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 61 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Justin is on the phone.]]
Justin: Hello, dad. ...I might be sleeping over at a friend's house tonight.
Justin: ...uh, you've never met her, but her name is Susan. And there's a girl named Ellen here as well, along with Nanase.
Justin: ...yes, I am spending the night with three girls. ...no, I don't plan on sleeping with any of them.
Justin: ...you know, most parents would be happy about their sons answering "no" to that last question...
[[Susan's room. She's still mesmerized. Ellen is looking annoyed.]]
Ellen: Women are only good for serving men, be it through cooking, cleaning, or physical pleasure!!!
Susan: *twitch*
Susan: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!?!
Ellen: I had to snap you out of that stupor _somehow_.
Susan: I wasn't that out of it...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6939 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-07
Date: 2003-07-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-07
Archival ID: Story 370
Ookii database ID: 372
Appearance 112 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 62 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: You hair looks really cool like this... and it's so long! I could use your hair as a blanket!
Ellen: So... why did you want me to transform you?
Susan: I wanted to see how I would look, and I like being attracted to women.
Susan: That, and my mother wishes that I could be spared the pain of having to deal with men to the point where she wishes that I was a lesbian, and I feel I own it to her to try it out after lying to her on a man's behalf.
Ellen: You lied to your mom for a guy?
Susan: Yeah, I told her that Justin was gay.
[[Silent panel.]]
Ellen: Uhhh...
Susan: Trust me, it was a lie at the time.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6951 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-08
Date: 2003-07-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-08
Archival ID: Story 371
Ookii database ID: 373
Appearance 113 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 63 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): venus
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: You know, I don't think I can be a part of your plot to be a lesbian.
Susan: Why not? You have a problem with my not liking men?
Ellen: Well, there is that... I mean, how many guys do you really know all that well?
Susan: ...if you include Justin, three.
Ellen: And how many of those buys were as your prejudices would expect?
Susan: ...none of them... Even Tedd has redeeming qualities...
Ellen: Not all guys are jerks, and I'd like to think that most people of either sex aren't. I'm not opposed to you experimenting, but I don't want to support your prejudice.
Ellen: However, the true reason I can't help you be a lesbian is that the venus form makes a person bisexual, and it also enhances the original preference.
Susan: Meaning...?
Ellen: Meaning, you should find men to be more attractive than ever while in this form.
Susan: Ack!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6955 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-09
Date: 2003-07-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-09
Archival ID: Story 372
Ookii database ID: 374
Appearance 114 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 64 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, venus
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen: Are you sure you're ready to get zapped back to normal?
Susan: Oh, just do it before I decide to ignore your advice.
<<ZAP!>>
Susan (off-panel): *phew* Thank you... I'd appreciate if we could keep this little incident a secret, ok?
[[We see Susan. She's back to normal, except her hair is blond.]]
Ellen: Um... I'm not sure if that's gonna be possible...
Susan: Why not? It's not any of their business what we were doing up here.
Susan: If they ask, we can just say that I needed to ask you about... something...
[[Susan sees herself in the mirror.]]
Susan: Aw, crap...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6958 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-10
Date: 2003-07-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-10
Archival ID: Story 373
Ookii database ID: 375
Appearance 115 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 53 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 83 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 65 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[In the kitchen. Nanase is sitting on the counter.]]
Susan: Hey! Get your ugly butt off the kitchen counter!
Nanase: Well, we called home.
Ellen: are you able to spend the night?
Nanase: Yeah, but I had to lie a little.
Susan (off-screen, thinking): @&#%!
Nanase: As far as my mother is concerned, Ellen, you're a heterosexual whom attends catholic school.
Ellen: A naughty catholic school girl?
Nanase: No.
[[Clothing Transformation]]
Nanase: I had to say that Justin was a girl, of course...
Justin: Of course.
Nanase: ...and I claimed to still be wearing the clothes I left home wearing.
[[Susan is scrubbing the kitchen counter.]]
[[TG transformation]] [[male-to-female transformation]]
Nanase: Now that I've shared my horrible web of lies, perhaps Susan can explain why she's suddenly blonde?
Susan: What's to explain? My hair changed color. It happens!
Nanase: Hair doesn't just spontaneously change color!
Susan: I stand by my ridiculous claim.
[[Ellen is surreptitiously whistling.]]
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6967 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-11
Date: 2003-07-11
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-11
Archival ID: Story 374
Ookii database ID: 376
Appearance 116 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 54 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 84 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 66 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: Hello, I'd like to have a pizza delivered? ...555-5239. Yes, that is the correct address.
Caption: ((Look! Snazzy hands-free phone gear!))
[[Susan walks by Justin.]]
Susan: Ok, first I'll need a small pizza with extra cheese and sausage.
[[Susan walks by Ellen.]]
Susan: ...ok, and I'll also need some chicken fingers and garlic bread.
[[Susan walks by Nanase.]]
Susan: ...I'll also require a large pizza with quadruple cheese and as many anchovies as you can manage. ...yeah, that's everything...
[[Nanase snatches the phone.]]
Nanase: Wait! She meant to order a small cheese pizza, not a large with dead fish!! Hello? Hello?!
Phone: At the tone, the time will be whatever your watch says.
Susan: Got ya.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6971 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-14
Date: 2003-07-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-14
Archival ID: Story 375
Ookii database ID: 377
Appearance 117 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 55 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 85 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 67 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase: Can you order food for real now?
Susan: You're mad? C'mon, that was funny!
Nanase: I'm not angry, I'm just tired, and I'm hungry, and--and you're blonde and you won't explain how or why!
[[Nanase turns to Ellen.]]
Nanase: And I still don't know why you sleep so much!!
Ellen: Well, the reason I sleep so much is--
[[Nanase turns on Justin.]]
Nanase: And YOU--!!!
[[Nanase thinks it over.]]
Nanase: Carry on.
Justin: You really need to be fed.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6977 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-15
Date: 2003-07-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-15
Archival ID: Story 376
Ookii database ID: 378
Appearance 56 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 68 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: Well, food is ordered. I have no idea when it'll get here, though, seeing as it's a Friday night.
Susan: What are you looking at? Is something wrong with the sofa?
Justin: Not really.. I've just never seen a sofa that big before.
Susan: It is fairly ridiculous... it's probably be better if the back of it wasn't so tall.
[[Susan pulls out a remote.]]
<<*Click*>>
<<Whiirr...>>
<<KER-CHUNK!>>
[[The back of the sofa lowers by about a foot.]]
Susan: That better?
Justin: What troubles me most is that the remote only has one button...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6986 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-16
Date: 2003-07-16
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-16
Archival ID: Story 377
Ookii database ID: 379
Appearance 118 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 183 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 145 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 86 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 69 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Ellen (narrating): I'm not in school yet, so I haven't had any real incentive to go to bed at a reasonable hour.
[[Ellen on the sofa at her home, obviously at night.]]
TV: Coming up next, a 3-hour report on insomnia!
Ellen (thinking): Score.
Ellen (narrating): But I still wind up getting up a the same time as Elliot just so that we can race for exercise before he leaves.
[[Ellen and Elliot running.]]
Ellen: I'm gonna get back home before you!
Elliot: Ha! It would take something pretty big for that to happen!
[[He's about to run into a tree.]]
Ellen (narrating): I've also been trying to train grace in self-defense, which is tiring...
[[Ellen stands in gym clothes with Grace. Grace has boxing gloves and is standing in front of a punching bag. The punching bag has a piece of paper on it with a angry face and "meanie" written on it.]]
Grace: I don't think I'm ready to hit something that has a face yet...
Ellen (narrating): And after that we pl--er, hang out, which is fun, but also tiring.
[[Grace, Ellen, and the squirrel plushy having a tea party.]]
Ellen: Later on, if anybody asks, we spent the day playing videos games, ok?
Grace: *sip*
Ellen: ...so basically, I stay up late, get up early, keep active, and nap to make up for it all.
Nanase: Well, those aren't the best sleeping habits, but at least you're not depressed or something...
[[Ellen and Nanase are sitting on the kitchen counter again.]]
Susan: Hey, are you guys ready to watch-- OH, COME ON!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6992 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-17
Date: 2003-07-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-17
Archival ID: Story 378
Ookii database ID: 380
Appearance 119 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 57 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 87 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 70 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Justin: I'm glad the food got here a lot faster than we anticipated.
Susan: And it got eaten just as quickly...
Nanase: Hey! I skipped lunch to work on homework today, so I was hungry!
[[Ellen takes Nanase's napkin out of her cleavage.]]
Nanase: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Ellen: Relax... I'm just wiping some pizza sauce off your lip.
[[There is a bit of a blush on Nanase's face.]]
Ellen: Sorry... I guess I inherited some habits from Elliot...
Justin (whispers to Susan): Nanase used to like it when Elliot did stuff like that.
Susan (whispers): Disturbing.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=6998 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-18
Date: 2003-07-18
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-18
Archival ID: Story 379
Ookii database ID: 381
Appearance 120 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 58 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 88 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 71 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
TV: Hee-yah! We got you now, China-man!
TV: *fwish fwish whoosh*
TV: I do not think so!
TV: *snatch* *swoosh* *swoosh*
TV: NEIGH!
TV: *THWACK!!!*
Susan: Would _you_ be able to do that?
Justin: I doubt it-- I'm not trained in the art of using horses as projectile weaponry.
TV: Aw, man! Why'd you have to go and use _my_ horse?
TV: Because _my_ horse is drunk, and _you_ have a weird nose.
[[Nanase is looking sideways at Ellen.]]
[[Ellen laughing.]]
[[A shot of Nanase.]]
Caption: ...I've never felt this way before...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7006 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-21
Date: 2003-07-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-21
Archival ID: Story 380
Ookii database ID: 382
Appearance 121 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 59 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 89 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 72 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 176 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Nanase (thinking): Stupid female variant #5...
[[Nanase in imagining herself and Tedd in chibi form.]]
Chibi-Nanase: What were you thinking?!?!
Chibi-Tedd: Lesbians are neato!
[[Chibi-Nanase blasts chibi-Tedd.]]
Chibi-Nanase: PERVERT!
Chibi-Tedd: Ouch!
Nanase (thinking): This is bothering me too much... I've gotta talk to someone about this once this movie is over! But who can I actually talk to about this...?
Nanase (thinking): I can't talk to Ellen... I don't want her to know, and there's no telling how she would react...
Nanase (thinking): A positive response could be as bad as a negative one...
Nanase (thinking): Justin's a good friend, but he's bound to take the whole thing the wrong way.
Nanase (thinking): ...but if I can't talk to either of them, that only leaves...
[[shows Susan]]
Nanase (thinking): ...crap.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7009 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-22
Date: 2003-07-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-22
Archival ID: Story 381
Ookii database ID: 383
Appearance 122 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 60 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 90 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 73 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: I have to admit, that movie wasn't totally terrible.
Justin: So, what should we watch next?
Nanase: Actually, before we watch the next movie, I need to speak with Susan... in private, I mean.
Ellen: ?
Susan: ...uh... Nasase? Why would you want to do a crazy thing like that???
Nanase: Please?
Susan: Ok, fine... But why do we have to speak in private?
Nanase: Um... "feminine" problems?
Susan: Lovely...
Ellen (thinking): I'm being left out of a girls-only discussion? But that must mean...
Ellen: BOO-YAH! I'M STILL "ONE OF THE GUYS"!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7017 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-23
Date: 2003-07-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-23
Archival ID: Story 382
Ookii database ID: 384
Appearance 91 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 74 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: Ok, now that we're in the safety of my room, could you please enlighten me as to why we need to speak in private?
Nanase: I just needed to talk to someone about something, and I can't talk to Justin or Ellen about it...
Susan: How flattering.
Nanase: Sorry... it's just that... I'm a little uncomfortable around Ellen.
Susan: Really? I was getting the impression that you were quite fond of her.
Nanase: Well, I am fond of her, and that's the problem. Her special pheromones are what's bothering me.
Susan: ...what?
Nanase: Oh, you know what I'm talking about. She's the embodiment of female variant #5 as applied to Elliot, so she gives off freaky pheromones that can attract almost anyone...
Susan: Nanase... sit down.
Nanase: Huh?
Susan: Just... sit down.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7031 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-24
Date: 2003-07-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-24
Archival ID: Story 383
Ookii database ID: 385
Appearance 92 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 75 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Susan: Recently, Elliot and Sarah wanted to start sitting together at lunch. As a result, Tedd and I have been sitting at the same table with them.
Nanase: What does that have to do with anything?
Susan: Earlier this week, Tedd was complaining about female variant #5...
Susan: He was saying that the special pheromones weren't a permanent part of the transformation. That they apparently go away well before the transformation's month is up.
Susan: Nanase, Ellen doesn't have special pheromones that attract anyone. Tedd suspects that she never did.
[[Nanase stares at Susan.]]
Nanase: Wh-What does... that... have to do with anything...?
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7042 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-25
Date: 2003-07-25
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-25
Archival ID: Story 384
Ookii database ID: 386
Appearance 93 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, fairy doll
Appearance 76 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7058 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-28
Date: 2003-07-28
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-28
Archival ID: Story 385
Ookii database ID: 387
Appearance 184 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 94 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7068 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-29
Date: 2003-07-29
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-29
Archival ID: Story 386
Ookii database ID: 388
Appearance 185 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 95 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: ...Nanase?! So this is you as a fairy... Why are you here?
Nanase: I needed to get away... be alone for a while... but you showed up and ruined it.
Elliot: I'd apologize for this, if this wasn't my room in my house. But let's just ignore that minor detail for now; why did you need to get away?
Nanase: ...I guess I'm just used to hiding from myself...
Nanase: I never was willing to accept it... not until I was able to place the blame on someone else, but it turns out I can't... As it is, I wasn't even attracted to you when we were dating... not physically, at least...
Elliot: ...
Elliot: Not even a little physical attraction?
Nanase: EL~LIOT!!!
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7076 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-30
Date: 2003-07-30
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-30
Archival ID: Story 387
Ookii database ID: 389
Appearance 186 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 96 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Three panels: Nanase looking, in order, upset, frustrated, and in despair.]]
Nanase: When we were going out, I thought you'd make a good boyfriend because of your personality, but I was never attracted to you. I kept trying to be, but nothing we ever did worked for me! And then came Ellen, and I felt something I'd never been willing to accept before! I could only bring myself to accept it because of female variant #5, but it still made me feel uncomfortable. All throughout the night, Ellen kept doing stuff that made me like her more and more, and it was driving me nuts, but it was ok, because it wasn't my fault! But then Susan, who suddenly became blonde and has refused to tell me how or why, told me about how Tedd had told her that Ellen has normal pheromones! And now there's no more denying it! I-I'm gay! A-And that... th-that means I'm screwed! My mother is sickened by homosexuality! I-If she finds out... oh god...
Elliot: ...
[[Elliots pats Nanase's head.]]
Nanase: ...what the hell was that???
Elliot: Well, normally I would put my arm around you to comfort you, but I don't want to crush you.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7087 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-07-31
Date: 2003-07-31
Date given in browser title: 2003-07-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-07-31
Archival ID: Story 388
Ookii database ID: 390
Appearance 187 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 97 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot: I'm sorry that I don't really have any useful advice...
Nanase: It's ok; you help well enough just by listening. There's nothing you can say that could "fix" this.
[[Nanase is holding a tissue.]]
Elliot: You should probably go back as soon as you're up to it.
Nanase: Why? Are you trying to get rid of me so you can sleep?
Elliot: Of course not: it's just that the others are probably worried about you.
Elliot: Besides, I have to stay up for a while longer in any case.
Nanase: Why's that?
Elliot: Eh, I've gotta sneak some beer back downstairs for Ellen.
Nanase: ...why?
Elliot: Grace.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7095 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-01
Date: 2003-08-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-01
Archival ID: Story 389
Ookii database ID: 391
Appearance 123 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 188 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 146 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 98 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): fairy doll
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
Elliot (off panel): "Earlier today, Grace wanted some soda. Ellen said she could grab some from out fridge, and to bring up a few."
Elliot (off panel): "Grace, not really knowing the difference, brought up some beer. Ellen would've taken it right back down, but mom was home, and she didn't want to explain why she had four cans of beer."
Elliot: So, once our parents go to bed, I'm going to sneak them back downstairs, and put them behind the red herring in the fridge.
Nanase: Well, good luck with that...
Elliot: You going back?
Nanase: Yeah, I don't want them to worry about me, but... please don't tell anyone about this?
Elliot: That goes without saying: it's not my place to tell anyone that you're homosexual.
Elliot: ...but I hope it won't have to be a secret forever.
Nanase: ...we'll see what tomorrow brings...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7107 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-04
Date: 2003-08-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-04
Archival ID: Story 390
Ookii database ID: 392
Appearance 124 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 99 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Nanase sitting up in a bed.]]
Nanase: This... isn't Susan's room...
Ellen: Hey, you're back!
Nanase: Um, yes... where am I?
Ellen: Oh, this is one of the guest rooms. Susan kinda freaked when you went fairy-doll on her, so she got me and Justin.
Nanase: Oh...? And you carried me here?
Ellen: Seemed like the best thing to do at the time. So, how are you feeling?
Nanase: Better, I suppose.
Ellen: That's good. Do you want to watch another movie now?
Nanase: You're... not going to ask why I "went fairy-doll"?
Ellen: It's not my place to ask. If you want to talk about it, though, we can.
Nanase: ...watching another movie sounds good.
Ellen: Alright!
Ellen (thinking): Nuts.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7116 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-05
Date: 2003-08-05
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-05
Archival ID: Story 391
Ookii database ID: 393
Appearance 125 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 61 of Justin in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 100 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 77 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Ellen returns to the kitchen.]]
Ellen: Hey. Nanase's back.
Susan: How is she?
Ellen: She seems to be ok, all things considered.
Ellen: She's on her way down to watch the next movie with us; she doesn't know that Justin and I know, though.
Susan: I can't believe that I panicked and told you guys what we were talking about! I never panic!
Justin: I hope she's doing ok... of all my stupid theories, why is this the one that had to be right?
Nanase: What theory would that be?
Ellen, Susan & Justin: NOTHING!
[[A silhouette of Nanase and Ellen.]]
Caption: The remainder of the evening was spent watching movies, and eating a wide variety of unhealthy snacks. Ellen and Nanase sat at opposite ends of the sofa, though their eyes would drift towards each-other ever so often...
Caption: They stayed up watching movies until the break of dawn, an act that they will no doubt regret during the day that follows...
[[A silhouette of someone we don't know yet. His
her hair is wild, and there seems to be a scar over one eye.]]
Caption: ...for tomorrow night will be painted black...
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7122 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-06
Date: 2003-08-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-06
Archival ID: Story 392
Ookii database ID: 394
Appearance 6 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 7 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 189 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 129 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 177 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of The Playah in Story, appearing in form(s): female
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7131 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-07
Date: 2003-08-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-07
Archival ID: Story 393
Ookii database ID: 395
Appearance 126 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 101 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 178 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7133 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-08
Date: 2003-08-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-08
Archival ID: Story 394
Ookii database ID: 396
Appearance 190 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 147 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Tedd
Appearance 130 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 78 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 179 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7137 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-11
Date: 2003-08-11
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-11
Archival ID: Story 395
Ookii database ID: 397
Appearance 5 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): bear, squirrel
Appearance 191 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 131 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7143 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-12
Date: 2003-08-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-12
Archival ID: Story 396
Ookii database ID: 398
Appearance 6 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): female squirrel, squirrel
Appearance 79 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7156 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-13
Date: 2003-08-13
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-13
Archival ID: Story 397
Ookii database ID: 399
Appearance 1 of Hired Goon in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 132 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 180 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7163 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-14
Date: 2003-08-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-14
Archival ID: Story 398
Ookii database ID: 400
Appearance 7 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 192 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 133 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 181 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, female
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7170 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-15
Date: 2003-08-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-15
Archival ID: Story 399
Ookii database ID: 401
Appearance 7 of Amanda in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Dan in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 8 of Dr. Germahn in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 193 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 134 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 80 of Susan in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 182 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7172 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-18
Date: 2003-08-18
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-18
Archival ID: Story 400
Ookii database ID: 402
Appearance 148 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 32 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[The morning after the night out...]]
<<click>>
Mr. Verres: Grace? You're up early for a saturday...
Grace: I had trouble sleeping.
Mr. Verres: Again? I'm sorry to hear that.
Grace: Sir... Why do you let me stay here?
Mr. Verres: Hm??
Mr. Verres: Oh. Well... Because you and Tedd are working together to find a way to non-violently remove the threat of your brothers and Damien.
Grace: But you told me and Tedd to stop trying to do that... you said taking away our powers would be either fatal or impossible.
Grace: So why do you let me stay?
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7179 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-19
Date: 2003-08-19
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-19
Archival ID: Story 401
Ookii database ID: 403
Appearance 1 of Dr. Sciuridae in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 149 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 33 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace and Mr. Verres are sitting at the kitchen table.]]
Mr. Verres: Grace, you should let sleeping dogs sleep.
Grace: ...What dogs?
Mr. Verres: Dammit, didn't you learn _any_ expressions while growing up?
Grace: Oh... It's corn that isn't corn...
Mr. Verres: What?! ...Look, do you really wanna know why I let you live here?
Grace: [[nodding]]
[[silhouette of informant mentioned in dialogue]]
Mr. Verres: We learned of you and your brothers through an informant. I... wound up promising this... informant... guy... that I would take care of you.
Mr. Verres: [Back to kitchen scene] Granted, at the time, I figured "taking care" of you would simply involve keeping you safe while I was working undercover, but... Anyway, that's why you're welcome here.
Grace: ...Who was the informant?
Mr. Verres: I can't tell you.
Grace: ...Why not?
Mr. Verres: I promised him that I wouldn't.
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7184 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-20
Date: 2003-08-20
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-20
Archival ID: Story 402
Ookii database ID: 404
Appearance 194 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 1 of Mr. Brown in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 135 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7193 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-21
Date: 2003-08-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-21
Archival ID: Story 403
Ookii database ID: 405
Appearance 2 of Mr. Brown in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 136 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7196 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-22
Date: 2003-08-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-22
Archival ID: Story 404
Ookii database ID: 406
Appearance 195 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 137 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7204 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-25
Date: 2003-08-25
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-25
Archival ID: Story 405
Ookii database ID: 407
Appearance 196 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 150 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 34 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 183 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7212 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-26
Date: 2003-08-26
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-26
Archival ID: Story 406
Ookii database ID: 408
Appearance 197 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 151 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 184 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 1 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7219 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-27
Date: 2003-08-27
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-27
Archival ID: Story 407
Ookii database ID: 409
Appearance 198 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 152 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 185 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 2 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7230 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-28
Date: 2003-08-28
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-28
Archival ID: Story 408
Ookii database ID: 410
Appearance 3 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 186 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7240 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-08-29
Date: 2003-08-29
Date given in browser title: 2003-08-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-08-29
Archival ID: Story 409
Ookii database ID: 411
Appearance 199 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
Appearance 153 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7243 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-01
Date: 2003-09-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-01
Archival ID: Story 410
Ookii database ID: 412
Appearance 4 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 187 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 4 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7248 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-02
Date: 2003-09-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-02
Archival ID: Story 411
Ookii database ID: 413
Appearance 200 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 188 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 5 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7251 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-03
Date: 2003-09-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-03
Archival ID: Story 412
Ookii database ID: 414
Appearance 201 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 6 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7258 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-04
Date: 2003-09-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-04
Archival ID: Story 413
Ookii database ID: 415
Appearance 154 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): legion
Appearance 189 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7281 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-08
Date: 2003-09-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-08
Archival ID: Story 414
Ookii database ID: 416
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Appearance 7 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 7 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7286 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-09
Date: 2003-09-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-09
Archival ID: Story 415
Ookii database ID: 417
Appearance 203 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7290 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-10
Date: 2003-09-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-10
Archival ID: Story 416
Ookii database ID: 418
Appearance 9 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 155 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, legion
Appearance 1 of Mr. Guyur in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7304 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-12
Date: 2003-09-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-12
Archival ID: Story 417
Ookii database ID: 419
Appearance 204 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7309 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-15
Date: 2003-09-15
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-15
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-15
Archival ID: Story 418
Ookii database ID: 420
Appearance 11 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 35 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 190 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 11 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7318 (Classics Thread)
http://darkshive.suddenlaunch2.com/index.cgi?board=reactions&action=display&num=1063592537 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-16
Date: 2003-09-16
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-16
Archival ID: Story 419
Ookii database ID: 421
Appearance 12 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 36 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7330 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-17
Date: 2003-09-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-17
Archival ID: Story 420
Ookii database ID: 422
Appearance 13 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 37 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 191 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7339 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-18
Date: 2003-09-18
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-18
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-18
Archival ID: Story 421
Ookii database ID: 423
Appearance 14 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 38 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 192 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7344 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-19
Date: 2003-09-19
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-19
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-19
Archival ID: Story 422
Ookii database ID: 424
Appearance 15 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 39 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 193 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 15 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7350 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-22
Date: 2003-09-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-22
Archival ID: Story 423
Ookii database ID: 425
Appearance 16 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 40 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 16 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7356 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-23
Date: 2003-09-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-23
Archival ID: Story 424
Ookii database ID: 426
Appearance 17 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 41 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 194 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 17 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7365 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-24
Date: 2003-09-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-24
Archival ID: Story 425
Ookii database ID: 427
Appearance 205 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 18 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7378 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-25
Date: 2003-09-25
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-25
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-25
Archival ID: Story 426
Ookii database ID: 428
Appearance 206 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 156 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): legion
Appearance 195 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 19 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7387 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-26
Date: 2003-09-26
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-26
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-26
Archival ID: Story 427
Ookii database ID: 429
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Appearance 20 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 196 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 20 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7394 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-09-30
Date: 2003-09-30
Date given in browser title: 2003-09-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-09-30
Archival ID: Story 428
Ookii database ID: 430
Appearance 21 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 157 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 197 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 21 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7403 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-01
Date: 2003-10-01
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-01
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-01
Archival ID: Story 429
Ookii database ID: 431
Appearance 208 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 158 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7410 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57229 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-02
Date: 2003-10-02
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-02
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-02
Archival ID: Story 430
Ookii database ID: 432
Appearance 20 of Jeremy in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 42 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7417 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57274 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-03
Date: 2003-10-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-03
Archival ID: Story 431
Ookii database ID: 433
Appearance 209 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 159 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): Claire
Appearance 43 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7426 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-06
Date: 2003-10-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-06
Archival ID: Story 432
Ookii database ID: 434
Appearance 22 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): human
Appearance 198 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 22 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): human
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7436 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57359 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-07
Date: 2003-10-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-07
Archival ID: Story 433
Ookii database ID: 435
Appearance 23 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 199 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 23 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7449 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-08
Date: 2003-10-08
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-08
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-08
Archival ID: Story 434
Ookii database ID: 436
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Appearance 24 of Gillian in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 200 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 24 of William in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7462 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-09
Date: 2003-10-09
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-09
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-09
Archival ID: Story 435
Ookii database ID: 437
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Appearance 160 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 201 of Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7467 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57229 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-10
Date: 2003-10-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-10
Archival ID: Story 436
Ookii database ID: 438
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Appearance 1 of Grace Sciuridae in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 138 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7470 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57097 (Original Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57161 (Original Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57535 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-13
Date: 2003-10-13
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-13
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-13
Archival ID: Story 437
Ookii database ID: 439
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Appearance 139 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7484 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57577 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-14
Date: 2003-10-14
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-14
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-14
Archival ID: Story 438
Ookii database ID: 440
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Appearance 3 of Damien in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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Appearance 44 of Mr. Verres in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7495 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-16
Date: 2003-10-16
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-16
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-16
Archival ID: Story 439
Ookii database ID: 441
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(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7502 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-17
Date: 2003-10-17
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-17
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-17
Archival ID: Story 440
Ookii database ID: 442
Appearance 5 of Damien in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
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<Transcript Source: OhNoRobot. Text itself is, of course, by Dan Shive.>
[[Grace envisions a bloodied hand]]
Grace: ...What if Damien finds me here? What will happen to my friends? To Tedd...?
Grace: ...I can't let them get hurt...
[[Tedd enters]]
Tedd: Grace, are you ok? You've been up here for a long time...
Tedd: ...Um...
Tedd: Grace...?
<<pounce>>
[[Grace pounces on Tedd]]
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7514 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57739 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-20
Date: 2003-10-20
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-20
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-20
Archival ID: Story 441
Ookii database ID: 443
Appearance 214 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 140 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7522 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-21
Date: 2003-10-21
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-21
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-21
Archival ID: Story 442
Ookii database ID: 444
Appearance 215 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 141 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7527 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57790 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-22
Date: 2003-10-22
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-22
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-22
Archival ID: Story 443
Ookii database ID: 445
Appearance 216 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 9 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 142 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7540 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57815 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-23
Date: 2003-10-23
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-23
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-23
Archival ID: Story 444
Ookii database ID: 446
Appearance 217 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 10 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 143 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7547 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-24
Date: 2003-10-24
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-24
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-24
Archival ID: Story 445
Ookii database ID: 447
Appearance 218 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
Appearance 11 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 102 of Nanase in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 144 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7557 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57899 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-27
Date: 2003-10-27
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-27
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-27
Archival ID: Story 446
Ookii database ID: 448
Appearance 219 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 12 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 145 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7565 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=57947 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-28
Date: 2003-10-28
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-28
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-28
Archival ID: Story 447
Ookii database ID: 449
Appearance 220 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 13 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 146 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7574 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-29
Date: 2003-10-29
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-29
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-29
Archival ID: Story 448
Ookii database ID: 450
Appearance 221 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 14 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 147 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7581 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58012 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-30
Date: 2003-10-30
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-30
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-30
Archival ID: Story 449
Ookii database ID: 451
Appearance 222 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): normal, cat
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7592 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58012 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-10-31
Date: 2003-10-31
Date given in browser title: 2003-10-31
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-10-31
Archival ID: Story 450
Ookii database ID: 452
Appearance 223 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 15 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 148 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7602 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-03
Date: 2003-11-03
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-03
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-03
Archival ID: Story 451
Ookii database ID: 453
Appearance 224 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 16 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 149 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7613 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-04
Date: 2003-11-04
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-04
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-04
Archival ID: Story 452
Ookii database ID: 454
Appearance 225 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 17 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 150 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7618 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-05
Date: 2003-11-05
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-05
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-05
Archival ID: Story 453
Ookii database ID: 455
Appearance 226 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 18 of Hedge in Story, appearing in form(s): hedgehog
Appearance 151 of Sarah in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7625 (Classics Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-06
Date: 2003-11-06
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-06
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-06
Archival ID: Story 454
Ookii database ID: 456
Appearance 227 of Elliot in Story, appearing in form(s): cat
Appearance 165 of Grace in Story, appearing in form(s): squirrel
Appearance 1 of Nioi in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7631 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58226 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-07
Date: 2003-11-07
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-07
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-07
Archival ID: Story 455
Ookii database ID: 457
Appearance 3 of General Shade Tail in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 3 of Lord Tedd in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7644 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58248 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-10
Date: 2003-11-10
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-10
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-10
Archival ID: Story 456
Ookii database ID: 458
Appearance 2 of Nioi in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7651 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58333 (Original Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58335 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-11
Date: 2003-11-11
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-11
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-11
Archival ID: Story 457
Ookii database ID: 459
Appearance 127 of Ellen in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
Appearance 8 of Mrs. Dunkel in Story, appearing in form(s): normal
(Transcript unavailable)
http://community.910cmx.com/?showtopic=7658 (Classics Thread)
http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=69&t=58357 (Original Thread)
URL Slug: comics/2003-11-12
Date: 2003-11-12
Date given in browser title: 2003-11-12
Date stated above the comic, converted to ISO format: 2003-11-12
Archival ID: Story 458
Ookii database ID: 460
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